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Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Maugrim posted:

Topical: my little boy got not one but two whoopee cushions for his birthday. He's ecstatic and hasn't shown remote interest in any of his other presents yet.

I was about to guess the age but honestly I’d be the same way if I got them now.

But for the hell of it 5th bday?

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Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

Voodoofly posted:

I was about to guess the age but honestly I’d be the same way if I got them now.

But for the hell of it 5th bday?

Not a bad guess! (He's 7 but has a learning disability)

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

##vote shwinn

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

Happy birthday to your son

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
:redhammer: shwinnebego was actually town, I can't believe you all.

Votecount for Day 4

shwinnebego (4): Voodoofly, Maugrim, Opopanax, Mr. Humalong
Sandwolf (1): shwinnebego

Not Voting (2): Illusionis, Sandwolf

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to execute. The current deadline is July 07th, 2023 at 4 a.m. UTC -- that's in about 11 hours, 18 minutes.

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Maugrim posted:

Not a bad guess! (He's 7 but has a learning disability)

Honestly I was bouncing between 4 and 12 and remembered my son (6) really got into fart jokes over the last year. It’s what I tell him now to make him laugh after he gets hurt.

Happy birthday little Maug

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Oh sorry didn’t see hammer

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

Life is great. You got rid of your crippling self-criticism and your latent violent compulsion. Well, except for that poor poor spider, when you somehow felt the need to show it who is the King of The Loo. And that you are! With a graceful flick of your finger, you bust open the lock that had tormented you for hours. That's all it took.

shwinnebego, SCUM-aligned Miller, burdens you no more!

quote:

You are Stuck Lock, SCUM-aligned Miller
Any alignment investigations on you give a SCUM result.
You win when SCUM control the vote.

As you feel the refreshing breeze pushing away any stale odours, your dry mouth opens wide and you laugh and laugh. You laugh at yourself, you laugh at the situation you just went over. Hell, you laugh at a tree a few meters away and you laugh at a pigeon staring at you. Calm down with the laughing, man! Also, you better pull up those trousers before you walk any further.

As you approach the restaurant, you can see that all lights are off. Hm, it seems that good old Ms. Anastase locked the door and went to sleep. Oh no! Are you stuck out here? Is this a shameless prompt for part tw- NO. Your finger vibrates with untold power and flicks the lock open. You are a master finger blaster now. No lock can hold you down. Ohohoho! So it begins.

Your first act after exerting your newfound power is exiting the restaurant without paying. Your mind races with all the mischief you can now cause at aunt Madge's wedding. Your sense of shame burdens you no more and your budding police instincts seems to have been left behind, Stuck in The Loo.

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The game has ended in a town victory!

Remaining cast:

Illusionis posted:

You are Superego, TOWN-aligned Backup
The first time another player is eliminated by any means, you receive their abilities, if any.
You win when there are no threats to TOWN.

Maugrim posted:

You are Rest, TOWN-aligned Jailer
At night, you can ##jail a player. Any actions done to or by your target will fail.
You win when there are no threats to TOWN.

Mr. Humalong posted:

You are Comfortable Trainers, TOWN-aligned Ninja
Whenever you use a night action, your action can't be traced by any means.
You win when there are no threats to TOWN.

Opopanax posted:

You are Soap, TOWN-aligned Doctor
At night, you can ##protect a player. Killing actions on your target will fail this night.
You win when there are no threats to TOWN.

Sandwolf posted:

You are You, TOWN-aligned Vanilla
You have no powers but your vote.
You win when there are no threats to TOWN.

Voodoofly posted:

You are Sense of Smell, TOWN-aligned Rolecop
At night, you can ##rolecop another player. You will get the name of their role.
You win when there are no threats to TOWN.

Thanks for playing!

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


What? I though I was Me?

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Rad game Wolo. Rad game.

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002


Gg everyone I had fun! Not sure I’ve ever seen scum get aced like that lmao

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

Thank you for the game everyone!

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



So did I kick rear end or lucky coincidence?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

The lieutenant does not flinch at the comment.
He does not flinch even a little bit. He is intensely not flinching. It takes effort.


:jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::sonia::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled:
Told you three scum! I’ll await for my personalised apology pm from you all.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

The lieutenant does not flinch at the comment.
He does not flinch even a little bit. He is intensely not flinching. It takes effort.


:jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::sonia::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled:
Srsly fun game though wolo

Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION.

AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY.

Opopanax posted:

So did I kick rear end or lucky coincidence?

Maugrim kicked rear end - jailed the victim N1 and the killer N2!

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



Ah well

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Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

hambeet posted:

Told you three scum! I’ll await for my personalised apology pm from you all.

For what it's worth I mostly voted you so I didn't have to deal with evil monster spiders.

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