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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Double points if you find a movie where Buck Flower doesn't play a homeless man.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I have risen from the grave, obviously

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

CelticPredator posted:

I have risen from the grave, obviously

Hell yeah, Altered Beast.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sono posted:

John Carradine.
Clint Howard.
Michael Berryman.
Buck Flower.

John Carradine is a great one if only so I can insist more people watch Death Race 2000.

My suggestions: Barbara Crampton, Jeffrey Combs, Tony Todd, Linnea Quigley, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig.

Anyway, I'm already looking forward to the May Challenge, it and the October one are highlights of my year.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



New Ari Aster trailer LFG

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Crescent Wrench posted:

In particular, I am interested in candidates for the "That Guy"/"That Gal" challenge, which features our favorite unsung character actors, bit players, and so on. This category started in the October 2023 challenge, and so far we've featured Dick Miller, Keith David, Veronica Cartwright, Katharine Isabelle, Ken Foree and Tom Atkins
Michael Papajohn
Jason Mewes (basically every non-View Askewniverse film he's been in has been DTV horror)
Lacey Chabert (she had a horror phase!)

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Crescent Wrench posted:

:spooky: :siren: MAY HORROR CHALLENGE 2025 ALERT :siren: :spooky:

May is less than 3 weeks away, which can mean only one thing... the May Horror Challenge is upon us!

As I have not been violently deposed since last year, I am taking it upon myself to run the challenge for my second year.

The challenge will start at the stroke of midnight on Thursday, May 1, and will run through 11:59 p.m., Sunday, June 1, to allow us to finish that weekend. (his also gives us five full weekends!)

I am absolutely soliciting suggestions for challenges. In particular, I am interested in candidates for the "That Guy"/"That Gal" challenge, which features our favorite unsung character actors, bit players, and so on. This category started in the October 2023 challenge, and so far we've featured Dick Miller, Keith David, Veronica Cartwright, Katharine Isabelle, Ken Foree and Tom Atkins.

And I encourage and urge everyone to think about checking out the May Horror Challenge even if you usually stick to October, or even if you've never done either before. The more the... spookier! :ghost:

P.S. I made sure I've got the pick for Cinema Discusso's May Movie of the Month as well... :devil:

Ted Raimi might be a good pick for “that guy.”

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Oo I like Ted Raimi a lot as a That Guy.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea I would agree that Ted Raimi fits the definition really well. He's a well known guy who pops up on a ton of stuff, but nobody would argue he's a horror "icon" on the level of a Jeffrey Combs or Tony Todd.

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat
Ted Raimi is so, so good in the videogame The Quarry which I feel doesn't get nearly enough love. It's more of a sequel to Until Dawn in scope than any of the Dark Pictures Anthology games (which I also like but are all very focused/limited in comparison).

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Nikumatic posted:

Ted Raimi is so, so good in the videogame The Quarry which I feel doesn't get nearly enough love. It's more of a sequel to Until Dawn in scope than any of the Dark Pictures Anthology games (which I also like but are all very focused/limited in comparison).

The Quarry is a five-star, best-of-it's-generation game up until the jail sequence where the game comes to an rear end-clenching stop for almost an entire unskippable hour of cutscene exposition dump. If they make a way to patch that out, I would still be playing it to this day.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



The Quarry rocked but I'm so salty that I almost made it out with everyone alive only for the kid trapped in the cage to bite it because we picked the wrong lever a chapter ago.

Such a good time. Ted Raimi and David Arquette are amazing in it, and it was my first time seeing Justice Smith.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Obviously very late to the party on Longlegs so I won't get into a whole review but I don't think the movie was served well by all the attention on the fact that Cage was in it and his performance. He's really not in it very much at all, and his performance isn't special or particularly memorable. I think it led to a lot of people seeing the movie with expectations that were completely out of whack.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

Obviously very late to the party on Longlegs so I won't get into a whole review but I don't think the movie was served well by all the attention on the fact that Cage was in it and his performance. He's really not in it very much at all, and his performance isn't special or particularly memorable. I think it led to a lot of people seeing the movie with expectations that were completely out of whack.

counterpoint: his performance was the only good or interesting thing about the movie

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013
Death of a Unicorn needed to be far funnier and more hosed up. The worse night time / darkness photography I've seen all year, which is an achievement. Poulter is the only consistently funny character, which really hurts it, despite point on casting from Richard E Grant, Tea Leoni (quite good, but not funny enough), etc.

I think I'd enjoy a remake in twenty years from now, assuming we're still making films then. But that's what it feels like, a bad trial run of a much better film.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

counterpoint: his performance was the only good or interesting thing about the movie

He was fine, I wouldn't say he was bad. Just not anything we haven't seen before from Cage and he didn't have enough screentime to really give the character interesting layers or depth. It wasn't something that I'd try to sell the movie on, "come see Cage play a creepy serial killer", the movie really doesn't deliver on that.

Monroe's performance is a whole other discussion. I understand what she was going for given the characters backstory but it didn't make for a protagonist I could really connect with.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Uncle Boogeyman posted:

counterpoint: his performance was the only good or interesting thing about the movie

yep

I didn't watch any of the advertising going into it so I had no real expectations other than some praise and I was left cold with an uninteresting movie with no actual atmosphere and a worrying amount of baggage that Oz desperately needs to work through. My opinion's only gotten worse now that I've actually seen Silence of the Lambs.

