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Yeah, I can't believe they greenlit a show about a fish-out-of-water American football coach running a soccer team in England, what a ridiculous concept
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Jun 8, 2023 02:52
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nope
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Jun 8, 2023 03:19
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Waltzing Along posted:
Alvin is like, "Yeah, this is the best we could do with a five figure budget."
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Jun 8, 2023 03:23
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Am I supposed to shout the name every time I say it out loud?
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Jun 8, 2023 03:50
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Jun 8, 2023 04:20
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I used to think Alvin was the name of their adult father figure.
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Jun 8, 2023 04:32
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One of the best red avatars ive seen of the forums was the one for the guy who counted every panty shot of the alvin and the chipmunks movie
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Jun 8, 2023 05:31
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Looking at it a bit more seriously, this is a terrible promo image. Four out of six characters are staring vapidly into space, one is pissed off, and only Alvin looks even vaguely happy to be there. If the characters are confused as to why they're there, then I'm confused as to why I would want to watch the show, or have my kid watch it. And the overall character design reeks of some producer saying, "ok, ok, can they only be a little bit furry?"
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Jun 8, 2023 05:52
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They look like AI created CG versions of anime characters
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Jun 8, 2023 07:12
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Waltzing Along posted:
*generated on a 1.4Ghz AMD eMachine*
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Jun 8, 2023 07:20
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tv is brain poison op
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Jun 8, 2023 07:21
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Splatoon 3 lookin good
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Jun 8, 2023 07:24
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Chipmunks only live about 2-8 years. They are going to age like Jagger and Richards over the course of a single year. The prime of their lives wasted on being in a cover band to make the failure that is Dave Seville rich. Dave Is probably driving around the woods while they're in school, looking for any and all sentient wildlife he can turn into his next novelty to keep the cocaine coming for just another few years.
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Jun 8, 2023 07:29
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JediTalentAgent posted:Chipmunks only live about 2-8 years. lmfao at season 8 of the chipmunks wherein the 'munks accept death and spend their final months with their family
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Jun 8, 2023 07:35
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chimps gently caress
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Jun 8, 2023 07:40
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how many people got perma'd the last time we discussed this show?
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Jun 8, 2023 07:48
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:One of the best red avatars ive seen of the forums was the one for the guy who counted every panty shot of the alvin and the chipmunks movie https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1706280
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Jun 8, 2023 11:47
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didn't even know it existed, will probably get cancelled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQTUCOx7TwI
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Jun 8, 2023 13:09
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no but i liked that old cartoon where they went around the world in hot air balloons or something. can't remember properly it was a long time ago.
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Jun 8, 2023 13:11
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Those were lemmings
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Colonel Cancer posted:Those were lemmings 
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Jun 8, 2023 13:28
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They should have proper little chipmunk hands with claws like needles.
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Bula Vinaka posted:didn't even know it existed, will probably get cancelled Simon is going to make some unfortunate statements that offend the LGBT community when addressing the conspiracy theory that, "The Chippettes are just the Chipmunks in drag!" on Joe Rogan. Eventually, he is replaced by Bill Mumy.
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istewart posted:Looking at it a bit more seriously, this is a terrible promo image. Four out of six characters are staring vapidly into space, one is pissed off, and only Alvin looks even vaguely happy to be there. If the characters are confused as to why they're there, then I'm confused as to why I would want to watch the show, or have my kid watch it. tbh they seem like they're not furry enough
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Jimmy Neutron-looking… things, but they’re chipmunks you see because they’ve got a stripe down the bridge of their noses!
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flavius aetass
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cgi kids shows look loving gross and also super cheap
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Ted chimpo
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lol
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JediTalentAgent posted:Chipmunks only live about 2-8 years. They are going to age like Jagger and Richards over the course of a single year. The prime of their lives wasted on being in a cover band to make the failure that is Dave Seville rich. Somewhere in the countryside, there's a warehouse where thousands of chipmunks are being fed growth hormones. Pop music constantly plays over loudspeakers. Dave Seville patrols with a tablet computer. The chipmunks are subjected to trials, tested for musical aptitude. Each round, the failures disposed of. Finally the newest incarnation of Alvin and the chipmunks are ready. The fictional past that Dave gaslights them with is a comfortable substitute for the traumatic truth. Yes, at last, it's reboot time once again! Or it's some dudes singing slowly then speeding it up, I dunno. Hey check this poo poo out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSqnbmXV6es
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Bluemillion posted:
I listen to this once a month or so
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They really just need to press Sludgefest on vinyl
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Bluemillion posted:Somewhere in the countryside, there's a warehouse where thousands of chipmunks are being fed growth hormones. Pop music constantly plays over loudspeakers. Dave Seville patrols with a tablet computer. The chipmunks are subjected to trials, tested for musical aptitude. Each round, the failures disposed of. Finally the newest incarnation of Alvin and the chipmunks are ready. The fictional past that Dave gaslights them with is a comfortable substitute for the traumatic truth. Yes, at last, it's reboot time once again! If you put this to 2x speed it sounds like the dude singing in his normal voice. I think. Maybe?
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Bluemillion posted:Somewhere in the countryside, there's a warehouse where thousands of chipmunks are being fed growth hormones. Pop music constantly plays over loudspeakers. Dave Seville patrols with a tablet computer. The chipmunks are subjected to trials, tested for musical aptitude. Each round, the failures disposed of. Finally the newest incarnation of Alvin and the chipmunks are ready. The fictional past that Dave gaslights them with is a comfortable substitute for the traumatic truth. Yes, at last, it's reboot time once again! Dave Seville read an article about how there were tapewoms that could inherit the 'memories' of a different tapeworm that they ate. Dave thinks this works with all animals and will feed his most promising candidates a diet of their 'lesser skilled' rivals in the belief that it helps them more rapidly gain talent and skills. In reality, the effect is more psychological than anything else. All of them are aware of the fate of the failures and being forced to consume their brethren reminds them how close any of them are to being a meal, themselves. All they know is that Dave demands performance ability out of them, and they work harder and harder to avoid being eaten or to improve enough to make Dave finally stop feeding them their fellow chipmunks. Dave doesn't know this, but he knows something he's doing is getting results.
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several generations of human-chipmunk inbreeding to produce these abominations
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Only watched the original version for the Clyde Crashcup segments.
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