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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I may be dumb and blind, but I can not find the merch page. Is there one?

I want a City Name Sports Team jersey or something like that.

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the SA store can be found at aliexpress.us

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.amazon.com/Sports-Original-Unoriginal-Design-T-Shirt/dp/B07P8H6KW5

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Take a screenshot of your favorite sa content and print it onto a shirt.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

how do i preint an animated gif on a shirt, tia

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mods cant even run a feedback forum without it blowing up in their faces so how u expecting them to do actual order fulfillment lol

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

someone should start selling bootleg SA merch in SA Mart just to see what happens, i bet it would be fine

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Gravid Topiary posted:

someone should start selling bootleg SA merch in SA Mart just to see what happens, i bet it would be fine

grovermerch

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Grey Cat posted:

Take a screenshot of your favorite sa content and print it onto a shirt.

Way ahead of you.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
need a shirt with the grenade logo that says "I <grenade logo pic> SA!" like the NY heart shirt

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the store should sell truck nuts but in the size and shape of the pig’s huge balls

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007


Thanks, but the reviews don't seem promising:

quote:

Highly disappointed, wish I had read the reviews prior to purchasing. With no text on the back all I have is a graphic T with a flaming volleyball on it.

Also, I want to support these dead, gay forums, so I'd like for it to be official merch. Even though that listing says "Brand: Something Awful LLC", it seems to just be Amazon Print-on-Demand.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I have a stack of prints of the "Get Out" frog that I screen printed a decade ago and never did anything with. Does that count as merch?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I want toe socks made out of human skin, can I get that? Where can I buy that with a grenade logo on it??

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I'm going bald too so like a horse hair toupe with the moof dinosaur would be bomb. Someone please tell me where I can buy this. Real horse hair only!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
:goonsay:-rubber stamp for irl pwning

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I lust for pig's huge balls merch.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Do the Hulk Hogan meat shoes include meat?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






From the offices of Something Awful LLC stationery

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's downright criminal that the store doesn't stock mangosteen flavored products

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






And where's our Goldbelly affiliate discount?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Darth Brooks posted:

I have a stack of prints of the "Get Out" frog that I screen printed a decade ago and never did anything with. Does that count as merch?

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I had a grenade poster that I got directly from Lowtax and then left in my car for the better part of a decade. I ended up send it to forums poster Waltzing Along and he had it framed and hung it over his toilet.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
If you want a jizz coated sweatshirt you'll have to wait for a new batch

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4031105

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I was digging through a box of old art supplies and I came across one of the old Goatstairs flag stickers that someone made. I think I put it back in the box, so it's out in my studio somewhere.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
I like the RAP shirt

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I actually bought an internet was a mistake shirt and would buy again. I think I gained weight and couldn't wear it anymore which is the ultimate goon reason for repurchase.

Fake edit this is the shirt. So apparently you can still buy stuff it's just on Amazon?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i will draw you a shirt

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
nooooo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


not you its for the OP yours would say cool bitch

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
yaaay

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Is that blood :ohdear:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

is there a middle ground between the stupid bitch and cool bitch shirt

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


it just says Keanu Ree

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Where can I buy one?

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Serious post:

I bought a SA shirt years ago, grenade logo that said "the Internet is stupid" or something like that. It was the most awesome shirt for one day....cause well, I washed it, and of course it shrank and fit all weird after.

I would spend all sorts of stupid money on goon created designs. My entire closet would be nothing but SA tees. Someone please do this, and please print in on Next Level premium sueded tees.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

BigBadSteve posted:

Where can I buy one?

Same

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

everyone here smokes weed now you should be able to get a glass bong with your av on it

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cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.
I still have my grenade hoodie.

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