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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Hoping I get to work the glory hole this shift.

They told me that once my training is done, I'd be put in the draw. I need that extra dollar per dick to support my own hobby of getting handjobs.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
ANOTHER DICK WITH FUCKIN CHEESE UNDER THE FORESKIN!!

I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS poo poo.
I wish I still had my job at the pussy eating factory.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lusty Grundles posted:

There's rope too? I can't believe I'm getting paid to do this poo poo.

Yup, lots of ropes being shot everywhere.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Gets FORKLIFT CERTIFIED and can now proudly proclaim that I'm a FORKLIFT OPERATOR at the dick sucking factory.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Saalkin posted:

Keep hearing rumours that they'll be replacing us all with an AI controlled auto suck 5000. I mean they get the job done real good but it's really missing the human element.

For real. Like can a machine really SWALLOW a big creamy load?

What satisfaction does a mechanical dick sucker even get from a job well done?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

dsf posted:

can you believe that new guy who showed up for his first shift wearing diving goggles? where do they find these people?

Getting a load to the eye is basically a rite of passage. Fuckin sissy rear end kids.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Punch clock?
More like PUNCH COCK AMIRITE GUYS!!

:hfive: :hfive: :hfive:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Not only is this guy FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, but now also LEVEL 10 DICK SUCKIN' CERTIFIED!!

EVERYONE IS A DICK SUCKER UNTIL THE REAL DICK SUCKER SHOWS UP!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Drives a forklift where each fork is shaped like a dick.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You fuckin cocksuckers remember former nascar driver dick trickle?

I sucked his dick the other day and lemme tell ya, it ain't a trickle if you catch my drift.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Alright folks, enough standing around. You got time to lean, you got time to git dat CREAM.
FTFY

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