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just hang some more crooked shelves, you fiend. and Yes, it's a good idea. Do it. 
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Jun 10, 2023 02:20
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Probably not, but definitely not over the toilet bowl.
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Jun 10, 2023 02:22
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Duck and Cover posted:Well? no. I don't want to put that poo poo together
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Jun 10, 2023 02:32
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a chandelier that lowers into the bowl to cut up your massive turds 
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Jun 10, 2023 02:32
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who are you trying to impress with it?
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Jun 10, 2023 02:33
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i poo poo in complete darkness to heighten all my other senses as i continue my quest for the perfect turd
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Jun 10, 2023 02:34
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Chandelier, no, they are rarely appropriate for a home these days unless you are going for some very specific styles that you probably can't pull off without a multi-million dollar budget. Pendent light fixture, which is commonly thought of as a chandelier because of function, form and scale, absolutely, sometimes needed. Your bathroom really needs a scale to it for it to work that you also probably can't afford.
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Jun 10, 2023 02:35
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I'm thinking something like this:
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Jun 10, 2023 02:36
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You know in Germany, they put the chandelier in the toilet.
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Jun 10, 2023 02:37
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Duck and Cover posted:I'm thinking something like this. you should probably call a lawyer.
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Jun 10, 2023 02:40
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you should probably call a lawyer. Why? Do you think that person would sue me for taking inspiration from their design?
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Jun 10, 2023 03:00
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OP do you want guests to come over and then have to use the toilet but not be able to because they're intimidated by how fancy it is then you should get a chandelier.
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Jun 10, 2023 03:04
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Duck and Cover posted:I'm thinking something like this: It only works if you have a comically large toilet to hang it over.
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Jun 10, 2023 03:07
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Duck and Cover posted:Why? Do you think that person would sue me for taking inspiration from their design? Maybe.. What the gently caress do I know
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Jun 10, 2023 03:07
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If you slip in water on the floor your flailing arm might slap it and get tangled and pull it down atop you, so that you die of blood loss from broken glass before you ever wake up from your concussion. (Really, it'd suck to clean and you could never let it ride since it'd be 10 inches from your eyes or w/e.)
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Jun 10, 2023 03:24
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lmao one doesn't clean a chandelier one's self. The cleaning service come in and do it once a month or just before any social events.
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Jun 10, 2023 03:30
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:who are you trying to impress with it? Trying to convince my turdz to stay in me forever.
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Jun 10, 2023 03:30
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Duck and Cover posted:I'm thinking something like this: That's my bathroom. But it's full of porno mags instead of classified documents 
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Jun 10, 2023 03:31
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Trying to convince my turdz to stay in me forever. never gonna happen Bloodfart. Sorry dude
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Jun 10, 2023 03:33
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One day you're gonna crap so hard the chandelier will come crashing down on you
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Jun 10, 2023 03:34
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If there's anything I know about filling your place with chandeliers its that eventually an assassin is going to drop one on you and totally get a Silent Assassin rating. Do you really want an assassin getting away with that while you're on the toilet?
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Jun 10, 2023 03:37
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:never gonna happen Bloodfart. Sorry dude why do you look different again, and what's up with your birthday? is it today? 
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Jun 10, 2023 03:37
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blight rhino posted:why do you look different again, and what's up with your birthday? is it today? Nah, Its May 19th.
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Jun 10, 2023 03:44
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It is a good idea as long as your toilet looks like this
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Jun 10, 2023 03:54
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The Hello Machine posted:It is a good idea as long as your toilet looks like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs
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Jun 10, 2023 03:57
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:never gonna happen Bloodfart. Sorry dude Oxys will help us!
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Jun 10, 2023 04:03
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nine-gear crow posted:It only works if you have a comically large toilet to hang it over. I don't know about a comically large toilet, I want a comically deep one. An Abyssal Toilet where you have the seat but it sits above a 1' pipe down into the earth with the water jets at the top spraying the sides down. In a two story house the logs could fall 40-50' feet below the foundation to where the bend is. Listening for the distant splash would be a lot of fun.
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Jun 10, 2023 04:12
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Oxys will help us!
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Jun 10, 2023 04:21
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Hell yeah that's dope
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Jun 10, 2023 04:27
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you don't have enough documents of the right type
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Jun 10, 2023 04:28
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MrQwerty posted:you don't have enough documents of the right type https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qanF-91aJo
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Jun 10, 2023 04:40
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Bathroom pepper cannon?
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Jun 10, 2023 04:52
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If you could get it to spin, that'd be pretty boss.
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Jun 10, 2023 05:00
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Das Boo posted:If you could get it to spin, that'd be pretty boss. You mean like rifling? So it'd be more accurate on the way down? Interesting.
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Jun 10, 2023 05:01
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real bathrooms use disco balls anyway
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Jun 10, 2023 05:08
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how come they dont make bathrooms with mirrors on the ceiling like in horny motels? EDIT: Possibly coin operated magic fingers toilet seat?
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Jun 10, 2023 05:08
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bossy lady posted:how come they dont make bathrooms with mirrors on the ceiling like in horny motels? a question for the ages
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Jun 10, 2023 05:11
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My old apartment had a full body mirror across from the toilet so you could watch yourself poo poo
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bossy lady posted:how come they dont make bathrooms with mirrors on the ceiling like in horny motels? I'm imagining sitting in a bathroom stall taking a poop, looking up to see a top-down view of the guy in the stall next to you having a wank.
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