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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Saturday and you know what that means! Or don't, because this is a special night, as not only are we getting our two hour Collision, that is immediately followed by a one hour Battle of the Belts! That's right, it's THREE HOURS of AEW tonight! And what a night! The Finals of both The Owen Hart Foundation Tournaments happen tonight! The AEW World Tag Team Titles are on the line! And on Battle of the Belts, the AEW Women's World Title, the AEW International Title, and the TNT Title will all be defended!


First up, on Collision:


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1679966499643990016?s=20

CM Punk made his triumphant return to AEW last month*, and tonight he looks to win the biggest match of his AEW career since ... well, you know** by winning the Men's Owen Hart Foundation Tournament. But it's not going to be easy for him, since he has to face "Absolute" Ricky Starks. Starks has had some ups and downs during his recent feud with Bullet Club Gold; winning The Owen would certainly put his career back on track. So who will be victorious: the veteran who still feels he has something to prove, or the young upstart who's looking towards his future?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1680313786958217217?s=20

And then in the Finals of the Women's Owen Hart Foundation Tournament sees last year's finalist Ruby Soho squaring off with former NJPW Strong Women's Champion Willow Nightingale! A lot has changed for Soho since last year's tournament. She's got new friends, a new attitude, and a new disregard for rules***. Most of that could have originated after her loss in last year's Owen, and this year she's not looking to go home empty handed. But neither is Willow Nightingale, who after losing the NJPW Strong Women's title, would love to replace that belt with The Owen belt. And win here would not just bolster her career, but would be sweet revenge against someone she once called a friend.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1680283588879872000?s=20

The rivalry between AEW World Tag Team Champions FTR and Bullet Club Gold is reaching white hot proportions! Both teams have traded wins in various matches over the pass few weeks, while also taking shots at one another backstage. And it's all led to this, an AEW World Tag Team Title match! But not an ordinary title match! No, The BCG provoked FTR into accepting a 2 Out of 3 Falls match!**** The BCG may think they have put one over on the champions, but as history has shown, the more drastic the match type, the better FTR likes it. Will we see new champions crowned, or will the champions continue their legacy!

So far, there seems to be only three bouts announced for Collision, so let's move on to BATTLE OF THE BELTS VII*****


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1680238289494867968?s=20

Lance Archer made his return last night on Rampage, destroying Trent Beretta of The Best Friends, and called out AEW International Champion post-match. And despite having just wrestled, "The Murderhawk Monster" manhandled Cassidy with ease, demanding a title shot. Tony Khan made the match, and tonight, our weary champion who's been fighting week in and week out finds himself against his most difficult challenger yet. Is this finally the end of Cassidy's impressive reign as International Champion, or will he be able to find the intestinal fortitude****** and push back Archer's challenge?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1680052314474938368?s=20

Last night on Rampage, AEW Women's World Champion Toni Storm thought it was a really good idea to confront Taya Valkyrie and call her a loser.******* However, Valkyrie managed to turn the tables on the champion and goaded Storm into putting her title on the line against her tonight on Battle of the Belts. Valkyrie hasn't had much luck in title matches in AEW; has her luck finally changed? Or will Storm once against leave victorious?

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1680306238775500803?s=20

Luchasaurus may be the new TNT Champion, but it's his manager******** Christian Cage who's making all the decisions for him. And when Shawn Spears confronted them a few weeks ago demanding a title shot, Cage has no accepting it. Spears professes that he's a new man, but deep down, does "The Chairman of AEW" still exist? Could Cage's ego at granting this match be Luchasaurus' downfall?




*Has it really only been a month?
**God, Tony, don't do a media scrum afterward, regardless if Punk wins or not.
***And a new hair color!
****[insert Jason Bateman from Dodgeball gif meme here]
*****The New Blood, The Force Awakens, Mission to Moscow.
******RIP Gorilla Monsoon
*******I mean, it wasn't like Storm was wrong
********Actually, how would you describe Christian Cage's relationship with Luchasaurus? Manager? Advisor? Coach? Leech?

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i wish really badly i could watch tonight :( stupid ufc

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Well.

Sitting right behind some lights


Hundred dollar obstructed view

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Jonny Nox posted:

Well.

Sitting right behind some lights


Hundred dollar obstructed view

You should talk to someone about that and they'll probably let you move seats.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



saturday

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk
when was the last time the HOB defended their belts? I know they are collectively feuding with Andrade right now, but uh, maybe get that guy two other people to team with.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7URiJ1asTuI

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Pylons posted:

You should talk to someone about that and they'll probably let you move seats.

Or….


Sit in the right seat

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




ROH taping was sick.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
i hope God comes and cuts a promo. his feud with Miro has been one-sided so far.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i wish really badly i could watch tonight :( stupid ufc

Picking a fake sport over a real one. :sad:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i wish really badly i could watch tonight :( stupid ufc

I hope this means you need to work or something because man, it's a Holly Holm main event

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Gumball Gumption posted:

I hope this means you need to work or something because man, it's a Holly Holm main event

part of my job is watching ufc

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Not the usual Collision announce desk tonight, btw

bartok
May 10, 2006



didn't know you liked to get wet

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

STONE COLD 64 posted:

part of my job is watching ufc

I'm so sorry

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
King Kong ain't got poo poo on me

:black101:

Godzilla > Kong

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


This is shocking to no one but Denzel is amazing

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

poo butt rear end

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Ethan Hawke is the worst part of this movie

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
i'm so glad the fite.tv chat never loads for me

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Can't wait to see CM Punk put over Ricky Starks!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Pre show promos continue to rule

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Lol at the idea of ftr making jay white relevant

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hell yeah let's loving go!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY!

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

The opening interviews on Collision remind me of the interviews they do on like Maury before the guest comes out.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
saturday saturday saturday

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

#collider #ricaboner #punker #bangbanggang

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Crazy idea: Kevin Kelly is permanently replaced with Elton John. He's got free time.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Hell yeah what an opener

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
oh poo poo

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SATAHDAY, SATAHDAY!

Starting off with the match im most hyped for

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Ian already better than kevin

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Woo no kevin

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

hell yeah, hopping right in with the 2/3 falls match

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Ian!!! I'm happy to have him here.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
The pre-show promos are such a cool idea.

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