Nic Cage did a good job with what he was given.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Longlegs is just a dumb American remake of Cure (1997) with some Satanic Panic glamrock elements added.

Or alternatively Cure mashed up with Silence of the Lambs but worse than either.

Still thought it was decent

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

FreudianSlippers posted:

Longlegs is just a dumb American remake of Cure (1997) with some Satanic Panic glamrock elements added.

At the time i thought of it as “dumb guy Thomas Ligotti” but “dumb guy Kiyoshi Kurosawa” also fits

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



That Gal should be Barbara Crampton/Linnea Quigley

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Feelin' Fine.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Longlegs is just a dumb American remake of Cure (1997) with some Satanic Panic glamrock elements added.

Or alternatively Cure mashed up with Silence of the Lambs but worse than either.

Still thought it was decent

I never thought of it like this but it's a perfect comparison and I really liked Longlegs. I gotta watch Cure again, it's been like 6 months and I still think about it a lot.

Servoret
Nov 8, 2009



I had mixed feeling about Longlegs. I literally said "gently caress you" out loud to Oz Perkins when that jump scare hit in the middle of the picture and unsettled the poo poo out of me because nothing like that happens anywhere else in the film. I was just reading a Letterboxd friend's review of the film that really strongly objected to Cage's appearance, characterizing it as another representation of a trans-coded monster in horror film, which they found harmful.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



It was just so much copypasta nonsense*, which was immensely disappointing after his tightly-written films.

*The off screen events completely fall apart under any scrutiny. Nobody's making that 911 call while hypnotized, the accomplice wouldn't have spent all day doing construction to hide (and leaving breadcrumbs to!) the doll, here is a spooky code because Zodiac had one, and also the detective is psychic. Until oops she isn't.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I think it’s just satanic panic kind of stuff is dull these days with it coming back in full force irl so it’s not “fun” but more :thisagain:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008




Fun Shoe

FreudianSlippers posted:

Longlegs is just a dumb American remake of Cure (1997) with some Satanic Panic glamrock elements added.

Or alternatively Cure mashed up with Silence of the Lambs but worse than either.

Still thought it was decent

Skimming over this post put "Silence of the Glams" into my head

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Okay I am finally catching Godzilla Minus One on streaming and I have just gotten to the briefing about the plan to kill Godzilla. God help me I love this!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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It’s a classic honestly

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Gyro Zeppeli posted:

John Carradine is a great one if only so I can insist more people watch Death Race 2000.
You're thinking of John's son David?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Yeah David was in Bangcock Dangerous

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Day one obviously. He's already one of my GOAT directors just for Midsommar and Beau, and hasn't had a single non-great feature, let alone a miss. Working with Emma Stone now is basically cheating, nobody living may even end up close to him for me by the end of the decade at this rate :hellyeah:

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



god drat this looks good. Pedro P and EMMA STONE in an ari aster joint? hell the gently caress yeah

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

A very important muscle.
Ari Aster movie about doomscrolling starring Pedro Pascal is a little too on the nose for reddit click bait

dorium
Nov 5, 2009

If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright




Zach Cregger's next movie "Weapons" is getting an in-universe website that I presume will update with info about the story of the movie

https://www.maybrookmissing.com/

it also ties in that the events of Barbarian happen within the universe of Weapons.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sir Nose posted:

You're thinking of John's son David?

gently caress, I totally am.

Everyone should watch Death Race 2000 anyway, that movie rips.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



dorium posted:

Zach Cregger's next movie "Weapons" is getting an in-universe website that I presume will update with info about the story of the movie

https://www.maybrookmissing.com/

it also ties in that the events of Barbarian happen within the universe of Weapons.

gently caress yeah, internet 2.0 is back

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



dorium posted:

Zach Cregger's next movie "Weapons" is getting an in-universe website that I presume will update with info about the story of the movie

https://www.maybrookmissing.com/

it also ties in that the events of Barbarian happen within the universe of Weapons.

I am intrigued.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




https://gizmodo.com/you-wont-find-the-m3gan-chatbot-at-the-alamo-drafthouse-2000589279

Alamo said "gently caress no" to Zuckerberg's "Play with your phone in a movie theater" initiative.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
Grimey Drawer

CelticPredator posted:

It’s a classic honestly

:yeah:

More general action/drama than horror but it's easily the best Godzilla movie in 30 years, alongside Shin of course.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I still wish we got a follow up to shin. I want to see whatever was coming out of that tail. Just pure freakish energy on those things

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Gyro Zeppeli posted:

gently caress, I totally am.

Everyone should watch Death Race 2000 anyway, that movie rips.

Indeed. It does inspire another category suggestion, though: Bride of X, Son of X - watch a movie starring the spouse or child of a more famous actor.

"More famous" specified so Jamie Lee Curtis, Drew Barrymore and Lon Chaney Jr aren't eligible. But you could still get away with Fiona Dourif, Wyatt Russell, Kiefer Sutherland or Josh Brolin.

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