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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

titty_baby_ posted:

No, they are supposed to suffer by design, stop this

paying rent isnít suffering enough?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

The Nastier Nate posted:

someone who is good at business tell me if i have this right:

bitcoin mining company uses so much energy that the state of Texas is paying them to literally shut down and do nothing?

is that about right? can i get in on this?

how much not to post?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

this is bullshit, where the gently caress you supposed to buy non stolen body parts?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The Migrants pouring into our Country are DESTROYING our Cities and States. This is an invasion the likes of which has never been seen before. It is a Death Wish for America! I will fix it IMMEDIATELY upon re-entering Office (along with so much else!). MAGA!

who knew so many immigrants were landlords.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

TotalHell posted:

dog loves licking my face, whatís up with that

your face is meat

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Lux Anima posted:

I died in a car accident en route to MY HS GF(!!!!) and I've been in hell for the last 2 decades, clearly

lucky ducky

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Vim Fuego posted:

They should stamp a dead civilian on it for every lifesaving course of medical treatment's $ they blow on it

lol if you think they would spend the money on health care instead

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Oglethorpe posted:

rudy will have a heart attack during the georgia trial and turmp will put a fundraising link on the guy's headstone

The first $5,000 donor gets his skull! Call Now!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Zeroisanumber posted:

Ngl I would pay five large for Rudy's flayed skull b/c I could sell it to some mafia shitbag out east for 10 times that much.

spoiler, trump would sell it to 100 people and not give it to anyone lol

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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emfive posted:

thank you Democrats for picking a near-death demented man and one of the worst people in the world and also a cop for leading our country, that's what gets me motivated to vote

can we interest you in preventing death camps, well not all of them but some of them?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I tell you what

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

bebop esq posted:

I've had "Vivrant Thing" in my head the past few days, this is unrelated to Kamala's dancing, however.

it was unrelated

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

lumpentroll posted:

yeah jeffrey hates money

he did ban alex who was spending his kids collage fund to buy avatars.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

hire her to post here

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Whoops I forgot.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

euphronius posted:

itís a shame we never figured out who did 911

GW Bush did a 9 11.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Joementum posted:

milk isn't racist, but its production does require rape and torture

and it's also cruel to the cows.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

tacodaemon posted:

the oldest of the US national emergency declarations still in force has been active since November 14, 1979

there are still five active national emergencies that were declared by Clinton in the 1990s

more than 40% of the US population has been living under a declared national emergency for their entire lives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States

and that emergency is bad posting many such cases

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Spaced God posted:

Its getting to the point where I'm mad for kaep but also I think now he's getting blackballed not because he's anti racist but because he probably isn't very good anymore

If he were good, and one of the terrorists that did a 911, he would be on a team.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

emfive posted:

I have a personal pizza sauce technique that I believe is a unique invention, though it's not particularly amazing so somebody else may have come up with it too. It's easy but time-consuming and you need slightly special equipment.

I too can open a jar of ragu.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I just haxored your EarthLink email thanks.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I guess we know why work from home is canceled.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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tacodaemon posted:

the "wine" comes first in "wine mom"


https://i.imgur.com/GkLPJcJ.mp4

the baby has its lid on the wine doesn't

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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William Bear posted:

The only Amazon crap you should be watching is Wheel of Time. The new season is surprisingly decent, and Lanfear is :swoon:.

is this Star Wars?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

yes but it wouldnít be trufmp thread if people didnít post tweets over and over without reading any posts full of the same tweets.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

et is cake inside?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I just saw a used truck for sale with the railroad wheel things now I want to drive on a railroad track. is this wrong? learn how to avoid traffic the easy way! rfmspf

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

money of the future

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

just use wonder bread and Kraft singles Jesus.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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neutral milf hotel posted:

what in the world

1ms latency? :stare:

I host my own speed test server

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Louisgod posted:

thanks now I'm extremely mad. my oldest is 11, I want to vomit

you probably smart enough not to trust cops

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

including lose to trfump but be president because the vote was rigged!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Mr Hootington posted:

What is trump up too?

285

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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mdemone posted:

we don't always have to make every post we think of

Mods!!!!!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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tacodaemon posted:

seen on tiktok




is this Zelda everyone is posting?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Spaced God posted:

wait so im supposed to support a man who left his family behind??? sounds like that dude sucks

have you meet his family? donít judge without the facts

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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AxGrap posted:

Only my enemies should be killed

better to keep them alive and force them to witness your victories

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Bip Roberts posted:

I'm going to piss directly on my hands and then use that blow drier

many such cases

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I asked for porky ones

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

3 is my limit before gut explosion

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