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Areola Grande

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just a show off post. Night Terror OG.



Blue Dream genetics :slonk:

I've got cartoony vision :goofy:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Night Terror doesn't sound like a very good brand name, unless it's for a novelty hot sauce.

It's better than Sweat Helmet or Cheetah Piss :shrug:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7gbWKbXbQ flippin bricks for mansa musa before you became a type one civilization

lol



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:havlat: BRAG POST :havlat:



free samples



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
that eighth of Night Terror is the crown jewel. gives u cartoony vision :rznv:



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Areola Grande

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all the gummies are chock full of sugar and high fructose corn syrup. eh



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

baka fwocka fwame posted:

ag mad jealous of ur lyyyyfe

thanks bud. it helps to be reminded that i have a cool job b/c most of the time i'm just staring at the walls, bored af

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

berry paris posted:

I love weed

hell, same

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Chainsaws PhD posted:

oh sweet! i thought gron was just an oregon thing.

hey quick q. is it "grawn" or "grown." i thought it was "grown" but everyone here, dispo employees included, say "grawn"

grown

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Macnult posted:

you.. "enjoyed" it? i'm sorry, sir, but that sounds a little 'recreational' and we are a full on medical dispensary. i'm gonna have to confiscate your $60 eighth of Strawberry Cum Fart

lol

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs


Mandarin Temple popcorn nugs. I find the smaller nugs easier 2 smoek :350:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
a customer named Dena gave me an extra big smile today when I greeted her at the Weed Store front desk. She's a regular and she's been looking flirty lately.

:psyduck: Panic! at the Dispo :blush:



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Areola Grande

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I'm attracted to her but she's a customer and I'm basically a low ranking weed monk. *le sigh*

Areola Grande

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encourage me byob :cheat:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
my fellow budtenders are gonna want an explanation :ohdear:



maybe I'll just tell em those are my top priorities

:allears:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3836018

for the uninformed

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I'm told I need to dress up for Halloween. It needs to be a movie/tv show character.

I'm considering The Dude.

I've already got a terrycloth robe and a generally slovenly style. the very noticable beer gut tells all onlookers that I'm accustomed to good times.

what am I missing. :thunkin:



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Areola Grande

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Escape From Noise posted:

Shades and a beverage

good call. also gonna need a wig :thunk:



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Areola Grande

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Scuba Trooper posted:

being the dude gives you an excuse to pound white russians too

my work nickname is the Milk Man so that works out nicely. i'm always poundin that calcium



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

the dude or the postal dude either sound like the free bingo space, get it

:goofy: wat

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Oct 14, 2023

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Scuba Trooper posted:

the dude...abides.

that's just like, your opinion man.



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
sorry i've never heard of a postal dude but i googled it and now i get it

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I'm gonna wear this at work tomorrow. I wonder what ppl will ask me if at all

:thunkin:



stay posted ITT :grin:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
today I got a free we'd soda pop can. 25mg hits hard and fast and then it fades fast too. such is the nature of normal dose marijuana fizzy drink



we carry quadruple dosed ones too :psyboom:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

i went to a different dispo than i normally do and it was way nicer in there. my normal one is more like a weed warehouse

mine is like an apple store

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

no they have a dumbwaiter that brings your order up in a rubbermaid container from the basement where the weed is to the counter where they spread your $20s out for the camera like it's a casino

a vertical dispo?!?! now i've heard it all :pusheen:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

the funny thing is my local is called Ascend by Modern Cannabis

Ascend makes sense, since the weed ascends from the depths of the dispo and into ur hot lil hands

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Randy Travesty posted:

I chimed in with the, "haven't you people ever heard of bringing your ID, cash and ideas of what you want through the door, no?" It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and affective sobriety. Otherwise they won't sell you weed, dickass.

this. now more than ever. that new job smell is quickly fading after 5 months

:puckout: teh old weed job sparkle and fade



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Areola Grande

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lots of felons looking for work earlier today. my college town has become Legal Weed City yet still crimey feeling. strange new world here in Missouri.

any hoo, goodnight friends and country orbs :mexico:



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Areola Grande

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111023_6 posted:

i can't wait for the security guards to go to skid row

:frogleave:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
today a dude bought one doobie and then asked if we had any of that Armpit rear end in a top hat that's been going around

...:goofy:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
today is black friday at my dispo. pray for me the yob

:pray:



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Areola Grande

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Barking Gecko posted:

Good luck. I suggest edibles. Lots of edibles.

this is sound advice which i shall be heeding posthaste and henceforth :hai:



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
my boss fed me a chik-fil-a box lunch and handed me a half oz for free as thanks for working thanksgiving AND black friday :peanut:

:allears: weed is cool :allears:



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Areola Grande

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i got a quarter of member OG and a quarter of Coka. i am excite :)

Areola Grande

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sorry this thread has become so selfish. Lets talk weed byob. tell me something I don't know :allears:



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Areola Grande

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Escape From Noise posted:

Uh...hemp seeds are a traditional ingredient in the Japanese spice mix shichimi and hemp rope is traditionally used in Japanese shrines despite weed being hella illegal here.


Did you know that? :ohdear:

I did not know that!

Areola Grande

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:rznv:



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Areola Grande

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new samples :balldo:



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Areola Grande

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our security guard just found out he's being laid off soon. he said gently caress it i'm getting high tonight for the very first time lol. i can't wait 2 hear his trip report. newbies are the best



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