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out of the way cyclists keeping the genome pure over here
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Jul 27, 2023 23:16
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defund the police checkpoints
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Jul 27, 2023 23:16
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drinking whips rear end despite goons qq-ing about drinking driving whips rear end despite goons qq-ing about driving combine the two, you got a cool party going. even better, smoking while drunk driving is the coolest thing you can do imo. it'll turn you into The Fonz irl
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Jul 27, 2023 23:17
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havin a roadie and looking with pity at the lady in the minivan full of kids
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Jul 27, 2023 23:18
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goons who don't like it are CHUDS
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Jul 27, 2023 23:18
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i think it's not illegal to drive drunk on some private roads as long as they meet some technicalities. not sure what they are but i think people could make their own private drunk driving tracks and rent them out. maybe thats alraedy a thing?
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Xaris posted:drinking whips rear end despite goons qq-ing about drinking eyyyyyyyy *thumps fist on beer carton and engine starts*
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Jul 27, 2023 23:19
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Cuttlefush posted:i think it's not illegal to drive drunk on some private roads as long as they meet some technicalities. not sure what they are but i think people could make their own private drunk driving tracks and rent them out. maybe thats alraedy a thing? drunk driving the daytona ring. this is easy, dale earnhard'ts a bitch
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Jul 27, 2023 23:19
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it probably is wirthout a bunch of other cars there
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practicing in adverse conditions is done all the time in sports, and is even used in the military now people think it’s bad?
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Jul 27, 2023 23:20
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alcohol is a performance enhancer not an adverse condition
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Jul 27, 2023 23:21
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those signs that say 0 DAYS SINCE A DRUNK DRIVING INCIDENT outside of bases are just motivating the troops to keep that number low
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Jul 27, 2023 23:22
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Cuttlefush posted:alcohol is a performance enhancer not an adverse condition right but I only find my car in ditches when alcohol is involved, which is great training for the road because anything can happen
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Jul 27, 2023 23:22
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drifting down the highway at 120 mph watching the whiskey swirl around in my cup without spilling over
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Jul 27, 2023 23:22
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if the state didn't want me to drink and drive they would have built a robust public transit network. once again the faiilure lay with liberalism
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Jul 27, 2023 23:22
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uk threaders are preparing to brigade and troll the thread by calling it "drink driving". mods be on high alert
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Jul 27, 2023 23:22
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Drunk driving brings you closer to god because you either crash and go to heaven or pass out and have a vision. Drunk drivers are modern day pilgrims so of course this thread will be full of goons seething at them because goons always hate anyone more spiritually healthy than them.
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Jul 27, 2023 23:23
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Red Baron posted:right but I only find my car in ditches when alcohol is involved, which is great training for the road because anything can happen ... you're saying you drink and then drive?
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if you’re not supposed to drink in cars then how come sleeping in them while drunk feels so good?
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QUEER FRASIER posted:uk threaders are preparing to brigade and troll the thread by calling it "drink driving". mods be on high alert yeah thank you. they cant help themselves from saying things the dumb way. it is pathological
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Drunk driving brings you closer to god because you either crash and go to heaven or pass out and have a vision. Drunk drivers are modern day pilgrims so of course this thread will be full of goons seething at them because goons always hate anyone more spiritually healthy than them. life is all about the double-dees: DD on broads and DD on broadway
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Cuttlefush posted:... you're saying you drink and then drive? yes, sometimes days apart from each other, fascinating how time works
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Red Baron posted:yes, sometimes days apart from each other, fascinating how time works and sometimes closer?
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sorry copper, i blew a .079
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It helps you shift good and corner like a SPEED DEMON 
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Cuttlefush posted:and sometimes closer? a lady never tells
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*splatters a bunch of kids and a crossing guard* "M-M-M-MONSTERKILL" 
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redneck nazgul posted:those signs that say 0 DAYS SINCE A DRUNK DRIVING INCIDENT outside of bases are just motivating the troops to keep that number low with the interest rates on those cameros what they are, they should get all the use they can out of them imo
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Drinking and driving is not good
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Badactura posted:Drinking and driving is not good Counterpoint, it's cool and the more you practice Mario kart drifting the better at it you become
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Car Hater posted:Counterpoint, it's cool and the more you practice Mario kart drifting the better at it you become This is very irresponsible. It's not cool to hit perfect turns while blitzed on cheap vodka and listening to eurobeat.
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My sound system and I are so juiced I can't tell whether the bass is dropping or the kids are popping
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its ok to do it on an electric scooter
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its also ok to drive over electric scooters in a car. kind of a brave new world for vehicular homicide out there. cant wait for drones
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Jul 27, 2023 23:47
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got mothers against me but im still alive!!
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If you hit someone or something while drunk driving my advice is to rush to the bar and quickly pound a few to obfuscate the timeline
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my bony fealty posted:got mothers against me
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my bony fealty posted:got mothers against me Well there's no use crying over every dead kid we'll just keep drunk driving till we run out of gin
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paul_soccer12 posted:If you hit someone or something while drunk driving my advice is to rush to the bar and quickly pound a few to obfuscate the timeline Guy I knew in high school tried this It did not work Amerikkka
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