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Hoping I get to work the glory hole this shift. They told me that once my training is done, I'd be put in the draw. I need that extra dollar per dick to support my own hobby of getting handjobs.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 00:53 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 04:20 |
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ANOTHER DICK WITH FUCKIN CHEESE UNDER THE FORESKIN!! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS poo poo. I wish I still had my job at the pussy eating factory.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 01:11 |
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Lusty Grundles posted:There's rope too? I can't believe I'm getting paid to do this poo poo. Yup, lots of ropes being shot everywhere.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 01:12 |
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Gets FORKLIFT CERTIFIED and can now proudly proclaim that I'm a FORKLIFT OPERATOR at the dick sucking factory.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 01:44 |
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Saalkin posted:Keep hearing rumours that they'll be replacing us all with an AI controlled auto suck 5000. I mean they get the job done real good but it's really missing the human element. For real. Like can a machine really SWALLOW a big creamy load? What satisfaction does a mechanical dick sucker even get from a job well done?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 18:47 |
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dsf posted:can you believe that new guy who showed up for his first shift wearing diving goggles? where do they find these people? Getting a load to the eye is basically a rite of passage. Fuckin sissy rear end kids.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 18:56 |
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Punch clock? More like PUNCH COCK AMIRITE GUYS!!
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 19:28 |
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Not only is this guy FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, but now also LEVEL 10 DICK SUCKIN' CERTIFIED!! EVERYONE IS A DICK SUCKER UNTIL THE REAL DICK SUCKER SHOWS UP!
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 19:45 |
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Drives a forklift where each fork is shaped like a dick.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 00:27 |
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You fuckin cocksuckers remember former nascar driver dick trickle? I sucked his dick the other day and lemme tell ya, it ain't a trickle if you catch my drift.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2023 23:36 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 04:20 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Alright folks, enough standing around. You got time to lean, you got time to git dat CREAM.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 00:27 |