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My doctor said I'm suffering from Dick Sucker's Gullet, I MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO SUCK AGAIN!
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dsf posted:can you believe that new guy who showed up for his first shift wearing diving goggles? where do they find these people? Getting a load to the eye is basically a rite of passage. Fuckin sissy rear end kids.
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Jun 27, 2023 18:56
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By popular demand posted:My doctor said I'm suffering from Dick Sucker's Gullet, I MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO SUCK AGAIN! I feel you, I have RSI (repetitive sucking injury) and it's been an ordeal. Make sure to do stretches before and after your shifts and try not to do much sucking at home. e: I know it's difficult when you do this for 8 hours a day, but try to keep your back straight
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Jun 27, 2023 19:02
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Real pros develop a crop like a chicken and can store a few loads there. Saves a few precious seconds between dicks. That’s how those guys always max out their production bonuses. I wish I’d develop one 
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Jun 27, 2023 19:19
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Punch clock? More like PUNCH COCK AMIRITE GUYS!! 
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Jun 27, 2023 19:28
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Thirsty work!
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Jun 27, 2023 19:31
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oh boy, i can't wait for the boys down at the plant to see my cool new shirt!
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Jun 27, 2023 19:33
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My pappy worked in the dick sucking mines all his life and died of cumlung at 50. God bless
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Jun 27, 2023 19:43
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poo poo, we have to do some more loving safety eLearning modules. When I started back in '94, there was this VHS tape of a guy who slipped on cum and got a dick through each eye socket because his buddy didn't follow proper OHS procedures. This other guy was so sticky with cum he couldn't move out of the way of a truck delivering a new batch of tuna-tin chodes from China and he got splatted flat like a pancake. gently caress, man, this stuff sounds like bullshit, but my dad worked with a guy that wouldn't take off his fancy wristwatch back in the 70s. Got his whole loving arm sucked off. My old man says he just pulled back gleaming white bones. He still goes about, drinking with one skeleton arm. Tried to sue and didn't get poo poo because he willingly wouldn't remove that watch. Anyway, poo poo, look out, here's the supe. <slides a dick in mouth>
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Jun 27, 2023 19:44
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Not only is this guy FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, but now also LEVEL 10 DICK SUCKIN' CERTIFIED!! EVERYONE IS A DICK SUCKER UNTIL THE REAL DICK SUCKER SHOWS UP!
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Jun 27, 2023 19:45
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Oh great, I heard we got a big shipment of Uncut Chodes coming in late Friday. Right before a long weekend, you believe this poo poo?
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Jun 27, 2023 19:49
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The Wasington Post More and more entitled millennials are REFUSING to suck dick and DEMANDING to have their asses hosed instead. sign in for full article
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Jun 27, 2023 19:52
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Hey, new guy! Uh, yeah, boss says you need to go up to the admin office and ask Brenda for some tartan lube. Yeah, yeah. And a left-handed cock. Alright, see you soon, new kid.
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Jun 27, 2023 19:54
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<knocks on desk in break room> Guys. I don't know who put it up, I don't need to know, but this: <gestures to a calendar with topless women on motorcycles> This isn't appropriate. This is a family dick-sucking factory guys. Don't let me see this again... not on the clock, anyway. Alright. Back to it.
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Jun 27, 2023 19:57
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"guess its time to clock in at the dick sucking factory again for my job at the dick sucking factory"
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Jun 27, 2023 19:57
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Logged in to the Zoom meeting at 1, all I saw were dicks...... ......GOOD
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Jun 27, 2023 19:58
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Every day I finish looking at cocks on bad screen and get home and look at cocks on good screen.
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Jun 27, 2023 19:59
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They all start to look alike after a while
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Jun 27, 2023 20:09
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A woman will suck dick in this town over my dead body, Debbie. Ovah my. Dead. Body!
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Jun 27, 2023 20:18
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Sick of all those hotshots in the Bukkake Office looking down on us Working Joes.
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Jun 27, 2023 21:48
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Mostly I work from home on HR stuff It's not for everyone, you gotta be flexible
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Jun 27, 2023 23:21
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LINE EM UP
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Jun 27, 2023 23:22
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Remember to take a 10 minute break for every hour of dick sucking.
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Jun 27, 2023 23:26
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Oh hey just reporting for my first shift, I'm new heGLAURP GLOP GURKLE BLUP GLAURP GLURP
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Jun 27, 2023 23:30
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Captain Quack posted:Remember to take a 10 minute break for every hour of dick sucking. Actually you are here for eight-and-a-half hours at a minimum and you are entitled to two paid 15 minute break and an unpaid 30 minute lunch. If you are caught taking any additional breaks you will be disciplined. Please remember that the mandatory production goal for your line is 48 dicks per day
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Jun 27, 2023 23:33
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Who can sign for this pallet of chapstick? I got other deliveries to make man
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Jun 28, 2023 00:22
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Drives a forklift where each fork is shaped like a dick.
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Jun 28, 2023 00:27
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By popular demand posted:My doctor said I'm suffering from Dick Sucker's Gullet, I MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO SUCK AGAIN! I hear there's regular openings at the rear end loving Factory. But they pay pennies in the dollar compared to the Dick Sucking Factory because so many guys "work" bars and public toilets for free. The tips might be OK though, iykwim.
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Jun 28, 2023 00:35
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goddamnit management is providing a catered lunch on friday and im working the Swallowed Loads production line that day. 
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Jun 28, 2023 00:41
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I've long been telling people that I planned out my future with such an outsource proof career as this.
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Jun 28, 2023 00:57
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looks like the dicks from new orleans are gonna be delayed. i know no one wants to hear this but we’re gonna have to get started on the dicks from pascagoula first
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Jun 28, 2023 01:22
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It's challenging work, for sure, but every time I put a smile on someone's face it makes it all worthwhile.
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Jun 28, 2023 01:51
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titties posted:Actually you are here for eight-and-a-half hours at a minimum and you are entitled to two paid 15 minute break and an unpaid 30 minute lunch. If you are caught taking any additional breaks you will be disciplined. Time to unionize
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Jun 28, 2023 02:27
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any of y'all ever suck off anyone famous? guy on the line with me when i started said he sucked off Bill Clinton a couple times so far i haven't had any famous customers, unless you count local clergy
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Jun 28, 2023 02:40
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New KPIs just flowed down from management, looks like we're no longer tracking by loads per hour, but strokes per minute... here's your tally counter.
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Jun 28, 2023 02:45
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Bad Purchase posted:any of y'all ever suck off anyone famous? you know why they call republicans job creators?
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Jun 28, 2023 04:24
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Oy! Get that horse off the assembly floor!
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Jun 28, 2023 04:33
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Always wear your PPE. Remember One Eye Willie? You better.
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Jun 28, 2023 04:57
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I've just been giving them one or two quick sucks and using my hand for the rest. The boomer bosses call it quiet quitting.
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seen a lot of one eye willies lately
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