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Is it a calzone, a sandwich, or just 2 pizzas? The poll is only multiple choice so that you can select Goku and a real answer do NOT select 2 real answers.
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Jun 8, 2023 06:52
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Yeap
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Jun 8, 2023 12:54
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Its called Calzonification and many different species of food have independently evolved towards it
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Jun 8, 2023 12:59
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the best thing to do with a pizza is to batter it and deep fry it, we call it a pizza crunch 
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Jun 8, 2023 13:31
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It’s just 2 pizzas op. There are RULES goddamit!
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Jun 8, 2023 13:43
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It's a sandwich
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Jun 8, 2023 13:52
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:It’s just 2 pizzas op. There are RULES goddamit! If you have a food made of 2 large pieces of bread with stuff between them, that you pick up and eat, that's a sandwich
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Jun 8, 2023 14:09
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put it on tiktok and call it a korean kalzone and you will be praised as a genius
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Jun 8, 2023 14:21
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It's a pizza quesadilla
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Jun 8, 2023 15:07
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No thats only true if you fold a pizza over in the middle
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Jun 8, 2023 16:49
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There was a pizza place near my college that made what they called "stromboli". Except, it wasn't stromboli at all. It was calzone. However, it was really really good, so all is forgiven.
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Jun 8, 2023 16:54
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A place near me called Peppinos makes something called "pizza i dunno" thats a half calzone, half pizza
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Jun 8, 2023 17:26
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Barudak posted:Its called Calzonification and many different species of food have independently evolved towards it indeed, the new york method of folding a slice of pizza while eating it is actually evidence of the "calzone instinct" in neapolitan and sicilian genetic markers
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Jun 8, 2023 17:31
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bread on top and bottom without sealing on either side is a sandwich op
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Jun 8, 2023 17:48
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Peggy Edson posted:bread on top and bottom without sealing on either side is a sandwich op What if you work the crust of one pizza over the crust of the other to create a seal?
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Jun 8, 2023 17:53
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deep dish peat moss posted:What if you work the crust of one pizza over the crust of the other to create a seal? if you are doing this with uncooked pizzas and actually merging the dough, then yea basically thats a calzone but you should still leave one side of it open or it would burst in a weird way while cooking, i think if you are doing this with already cooked pizzas it will not work. you cant work a cooked crust into another one and make a seal
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Jun 8, 2023 18:01
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Finally, OP has learned the secrets of the infamous “Cucky P’zone”
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Jun 8, 2023 18:06
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it's just 2 pizzas dog. a calzone is 1 piece of dough, basically a turnover. and i won't even adress the lulzy meme  laffo sandwich question
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Jun 8, 2023 18:28
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Gonna go against the grain and say the result is an ABSOLUTE MESS YA NINNY 
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Jun 8, 2023 19:02
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You need the folded seem OP. Or eating the calzone will be a complete disaster.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:09
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Earwicker posted:if you are doing this with uncooked pizzas and actually merging the dough, then yea basically thats a calzone but you should still leave one side of it open or it would burst in a weird way while cooking, i think Just poke a few holes on top and your counterfeit hotpockets wont burst smdh here
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Jun 8, 2023 19:11
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Barudak posted:Its called Calzonification and many different species of food have independently evolved towards it  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfHJ-_9814A
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Jun 8, 2023 19:33
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I cant believe this just occurred to me Calzone is pizza with a lid 
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Jun 8, 2023 19:33
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If we consult the Sandwich Alignment Chart, the pizza scenario is structurally purist and ingredient neutral, which I would say is pretty darn sandwichy.
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Jun 8, 2023 19:37
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Earwicker posted:if you are doing this with uncooked pizzas and actually merging the dough, then yea basically thats a calzone but you should still leave one side of it open or it would burst in a weird way while cooking, i think You could make the pizzas slightly different sizes, though.
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Jun 8, 2023 21:00
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TheKub posted:If we consult the Sandwich Alignment Chart, the pizza scenario is structurally purist and ingredient neutral, which I would say is pretty darn sandwichy. yes!!! teh sandwich alignment chart
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Jun 8, 2023 21:03
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If Pizza 1 is a calzone with a slot on the side, and you slide Pizza 2 (a pizza) into the slot, is it just a bigger calzone, or a calzone with a pizza inside of it?
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Jun 8, 2023 21:04
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If you slice a calzone open and unfurl it, does it become a pizza
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Jun 8, 2023 21:05
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The P'Zone Is BACK At Pizza Hut! Seventeen years after the fan-favorite's debut, it's back on menus nationwide to celebrate Pizza Hut's return as the Official Pizza of NCAA March Madness. If you haven't ever tried a P'Zone, you're in for quite the treat
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Jun 8, 2023 21:36
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Bula Vinaka posted:The P'Zone Is BACK At Pizza Hut! I assume the P stands for "pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
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Jun 8, 2023 22:44
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Bula Vinaka posted:The P'Zone Is BACK At Pizza Hut! Now only one thing stands between you and your baked treat... you have to find a pizza hut
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Jun 9, 2023 13:41
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TheKub posted:If we consult the Sandwich Alignment Chart, the pizza scenario is structurally purist and ingredient neutral, which I would say is pretty darn sandwichy. Meat? Cheese? Vegetables? Condiments? Two pizzas sandwiched together is 100% a hardline traditionalists sandwich.
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Jun 9, 2023 14:14
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Meat? Cheese? Vegetables? Condiments? Two pizzas sandwiched together is 100% a hardline traditionalists sandwich. lettuce is really the only missing thing but i think the real point is that the chart is inadequate because everyone would agree that a sandwich sans lettuce can still be ingredient purist
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Jun 9, 2023 14:39
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Bring back the big foot!!!!!
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Jun 9, 2023 14:54
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I’m so sick of all these sandwich wars
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Jun 9, 2023 14:55
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Bring back the big foot!!!!! I don't think they let felons be your spokesperson anymore Wait, gently caress, he was stuffed crust wasn't he? The big foot is pure and clean and deserves another chance
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Jun 9, 2023 14:57
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Barudak posted:I don't think they let felons be your spokesperson anymore He was stuffin some crust alright.
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Jun 9, 2023 15:25
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Zippy the Bummer posted:lettuce is really the only missing thing but i think the real point is that the chart is inadequate because everyone would agree that a sandwich sans lettuce can still be ingredient purist yeah, there are many very traditional sandwiches that do not involve lettuce - or any other veggies - at all. if you go to a nyc deli and order a pastrami sandwich its just going to be pastrami and bread. thats still ingredient purist. the idea that a sandwich "must" have lettuce or cold raw tomatoes in it is Bad Thinking and has led to many bad sandwiches all over the world, because those ingredients should only be used if they are a.) extremely fresh and b.) only going to be on the sandwich for a very short time before you eat it, so they dont have time to wilt or soak into the bread or other ingredients, which gets Gross. Earwicker fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jun 9, 2023 |
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Jun 9, 2023 18:45
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Y'all convinced me that it's pure sandwich. Upon reflection it's definitely a melt!
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Jun 9, 2023 18:47
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a pizza sandwich is a different thing altogether and cannont be constructed from simply 2 pizzas. sorry but all the op has conceptualized is a pizza upside down atop another pizza
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Jun 9, 2023 18:52
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