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Tarkus posted:What don't you steal by learning it? AI is a tool, it learns things and puts it back out in ways that we ask. The fake book problem has been a problem for years except it was usually stuffed with wikipedia articles rather than AI mash. It does not learn.
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I don't want to be rude, but if you think that "AI" is an actual intelligent being that is talking to you then you are the kind of person that tries to eat an apple you see in a magic-eye painting.
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Fart ripper, Dr. Fart phd, Fartin' up the oldies. Well yeah you haven't heard of those, they're only on a super rare bootleg, its old material, you'd have to be a true fan.
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I was just checking out pictures of a light-up drone display, and I know this is me just being old, but gently caress drones. What a loving stupid waste of electricity and circuit boards. I know you can say the same thing about fireworks or whatever, but I don't know I hate them. We're so obviously past the point of sustainability and the world is dying and some nerd is jerking off at the idea of building a fleet of ten thousands drones to paint star wars murals in the sky just gently caress off with this come on please.
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The AI is a camera that sends the feed to a gig worker in Cambodia that has a PC with a "stop engine" button.
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Unethical tennis shoe companies? What will they think of next?
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Comcast had a data breach and lost all my personal information. They then took my contact information, name, address, email at least, and gave it to a 3rd party company so that the 3rd party could notify me about it.
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State farm stopped sending me insurance cards, now they send a physical letter saying to log into your app and optionally print the insurance card. I guess this is to save paper except lol, they MAILED ME A NOTICE SAYING TO PRINT IT!!! Just kidding I know its to make you install the app so they can track you better.
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:Would Diogenes have a problem with my huge collection of piss jugs According to wikipedia a jug is "a type of container commonly used to hold liquids. It has an opening, sometimes narrow, from which to pour or drink, and has a handle, and often a pouring lip. Jugs throughout history have been made of metal, and ceramic, or glass, and plastic is now common." The etymology of jug is from the 14th century old english "jubbe" which itself may have came from a word for servant, and possibly a name of a specific person. If you're interested in knowing more you might enjoy the American Jug Museum on in Evanston Illinois.
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deep dish peat moss posted:Can't wait until the day someone's car overheats on the freeway because it was part of a Bitcoin mining botnet We're all going to overheat someday due to bitcoin mining botnets.
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:Spotify has added a PayPal link on Miley Cyrus’ page and I assume others where I can contribute directly to the artist This whips, pirate everything and send the cash straight to the artist.
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Kindle ebook pricing on amazon: Book 1 of the trilogy: 3.99 Book 2 of the trilogy: 5.99 Book 3 of the trilogy: 8.99 This probably isn't a recent development but it made me laugh and then groan and then pay them because I have to know how it ends.
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I can only imagine how expensive book 4 of the trilogy is going to be.
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There's a size of pizza where that price makes sense.
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Cerekk posted:One of the officials stands out on the field preventing play from starting while a countdown clock counts down the time until the commercial break is over. And the players stand at attention saluting.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I've posted so many dozens of words about Brother printers today, which means that tomorrow Brother is going to unveil Brother+, a $2.99 a month mandatory subscription service that does nothing other than let your printer function normally. Don't worry, if you buy a new Brother printer, it comes with 3 free months of Brother+, followed by 50% off Brother+ as long as you pay for an annual subscription to Brother+ bundled with Hulu. If you try to print out something without an active Brother+ subscription, your printer will only produce pixelated pictures of the times in your life where you were not brave The 2 factor "approve printing" button in the mandatory app is so easy to use though.
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Cosmik Debris posted:Idk about y'all but when I was growing up nobody knew how to type and computers were black magic and nothing has changed except kids can use touchscreens. "Why is everyone here acting like they're out of touch and old" Buddy I got some news for you about these regdates; they're not birth dates.
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Windows is better than linux However! Linux is better than windows This is because every operating system is a piece of poo poo. They are all the worst.
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deep dish peat moss posted:I taught myself to type when I was like 6 years old and the way I type I use index fingers for like 90% of it and only occasionally use the middle/ring fingers on my left hand so everyone who sees me type thinks I'm doing the hunt&peck thing except I type at like 110+ WPM and confuse the poo poo out of everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtzIWPeun7c
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Wile E. Toyota posted:Now when you pause Youtube on a console, the video shrinks so they can display an ad on the right half of your screen. I try to pause videos to read stuff and the video instantly becomes too small for me to read it. This is going to make chess instructional videos super fun to watch.
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You have a PHD in data science? Maybe you could get a job as a sports gambling bookie or as a data entry intern.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMke86MTWW8
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What is any other word in the format en____fication? Its got the same energy as whilst and m'lady.
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Metaphorically there are already several products that are jars with zero olives.
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I was getting 3 frames per second in Microsoft Word, but then I installed the Corsair Vengeance LPX 16GB (2x8GB) DDR4 DRAM 3200MHz C16 Desktop Memory Kit - Black and now I'm getting 144 FPS and headshotting has never been easier.
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Woolie Wool posted:Who would win: Sdould have used stainproof.
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:The usual behavior I see on other forums is to limit long quotes to preview windows and let the user choose to expand them. I confess that'd be nice to have here in threads where multiple people do the "empty quote a 2000 line shitpost" thing, especially on mobile.
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Lynx works well enough for something awful, probably just going to switch to that once firefox becomes AI riddled trash. I was on chrome until this year but I'm making a real effort to totally rid myself of google products.
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Taeke posted:Why aren't you using the app? It works great I browse the forums on a $5000 water cooled gaming "rig" as god intended.
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enshittocene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIAj3V8B1Jw
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Look, I made a mistake when I negligently discharged that firearm, but it didn't hit anyone, and statistically the room is 99% air and its extremely remote odds that you would have been hit. So... you know its chill.
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Cerekk posted:99% safe is five orders of magnitude more dangerous than air travel. Blending the negligent maintenance actions of boeing into all other aircraft safety records is nonsensical.
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Its like if a company put lead into food and then you were like "ah but statistically there is less lead in food today than ever before". Ok, but excuse me if I don't pop open a can of Uncle Jerry's Leaded Beans and eat them after reading about how there is lead in them based a statistic that encompasses all food.
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There's a more extreme version of advocating cooking where its a reason people stay poor, and makes it part of bootstraps. Dan Olson made a video about it which I quite liked. Talks about the time investment of cooking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-a9VDIbZCU
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big mean giraffe posted:This is usually something I hear from people who've never actually lived in poverty. Sticking some poo poo in the crock pot isn't some insanely taxing thing poors just don't have the mental capacity to handle, nor is some stovetop rice with exactly 2 steps. I lived in poverty and my "apartment" didn't have a kitchen at all and I stole all of the food I ate from the restaurant I worked at. 100% restaurant food every day.
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:More people should eat onions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV9spqCzSkQ
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I could be wrong, but looks like the CEO of Wendys announced a move to all digital menus and then everything else was extrapolated by Daily Mail (to nobodies surprise) leading to an article about how they *could* perhaps maybe, use AI to create lunch time surge prices.
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Aramis posted:As a bit of a PSA, if you ever watch a show/movie and catch yourself thinking "That music/sound effects are drowning the dialogue, wtf", then it's more often than not because a 5/7.1 mix is being played as-is on a stereo setup. Oooh poo poo I should check for this.
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Mr. Grapes! posted:Today I got a new gaming mouse. You know, one of those fancy ones with lots of extra buttons. Why didn't you just press each mouse button once?
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euphronius posted:Sadly they are probably out of date and wrong on a lot of stuff In your head just add "in 1988 people thought that" and now its 100% accurate.
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