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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

more falafel please posted:

just say it's infused with honey and the stoner kids will think it's coated in concentrate while really you just got some bee juice on the weed

I deal with stoner kids on the reg. in my state one must be 21 to buy we'd recreationally. HOWEVER …(I'm drunk haha)

at age 18 Missouri high schoolers can get a Missouri med card for "anxiety" alone. all they have 2 so is call the right we'd doctor in Oklahoma for some reason. the weed doctor gives these anxious teenagers a doctor's note to shop in my store right after school lets out.

having said that, most of these lucky rear end high schoolers seem very well put together, mostly sober and sometimes even grateful






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

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zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
sometimes they come in here, two at a time right after school. I envy them. remember going to dude's "friend" down the street only to get sold fake weed or meth instead?!

ASSSS I'm old and jell :livintrope:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
mummy powder
tree pollen
Duncan Hines yellow cake mix
Burts Bees lip balm

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
they gave me a new chair at the front desk. this is huge. i'm posting from it right now!!!!!! i'm willing 2 answer any questions u might have about this excellent new chair byob. :kiddo:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
it can get REALLY tall. i look like a giant rn :smuggo:

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
the arms can fold straight upwards in case u hate arm rests? idgi :shrug:

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
before u ask, yes the foot rest is vertically adjustable

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
How many adjustments does it have?

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Barking Gecko posted:

How many adjustments does it have?

it's got a twisty knob so u can choose any height within reason. there are no notched heights so the world is ur oyster basically :smuggo:

great question keep em coming






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
before u inundate me with lumbar questions, yes there is vertically adjustable lumbar support. this one is also un-notched so go nuts.

my only complaint is that, like most office chairs, it doesn't recline. i mean it's the weed store just lemme lay down already sheesh

Escape From Noise



Areola Grande posted:

they gave me a new chair at the front desk. this is huge. i'm posting from it right now!!!!!! i'm willing 2 answer any questions u might have about this excellent new chair byob. :kiddo:

Is it a gaming chair?

Also, does it have a bidet?

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Escape From Noise posted:

Is it a gaming chair?

Also, does it have a bidet?

no and no. also it's neither a hammock nor a waterbed sadly :(






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

RavenousScoot

does it have a counter to keep track of how many buttcheeks are in it at once? or how many times it's been sat in?



thank you ron color+ChubbyChecker :^))

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

RavenousScoot posted:

does it have a counter to keep track of how many buttcheeks are in it at once? or how many times it's been sat in?

sadly no so i'm keeping a paper tally. only four cheeks so far :ohdear:






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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



RavenousScoot posted:

does it have a counter to keep track of how many buttcheeks are in it at once? or how many times it's been sat in?

this was my grandfathers job before the robots took over


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Pahilla the Hun posted:

this was my grandfathers job before the robots took over

lol

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Does it have an ejection option?

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Barking Gecko posted:

Does it have an ejection option?

no. starting 2 think this chair's not so great after all :sigh:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
status update: I've got the next two days off so that chair can eat a fat rear end as far as I'm concerned 🤙






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

Escape From Noise



Areola Grande posted:

that chair can eat a fat rear end as far as I'm concerned 🤙

Isn't that what chairs usually do?

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Escape From Noise posted:

Isn't that what chairs usually do?

:rimshot:

thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


Yeah uhhhhhhhh can I get some mids and make sure there's extra sticks in it, got a hot date and wanna impress the hell out of him.


zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Randy Travesty posted:

Yeah uhhhhhhhh can I get some mids and make sure there's extra sticks in it, got a hot date and wanna impress the hell out of him.

ur in luck. mids are on sale today and so is reggie






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


Areola Grande posted:

ur in luck. mids are on sale today and so is reggie

Gimme that sticky brown dry brick cut up with a hacksaw uhhhhhhhh and uhhhh a little bit of that floor dust. I want that Reginald. That bad poo poo. I wanna cough like I'm in 8th grade trying to smoke a pine cone off a crushed Dr. Pepper can.


RavenousScoot

mm ill take some pancakes in the dispo xxxstra sticky plx


(syrup))



thank you ron color+ChubbyChecker :^))

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Randy Travesty posted:

Gimme that sticky brown dry brick cut up with a hacksaw uhhhhhhhh and uhhhh a little bit of that floor dust. I want that Reginald. That bad poo poo. I wanna cough like I'm in 8th grade trying to smoke a pine cone off a crushed Dr. Pepper can.

ur taste is impeccable. have u considered working here? :allears:






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thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


Areola Grande posted:

ur taste is impeccable. have u considered working here? :allears:

But doctor, I *am* hamgliacci...


zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
in my dispo's official employee handbook it states that, like BYOB, we do not discuss politics or religion. Not with one another. when a customer brings that poo poo up we are meant to ignore it.

my customers are bringing this poo poo up and riling up certain lead night shift budtenders. I'm not just watching and working anymore byob. I'm worrying :ohdear:

Panic! at the Dispo






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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Areola Grande posted:

in my dispo's official employee handbook it states that, like BYOB, we do not discuss politics or religion. Not with one another. when a customer brings that poo poo up we are meant to ignore it.

my customers are bringing this poo poo up and riling up certain lead night shift budtenders. I'm not just watching and working anymore byob. I'm worrying :ohdear:

Panic! at the Dispo

The wisdom of Father Abbas: When someone pushes a discussion at you that you do not wish to become mired in, say only "You may very well be right", and move on. Then raise your hands in fervent prayer until your fingers become as flames, but tell no one lest ye boast in vainglory.

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Buttchocks posted:

The wisdom of Father Abbas: When someone pushes a discussion at you that you do not wish to become mired in, say only "You may very well be right", and move on. Then raise your hands in fervent prayer until your fingers become as flames, but tell no one lest ye boast in vainglory.

obv wise words. this requires rumination :thunkin:

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
we've got a hot strain in the house tonight so it's even busier than a normal friday at the weed store. i barely found time to make this post :sweatdrop:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
Rager ended up being worth the hype. buy this strain byob :okpos:






tyvm for the sigs computer touchers of BYOB

thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


I'm on that Strawberry Cough classic way again.

Also I've been to the Pearly Gates recently. Better living through mycosis.


zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Randy Travesty posted:

I'm on that Strawberry Cough classic way again.

Also I've been to the Pearly Gates recently. Better living through mycosis.

I was sampled out a strawberry cough cart recently. It tasted of strawb, but had a summer sausage aftertaste :whitewater:






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thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


I've never had a cartridge of it. If it's got a summer sausage aftertaste that's some weird rear end weed, they should've checked for mold.


zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:

Randy Travesty posted:

I've never had a cartridge of it. If it's got a summer sausage aftertaste that's some weird rear end weed, they should've checked for mold.

it's oily on the tongue, like snausage :shrug:

Escape From Noise



Strawberry Summer Sausage is a strain I'm working on

thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


Areola Grande posted:

it's oily on the tongue, like snausage :shrug:

Randall Savage's Big Doinks Out In Strawberry Amish


zero dark titty

it's a free country u pervs
:spooky:
fridays at the dispo are always nuts but today has been harder than usual. management decided all orders must be placed at tablet kiosks. this means budtenders can't place ur order if ur a customer. we just wander around and answer questions.

basically help urself or no weed for u :(

the olds in particular hate this change. fml






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thot leadership

PHANTOM QUEEN


i am genuinely not sure that's legal in the state lol

welp, time to find a different weed store to budtend at i guess


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