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Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
One of the lesser challenges of attempting to adopt a more Christian expression is that it would look really incongruous if I take Godís name in vain, but Iím not yet so devout that I actually personally care. But religion is sometimes about doing stuff even if you canít see why you might care, so Iím shopping for alternatives. Iíve been going with ďOh my stars!Ē but itís kind of affectedÖ

Perhaps this can be a common ground with the hardcore Atheist posters who tried removing the phrase from their vocabulary for the opposite reason.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

Fun Shoe
:piaa:

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

gee wilikers

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
hail satan

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Heavens!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

Fun Shoe
im gay

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
how about "oh my gape?" that doing anything for you, sailor?

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Something like "Piss in Jesus' eyes!" rolls off the tongue, but feel free to spice it up with a little Aramaic.

zone
Dec 6, 2016
Oh my days!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends
Hail Satan

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends
Lol youth pastor wizard master mother fucker

credburn
Jun 22, 2016

nards by name, nards by reputation
Oh !

Pink Mist
Sep 28, 2021
Good goodness!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes
Oy vey

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Prescott Piss!

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Dog ym ho!

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
1. "Flaming flamingos!"
2. "By the beards of mermaids!"
3. "Holy guacamole on a unicycle!"
4. "Jumping jackrabbits in jelly!"
5. "Bouncing bobcats in a bag!"
6. "Dancing dragons on a disco ball!"
7. "Ricocheting rhinos on a rainbow!"
8. "Spiraling space sloths!"
9. "Whirling walruses in a whirlpool!"
10. "Astounding asteroid-absorbing armadillos!"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup FranÁais.
D'oh I missed.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
golly

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends
So tell us how hard you got when you melted clammy's brain

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


Piss! poo poo! Up in my clit!

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I want to know whose alt OP is. Derpies maybe? Pulling the ironic opposite gimmick to clown on us all perhaps?

Prescott
May 16, 2023

I’m reading the Bible so I can teach the zombies about Heaven.
Iím just happy nobodyís brought up Commie Ned Flanders yet.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

a good holey moley is nice every once in a while

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

another good one :hmmyes: cowabunga

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Jimmeny krauts!

I hope thatís not racist.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Good golly miss Molly

Von Pluring
Sep 19, 2003


Zelensky's Zealots
Pork Pro
Great Scott!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
mama mia

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jesus Christ OP.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Prescott posted:

One of the lesser challenges of attempting to adopt a more Christian expression is that it would look really incongruous if I take Godís name in vain, but Iím not yet so devout that I actually personally care. But religion is sometimes about doing stuff even if you canít see why you might care, so Iím shopping for alternatives. Iíve been going with ďOh my stars!Ē but itís kind of affectedÖ

Perhaps this can be a common ground with the hardcore Atheist posters who tried removing the phrase from their vocabulary for the opposite reason.

:gas: thread ban OP

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I agree with this guy^
So you KNOW op is lame

Posting threads about prayer

Puke

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends

Ugh...

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
You realize this is precisely why somebody invented "oh my gosh" right?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

hi friends

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

You realize this is precisely why somebody invented "oh my gosh" right?

They are not being even slightly sincere I hope that helps

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
"Good lord!" always works for me. I just think OMG sounds so tacky and stupid and doesn't make sense in any context. (Especially with how secular if not outright atheist the western world seems to be these days - outside of the USA, anyway.) Why invoke "God" as yours as a non-believer? And if you are a believer, it's the other way around, we're all "God's" creations. I think the French started it.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You can blaspheme other gods, it's allowed. Just pick one out of the hundreds.

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