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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1691814223377051934?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw
Twitter got weird about Mrs. Met. Really weird. There’s fanart and everything I didn’t want to see when looking for what to post in this thread, but here we are.

This is the official tweet that got this whole thing started. I do suggest reading the replies and/or quotes though.
https://twitter.com/mrsmet/status/1691534719840559104?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

Other notable things that aren’t about Mrs. Mets’ rear end
• The Yankees are bad
https://twitter.com/GaryHPhillips/status/1692980092127854894

• It’s been 3 years since the classic meme was born
https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1693019535895662906

• Minor League Baseball is fun
https://twitter.com/wutangkids/status/1693082885463429189?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

• Dodger Stadium got a moat
https://twitter.com/baseballquotes1/status/1693442676517970029?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

Today’s Schedule
:frogsiren: Monday August 21 :frogsiren:

CHC @ DET
6:40 PM ET
MARQ, BSDET

SF @ PHI
6:40 PM ET
NBCSBA, NBCSP, MLBN

STL @ PIT
7:05 PM ET
BSMW, ATTP, MLBN

NYM @ ATL
7:20 PM ET
SNY, BSSO

BOS @ HOU
8:10 PM ET
NESN, ATTH

SEA @ CWS
8:10 PM ET
RSNW, NBCSCH, FS1

KC @ OAK
9:40 PM ET
BSKC, NBCSCA

TEX @ AZ
9:40 PM ET
BSSW, ARID

MIA @ SD
9:40 PM ET
BSFL, SDPA

CIN @ LAA
Postponed

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Miz Kriss posted:

• Dodger Stadium got a moat

Seems bad :smith:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


That nun at the yankees game 100% has a pack-a-day habit and can probably drink a good 70-80% of her fellow fans right under the table. Bless her.


E: vvv aaayyyyy

DJExile fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Aug 21, 2023

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Most nuns have a habit of some sort, tbf.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Bregor posted:

Seems bad :smith:

Yeah, the hurricane and earthquake at the same time was nuts. The Reds/Angels game was postponed for the obvious. Apparently the flooding wasn’t too bad as it looked since the water receded already according to the team.
https://twitter.com/dodgers/status/1693672734415519861?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Yankees do indeed suck and I'm here for it :getin:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
https://twitter.com/PWSullivan/status/1693736928963678465?s=20

lol

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
JP Crawford back in the lineup today heck yeah.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



...! posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Been awhile since we had a JOC JAM

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i loving hate nola, please put him in the bullpen and then let him walk in the offseason

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the phillies will be on the outside of the wildcard spots by the end of this series and never get back in for the rest of the season

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



absolutely loving washed

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

joc is looking downright beefy these days

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol even the Phillies announcers are trashing the team

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



The Pussy Boss posted:

joc is looking downright beefy these days

i was wondering when the hell did that happen lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



...! posted:

lol even the Phillies announcers are trashing the team

nola is completely cooked and should be 6th in the rotation. you cannot rely on him in the playoffs. i am not being ironic in any sense.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i hope the giants put up like 7 runs and he gets yanked

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Announcer 1: If the Phillies can't even score one run, they deserve to lose
Announcer 2: I hope they score at least two

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



maybe if he got vaxxed he wouldn't be so washed

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

triple sulk posted:

the phillies will be on the outside of the wildcard spots by the end of this series and never get back in for the rest of the season

:yeah:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Oh is he not vaxxed? Unvaxxed MLB players are the dumbest unvaxxed people, which is saying a lot

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

i loving hate nola, please put him in the bullpen and then let him walk in the offseason

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

imagine if Wilmer could run like, at all

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

The Pussy Boss posted:

imagine if Wilmer could run like, at all

No, I will not

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol the Giants suck

Doctor Skeleton
Nov 15, 2003

GOMS be with you all in this fine week 19.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Seiya staying hot

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Candles!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol @ Schwarber striking out on a foul tip off a checked swing :allears:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah sure we'll take that one too

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Doctor Skeleton posted:

GOMS be with you all in this fine week 19.

:wrong:

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Nicky 2 bags!

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