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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

just say it's infused with honey and the stoner kids will think it's coated in concentrate while really you just got some bee juice on the weed

I deal with stoner kids on the reg. in my state one must be 21 to buy we'd recreationally. HOWEVER …(I'm drunk haha)

at age 18 Missouri high schoolers can get a Missouri med card for "anxiety" alone. all they have 2 so is call the right we'd doctor in Oklahoma for some reason. the weed doctor gives these anxious teenagers a doctor's note to shop in my store right after school lets out.

having said that, most of these lucky rear end high schoolers seem very well put together, mostly sober and sometimes even grateful





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
sometimes they come in here, two at a time right after school. I envy them. remember going to dude's "friend" down the street only to get sold fake weed or meth instead?!

ASSSS I'm old and jell :livintrope:





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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
mummy powder
tree pollen
Duncan Hines yellow cake mix
Burts Bees lip balm

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
they gave me a new chair at the front desk. this is huge. i'm posting from it right now!!!!!! i'm willing 2 answer any questions u might have about this excellent new chair byob. :kiddo:





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
it can get REALLY tall. i look like a giant rn :smuggo:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
the arms can fold straight upwards in case u hate arm rests? idgi :shrug:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
before u ask, yes the foot rest is vertically adjustable

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
How many adjustments does it have?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

How many adjustments does it have?

it's got a twisty knob so u can choose any height within reason. there are no notched heights so the world is ur oyster basically :smuggo:

great question keep em coming





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
before u inundate me with lumbar questions, yes there is vertically adjustable lumbar support. this one is also un-notched so go nuts.

my only complaint is that, like most office chairs, it doesn't recline. i mean it's the weed store just lemme lay down already sheesh

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

they gave me a new chair at the front desk. this is huge. i'm posting from it right now!!!!!! i'm willing 2 answer any questions u might have about this excellent new chair byob. :kiddo:

Is it a gaming chair?

Also, does it have a bidet?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Is it a gaming chair?

Also, does it have a bidet?

no and no. also it's neither a hammock nor a waterbed sadly :(





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RavenousScoot

does it have a counter to keep track of how many buttcheeks are in it at once? or how many times it's been sat in?


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

does it have a counter to keep track of how many buttcheeks are in it at once? or how many times it's been sat in?

sadly no so i'm keeping a paper tally. only four cheeks so far :ohdear:





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Pahilla the Hun

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Think about it, make a post



RavenousScoot posted:

does it have a counter to keep track of how many buttcheeks are in it at once? or how many times it's been sat in?

this was my grandfathers job before the robots took over


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Pahilla the Hun posted:

this was my grandfathers job before the robots took over

lol

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Does it have an ejection option?

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

Does it have an ejection option?

no. starting 2 think this chair's not so great after all :sigh:





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