- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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It's not locked, ma'am, you just need to push. No, the opposite of that. No, that's still the opposite of pushing. Ok, try just walking forward through the door, but slowly. Yes, you can walk through doors now, you've transcended.
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Jun 27, 2023 06:16
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Sep 1, 2024 03:59
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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old biker dude today was surprised we weren't selling any dmt. he said it's available "down south"
Was that some sort of euphemism?
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Jul 9, 2023 00:54
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Please tell me he's being replaced by someone in full mail with halberd. I know I wouldn't rob someone dressed like that. I mean, I might steal their halberd, but not their weed.
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Aug 3, 2023 13:16
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Can I get fried with that?
[no one has ever made this joke about dispensaries before]
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Aug 8, 2023 20:54
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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is there a rewards program where for every book I read I get a free personal-sized brownie?
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Aug 10, 2023 21:51
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Night Terror doesn't sound like a very good brand name, unless it's for a novelty hot sauce.
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Aug 23, 2023 13:47
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I'm attracted to her but she's a customer and I'm basically a low ranking weed monk. *le sigh*
Gain more experience to level up.
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Oct 9, 2023 12:56
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Barney Miller
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Oct 14, 2023 16:08
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Hello yes I would like to purchase some Literal Chunks Of poo poo From An Unwashed Butt brand marijuana please. I hear it's very popular.
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Nov 13, 2023 14:47
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I hope people remembered to preorder their weed bouquet.
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Apr 20, 2024 17:22
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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https://youtu.be/PbD_t3a2qjo?si=I6D0KZkI4VS8dxcO
today I was working the front desk when a new customer walked in midway thru this sogn^^^
she listened and then cackled. "this music sounds like new town, new item shop music in an RPG lol"
she's right it did and in that moment I made a new friend. on her way out she bowed and theatrically said "well met"
p good day
Did you give her a quest?
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Apr 29, 2024 06:59
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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You should start iodizing your weed, as a public health service.
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May 12, 2024 00:20
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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xylitol
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May 12, 2024 02:40
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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mummy powder
tree pollen
Duncan Hines yellow cake mix
Burts Bees lip balm
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May 12, 2024 18:23
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Sep 1, 2024 03:59
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- Buttchocks
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![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/e6/68/00227090.0001.jpg)
No, I like my hat, thanks.
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in my dispo's official employee handbook it states that, like BYOB, we do not discuss politics or religion. Not with one another. when a customer brings that poo poo up we are meant to ignore it.
my customers are bringing this poo poo up and riling up certain lead night shift budtenders. I'm not just watching and working anymore byob. I'm worrying ![:ohdear: :ohdear:](https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png)
Panic! at the Dispo
The wisdom of Father Abbas: When someone pushes a discussion at you that you do not wish to become mired in, say only "You may very well be right", and move on. Then raise your hands in fervent prayer until your fingers become as flames, but tell no one lest ye boast in vainglory.
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Jun 1, 2024 08:14
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