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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Take a look at this masterpiece of a post by GBS star and goatse historian wesleywillis. It's beautiful. It's inspiring.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3973469

So inspiring that I've been working on a tribute as of late. Check your calendar. Today is 6/9. Non-americans may need to flip their monitors upside down. Pretty nice. This is also my 10,069th post. And I've been feathering my posting throttle over the past few months to arrive at this auspicious date with this special post count, as well as achieving a posting rate of 6.9 posts per day since the creation of my account. Oh yeah and the cherry on top -- it's a fuckin FRIDAY!!



Of course that post rate is rounded to the 1st decimal digit. Sadly a perfect 6.90 posts per day was not possible during this conjunction, but today is the closest alignment my account can reach for at least a decade.

I did run the numbers and long story short, with my regdate the first opportunity where a nice posting milestone overlaps perfectly with with a 6.90 post rate during a day of power isn't until 2043.
pre:
2043-04-20: 60069 posts (6.90 per day)
2043-06-09: 60420 posts (6.90 per day)
2059-04-20: 100420 posts (6.90 per day)
2063-04-20: 110420 posts (6.90 per day)
2113-06-09: 236969 posts (6.90 per day)
2117-06-09: 246969 posts (6.90 per day)
2121-06-09: 256969 posts (6.90 per day)
But snapping back to the present, the here and now, please celebrate 10069 posts @ 6.9/day on Friday 6/9 with me. And please also take a moment to reflect on wesleywillis and his outstanding posting achievement, without which none of this would have been possible.

:goatsecx: :pigsballs: :goatsecx:



Edit: And here it is, proof of #10069 with this post:

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jun 9, 2023

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

what is "goatse"?

could we see it?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




ChubbyChecker posted:

what is "goatse"?

could we see it?

Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition)

:nws: :nws:

Mod edit: it's goatse. KC

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Jun 10, 2023

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Bad Purchase posted:

Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition)




my goodness! :monocle:

Mod edit: added spoilers in quote. KC

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 10, 2023

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

ChubbyChecker posted:

my goodness! :monocle:

Word has it, there's an alternative cut of Return of the Jedi that's much more... interesting...

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHm1YXlhp1k

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Just like the previous thread, it's time to retire the account.


So we don't have to read your posts anymore.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




sigher posted:

Just like the previous thread, it's time to retire the account.


So we don't have to read your posts anymore.

sorry, my sights are now set on the next big milestone

pre:
2059-04-20: 100420 posts (6.90 per day)
looks like you'll need to endure 36 more years of my posting

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Grats

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011


:nice: job BP, you love to see it folks!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Iím proud of you son

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Bad Purchase posted:

sorry, my sights are now set on the next big milestone

pre:
2059-04-20: 100420 posts (6.90 per day)
looks like you'll need to endure 36 more years of my posting

I'm glad death will consume me before then.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Bad Purchase posted:

Today is 6/9. Non-americans may need to flip their monitors upside down.

If you flip a monitor that says 9/6 upside down it will still say 9/6

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you need to flip it 360 degrees

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Bad Purchase posted:

Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition)



i don't remember this part from leisure suit larry

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


incredible

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


easiest 5 ive ever given

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Mods, please goldmine when thread reaches 69 pages.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

Mods, please goldmine when thread reaches 69 pages.

yep. by my calculations of the current posting rate we should easily reach 69 pages within 125.92 hours

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i don't know if this thread has the legs to reach page 69

you'll have to wait for the corn megathread i'd wager

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Jelly posted:

i don't remember this part from leisure suit larry

You should have played it properly then.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Jelly posted:

i don't remember this part from leisure suit larry

it's from leisure suit larry 4

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
good job OP!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The contact info list options in the user info page are loving comedy gold, btw.

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

Mods, please goldmine when thread reaches 69 pages.

What about 69 post?

Let no goon taint this thread by making post 70.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Bad Purchase posted:

Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition)



lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why did you keep posting OP? You should have stopped at 10069.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Never. Stop. Posting.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




all we are is posts in the wind

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Bad Purchase posted:

Here is what internet scholars believe it looked like (artist's rendition)



Haven't saved an image in a while

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mr.Acula posted:

Haven't saved an image in a while

I look at it every day

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Before you turn on your monitor?

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Whatís that man doing to his anus???????

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Amazing!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

You Are A Elf posted:

Whatís that man doing to his anus???????

making it digital

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nice

Dick Fontaine
Nov 10, 2022

Computer, end program.
:golfclap:

Ambassadorofsodomy
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The poster known as Wesleywillis, and sometimes as Ambassador of Sodomy approves of this thread!!

SUCK A LLAMA'S BALLS
SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK
SUCK MY DOBERMAN PINSCHER'S COCK
SUCK A RACE HORSE'S SMELLY rear end MUTHAFUCKA!!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hell yeah :respek:

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Seth Pecksniff when is GBS poster Wesley Willis going to get his GBS Lifetime Posting Award for his accomplishments

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