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But I still wear them cuz why not so loving what if my nutsack hangs out after going through the washer and dryer more than enough times. it's not like I'm walking around outside so goons am I good? i mean they still do the job nothing wrong with giving my nutsack some air Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Jul 4, 2023 |
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Lefty, right, or the whole shebang? It doesn't really matter, just...why bother in the first place if it's all out. I'd understand if it was just to keep your massive shlong from getting carpet burn but man just buy some new ones
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Jul 4, 2023 22:54
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saxx are good nice convenient pouch to keep my balls and their precious cargo safe inside
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Jul 4, 2023 22:56
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He'll, don't even buy new ones, just embrace commando. Marie Kondo your underoos and bring yourself the joy of a comfy package
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Jul 4, 2023 22:57
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It will only get worse as you age OP, there's a reason long johns are the old folks' undergarment of choice
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Jul 4, 2023 22:59
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i'd be too scared of spiders having such easy access to my bawbag
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Jul 4, 2023 23:01
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Still gotta wear the Depends if your old so you're not playing solo hacky sack
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Jul 4, 2023 23:01
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if your balls hang out you'll exude extra pheromones, attracting all of the females. if you can handle the attention, let em hang.
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Jul 4, 2023 23:01
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Back to the first post, thier 'whole job' was keeping it up and out of the way. I think your briefs are fired
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Jul 4, 2023 23:04
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The one advantage you have is that nobody wants to tell you they can see your balls
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Jul 4, 2023 23:10
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op just tuck those fellas down one leg or the other
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Jul 4, 2023 23:11
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this is a good strategy though if someone asks, "are you freeballin?", you can say yeah and if someone asks, "are you wearing undies?", you can also say yeah you can appear cool to both groups at the same time, they'll never know to ask clarifying questions to get to the bottom of your situation
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Jul 4, 2023 23:13
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i don't think the dryer made the whole i think op wore through the undies with farts
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Jul 4, 2023 23:14
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because why would they ever go through the dryer? that would imply that they were in the laundry at some point. who the gently caress launders their undies?!
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Jul 4, 2023 23:15
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if you shave your balls, the hairs grow back as sharp as razor wire, and they'll slice right through your fancy sports mesh boxerbriefs. they weren't engineered to stand up that, you'd need kevlar or something similar down there. that's why you should always wax, not shave. or let the jungle flourish i guess.
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Jul 4, 2023 23:16
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can't tame this jungle baby
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Jul 4, 2023 23:17
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Scrotum Modem posted:so loving what if my nutsack hangs out after going through the washer and dryer more than enough times. it's not like I'm walking around outside I don't want to kink shame. But I don't think your nutsack is supposed to go in the washer OR the dryer.
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Jul 4, 2023 23:18
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Bad Purchase posted:if you shave your balls, the hairs grow back as sharp as razor wire, and they'll slice right through your fancy sports mesh boxerbriefs. they weren't engineered to stand up that, you'd need kevlar or something similar down there. this is why i shave, it's how i maintain my home security system
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Jul 4, 2023 23:19
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hows the breeze
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Jul 4, 2023 23:21
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My nutsack is dry clean only
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Jul 4, 2023 23:21
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Does this look shrunken to you?
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Jul 4, 2023 23:23
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Treecko posted:Does this look shrunken to you? it always looks smaller from above don't worry about it
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Jul 4, 2023 23:25
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I had this happen to a pair of my boxer briefs. If I moved the wrong way a little brain would start to poke out of the hole and get stuck.
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Jul 4, 2023 23:27
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Toss that poo poo op bc you’ll have fuckin batwings the whole summer
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Jul 4, 2023 23:30
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Amazing avatar/post combo
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Jul 4, 2023 23:30
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Gimme your venmo OP I'll send some medicated Gold-Bond your way, you old, saggy coot.
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Jul 4, 2023 23:33
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It's pretty wild that our nuts get lower as we get older due to gravity. It's like the Earth just really wants our scrotes, so she is constantly pulling on them wiith her gentle, ethereal hands
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Jul 4, 2023 23:35
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Don't worry if the Gold- Bond is half empty, I use it on my gross saggy titties Gravity makes a fool of us all
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Jul 4, 2023 23:37
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This is how you get the beans above the Frank, OP
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Jul 4, 2023 23:37
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Nobody Interesting posted:It's pretty wild that our nuts get lower as we get older due to gravity. It's like the Earth just really wants our scrotes, so she is constantly pulling on them wiith her gentle, ethereal hands sleep upside down and your sack will get smaller
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Jul 4, 2023 23:38
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Nobody Interesting posted:It's pretty wild that our nuts get lower as we get older due to gravity. It's like the Earth just really wants our scrotes, so she is constantly pulling on them wiith her gentle, ethereal hands Just fuckin blasted a few hot ropes on the earths gunt man thanks for that
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Jul 4, 2023 23:38
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Bad Purchase posted:sleep upside down and your sack will get smaller If OP was a bat/Dracula/Alucard... Why would they be worried about thier tighty whities?
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Jul 4, 2023 23:41
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Just fuckin blasted a few hot ropes on the earths gunt man thanks for that We're all connected....through our balls....and mother earth's grasp
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Jul 4, 2023 23:45
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i imagine the durability of textiles becomes even more important to you the longer you live elves really care about that poo poo, and vampires, you know they aren't gonna tolerate replacing their smallcloth every decade. that poo poo should last a century at least
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Jul 4, 2023 23:46
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I figure vampires work on Animorph rules so clothes don't really matter.
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Jul 4, 2023 23:49
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Wash it again and see if it heals
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Jul 4, 2023 23:51
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The only real option is thong with sack space, or maybe jockstrap for the old school man No extra fabric on the rear end and full on support Assuming you really need to wear underwear at all
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Jul 4, 2023 23:59
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Learn to mend your own clothes. It’s a basic life skill.
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Jul 5, 2023 00:20
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Wear a jockstrap with a pouch that is too small and you can get the same effect and still be classy.
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drat this reminds me I gotta buy some new underwear.
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