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Recruiters and HR departments are the laziest fuckers in the market. Why read job applications when you can have a linkedin analysis bolt on screen them for you and narrow down further with a ctrl F for keywords. In this scenario you don't actually know what your company does but you're fairly sure it involves spreadsheets of some kind.
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bossy lady posted:I sat on my roku remote and accidentally clicked on a Jeep Wrangler (TM) ad then got a text message from Jeep (TM) on behalf of roku reminding me to buy a Jeep (TM) Wrangler (TM) So have you remembered to buy a JeepTM WranglerTM??
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It's a lol from me, Kent
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lmao at the idea of ever paying a penny in fees to your bank. They pay you to deposit money with them. They are the borrower. It's called Interest, stupid!
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A supermarket where I grew up just installed an exit gate that only opens if you scan your receipt (or force it open). Lmao  never going back there
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teen witch posted:Oh those are a thing by me in a ton of grocery stores, especially self checkouts. If you push the gate open it will just beep and as far as I have ever seen no one will care  Er I dunno in other countries you might get shot or something
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Jan 21, 2025 20:41
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Touchscreens in cars are absolute garbage take em away
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Jan 22, 2025 14:05
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Excuse me that's racist, and please ignore foreign product tiktok immediately complying with all requests from the American Reich
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Jan 22, 2025 19:28
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I wouldn't dream of potentially scratching my paint by putting stickers on my car. That's what driving through country lanes is for.
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Jan 24, 2025 17:22
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A person who makes clothes is called a dropshipper
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Jan 29, 2025 16:49
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God I wish
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Jan 31, 2025 21:12
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I have always thought that HR as a profession don't have a single clue how to locate 'talent' and will just adopt any shiny tool that reduces the number of applicants they have to think about
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Feb 4, 2025 22:56
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Philthy posted:You can't find anything about food anymore really unless you watch a video. It's all AI garbage, all of it. The main 'AI' use case for 95% of us is to parse all the garbage AI generated search engine results back into something usable 
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Biplane posted:???? what in the world lol what for a few golden moments I was the koolest kid in the office for moving mine to the side the screen, we all had tiny laptops 
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May 23, 2025 15:32
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Out: vocal fry In: vocal air fry
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May 23, 2025 17:49
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Agreed, where's the button to talk to an AI assistant?? Awful.
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May 31, 2025 16:14
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I would totally go to the cinema if they seemed to release any films I want to watch... Last was D2NE I think.
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Jun 7, 2025 18:08
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Store all your music on a passport drive at least as a backup. Bandcamp and Amazon at last still allow a straightforward download of a file into your downloads folder. Definitely don't let something as close to your soul, and as important during the bad times, as your music be at the mercy of subscription service tech scum!
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Trying to get concert tickets abroad on Ticketmaster was great fun. Oh well you must verify your account, oh well we can only send your code to an in country mobile number, oh well we won't state that on the form so you just need to guess...
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Taear posted:It costs companies more to make you call than they'd make upselling you most of the time - they want you to go online, they don't want you ringing. This call may be recorded for quality and training purposes. Did you know over 90% of queries can be answered on our website? For the fastest assistance please go to Doubleyou Doubleyou Doubleyou Dot Shitco Dot Capita Dot
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Messaging only? No, social media!
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I just cancelled prime in the UK; it doesn't refund money but you keep all your subscription benefits until the next billing cycle?
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Jun 19, 2025 10:43
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Connecting to your bank on hyper public library internet sounds like a very bad no good security time?
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Jun 24, 2025 21:28
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No way am I ever listening to a voicemail, after five minutes of Welcome to our Voicemail We recommend you record a personal message to let people know they've reached you To record a personal message, please press 1 To listen to your messages, please press 2 Your messages - message 1 at 0 9 3 5 - Monday 12 September from 0 7 7 1 2 3 4 5 6. To listen to this message, please press 1.
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Jun 27, 2025 14:39
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Book Bond drives a Saab 
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Barrel Cactaur posted:I thought I was going crazy and had just done the typical ADD thing of watching 15 seconds of something, bailing, and then going back a few seconds later to open it again. I still think the first Star Wars sequel nailed a very true to the 2010s look at the space fascists. All the jackboot imperialists from the 20th C are dead or disappeared and the mantle is taken up by fanatical 20something men screaming at each other, barely in control of the empire and barely in control of their own daddy issues. I don't think it was an accident that there was barely an extra over 25 strutting around the star destroyer.
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Jul 2, 2025 15:16
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Old enough to run, old enough to hold a gun Jesus what a weird puritan society
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Jul 5, 2025 23:04
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Supermarket theft is a giant paper tiger because 'shrinkage, shrinkage, theft, theft, theft' is what grocery stores claim every time they fail to hit targets. Their bosses are professional managers so they have no practical knowledge to tell the difference. $80m for additional security and all goods in locked boxes? Yeah, sure, approved, whatever
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Yeah any store with an exit gate I'm barging straight through and not shopping there again. And like gently caress I'm going to keep a paper receipt for inspection, mr high vis can go read the till 21 audit logs if he wants but I'm not waiting while he does it.
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Sounds like time for armed customers! 
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Jul 7, 2025 21:42
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Musicolet is another decent music app, it will pull from the folders you tell it to use.
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redshirt posted:Umm, actually, the Sun won't explode. It will expand out like a fat Suburban Dad, then shrink away in old age. Welp, we get the sun we deserve 
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Captain Hygiene posted:
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Jul 13, 2025 10:49
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And, like, a lot harder and many billable hours to make a legal disclaimer more specific but still effective
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Jul 15, 2025 14:08
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If the customer wears the clothes incorrectly, they are committing anti-advertising for your product. You can see the phone in her pocket - ew!!
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Also the AIs would have to work in some sort of lockstep between competitors. 90% of the time I'm putting the flight in an aggregator site and slam picking the cheapest one. Not that price fixing is unheard of, presumably not even illegal in the US
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Oligarch propagandists are very real but we should also remember that 90% of advertisers are sitting in an western corporate environment, coming up through grad schemes and earning qualifications with names like SAPFRoL MBAads. Most of what they do is corpo busywork for moronic clients, justifying their own existence and believing their own hype all the way. The remaining 10% yes are scary.
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Hunter Biden's laptop
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Can you imagine being such a loving loser as to fire up your Merc  and then loyally log into teamsLIKE A DOG
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