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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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I wanna know what old intel mac pro configure is equal to this hardware lol.

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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lol outside the hardware, what is any of this about devlopers?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Hughmoris posted:

Is Siri any good these days?

no.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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lol here is where they bring out reasons why the macbook isn't a 2in1.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Three Olives posted:

Nothing on Carplay? I know they announced the forthcoming multi display, but current Carplay really needs improvements on larger displays, it looks so weird on my 15" display.

Car mfg are revolting against letting carplay do much outside of infotainment. We're stuck unless apple pays or the customer.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Jonny Quest posted:

Oh, Health, I was thinking it would be a (graphing) calculator.

Checking in my broken dick on a glorious 12 inch screen in public.

Combat Pretzel posted:

Speaking of which, I wonder how they're going to weasel out of the iPad calculator this year.

please, think of the large format 3rd party calculator app industry.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Three Olives posted:

I mean, it scales for poo poo. This is what it looks like on my car, it's silly.



That is an Apple problem, not a car manufacturer problem

oh, thats a hardcoded requirement. I don't think they'll change it, if ever. They are designed for leanback glance tap. I mean, your hellish nightmare is their ideal scenario.

Sorry my dude.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Talking about gaming when they're going to murder all intel-based games in a year or two.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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This is already done in teams.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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i hope that password share is ported to their MDM platform. Its legitly a good ideal but i'm not sharing my xvideos login with my family.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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remember when PWA were going to be a thing?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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I am very anti doing any audio signal fuckery in phone.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Three Olives posted:

I choose to believe this is what it is actually like to take a stroll around Apple Park.

Hover-overs pics always make it look desolated as all hell.

Probably because everyone rioted to work from home.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Siri, add cantina theme to playlist.

Kirios posted:

No passengers in the car you can fuckoff with your Shareplay. If I'm driving I dictate what's being played.

this is anti pass the aux cord car my dudes.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Apple could have sold 12 billion apple tvs if they just loving supported standard usb-c webcams.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Jose Oquendo posted:

I love Kevin Lynch.

If the riddler got out of jail and rebooted his life in silicon valley.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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lmao those lowkey jabs at lakers

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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uh, it took 10 versions to add cycling? I didn't even know. wow.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Kirios posted:

Finally Apple is caring about mental health.

whisper quietly into my watch on my in office day "i'm having a bad day"

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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your watch is totally going to 5150 you.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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give us the goofy goggles apple.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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buglord posted:

$2999 dollars

No wireless. Less space than a iPhone 14 pro. Lame.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Three Olives posted:

Does it have widgets?

Buddy, it's nothing BUT widgets. All AR too. So you can leave your AR tickets in a drawer and forget them at home.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Three Olives posted:

This doesn't seem dystopian at all.

In fact, its a Brave New World.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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google got it down to shooting it into your retina and was roasted. They think THIS is better?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What is this dumb thing tethered to that it needs a cable but also lets you freely walk around an office.

John Carmack is still right: 250 grams and 250 dollar is where we need to be. A plug for the battery is just a crutch.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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this woman is doing a hell of a lot of work to look natural.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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imagine wearing this at your kids birthday and how goofy you don't look.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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FlapYoJacks posted:

Apple is reportedly going to sell them at a loss lol.

Apple won't sell em at a loss.

Component partners, however: Stack those suicide nets up reallllll high.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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lmao they're going to sell 3d park content and sell it on the app store

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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FlapYoJacks posted:

MKBHD here, I’ve been using the VisionPro for the last 3 months.

I'm going to love him not saying how loving weird it is without saying how weird it is to thread that needle.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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:f5: hurry up and lapse the steamboat willy copyright.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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that...said nothing.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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did...they hire another british guy to manage industrial design. Like, how that works or sum poo poo?

teagone posted:

This guy sounds like dollar tree Jony Ive.

great minds.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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I'm just saying: If steve jobs was alive he wouldn't of allowed this battery bullshit.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Ok Comboomer posted:

word is this has been an extremely divisive product within the company, and a lot of the conflict has centered around the external battery

As they should. i'm still surprised the watch shipped with 3 buttons. Tim is the king of vertical integration but this is...gonna be his legacy.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Stutes posted:

wait, does this have a fan? why is it "virtually silent" and not just "silent"

*drops coffee cup*

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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did they say it has "foveated rendering"?

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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if my watch wasn't going to 5150 then it's going to if my manager wants to meet in teams with this.

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Boris Galerkin posted:

I hope one of the first apps is just an app that projects a beer that you can pick up and pour

3D AR "find the fart" app

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