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Scrappy The Binman, lives inside a converted recycling dumpster tiny house that transforms into a truck that he drives to the bottle deposit place. He's just a human with muppet material for skin and hair and has a decent 5 o'clock shadow. Not exactly a grouch, but also not the most pleasant guy either.
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Coochie Monster
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Elmo's uncle, who works at Nintendo.
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Some milkmaids for snuffalupagus, they milk it every day and sell the milk at the market. And in addition the big reveal that he actually exists and big bird isn't insane, he reveals that he's been a chick the whole time.
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Little garbage rat that lives in the fat folds of a giant lizard/newt/alien snail/not really surely sure some slug creature.
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Milpool
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Frenklin the pedophile, you can find him in the bushes sometimes
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Sep 15, 2023 23:12
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Elmsad, The Climatechange character
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hannibal lecture, the cannibal professor
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Big Balls Tanooki takes over Mr Hooper's store
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A cantaloupe with a mop on top of it named dawson that vapes and self harms
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Guy Frowny
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maybealabia posted:Big Balls Tanooki takes over Mr Hooper's store "Ooofff off oof, sat on my dang balls again. Take 5 kids, brb."
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I was gonna try to be all edgy and say one with AIDS but ... 
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Snuffy's uncle with mange and a crooked trunk that has an opioid addiction
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A snuffleuppagus but a buff humanoid version
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Crypto Hippo who introduces all the new coins that came out this week in song and how they will replace filthy fiat and finally end the government's interference in your life
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Sep 16, 2023 03:30
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Jasper the flat-earther wallaby
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L'il Snufflusagsus!
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The heckler duo Statler and Waldorf, but they're two bad tempered old lesbians abusing all the heterosexual male characters.
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BigBadSteve posted:The heckler duo Statler and Waldorf, but they're two bad tempered old lesbians abusing all the heterosexual male characters. I'm down for this
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Rosco the Smiler, the new version of Oscar the Grouch, but on heavy duty psych meds. Fur washed and neatly brushed. Always grinning, well mannered and ready with compliments and positive takes on everything. Healthy diet, works out. Lives in a nice apartment in the gentrified part of town. Can often be seen outside his apartment block cleaning the block's bins, which he does for free, as he likes everything spick-and-span.
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A new background Muppet who looks fundamentally the same as the others, but has like a dozen eyes glued randomly around it's head. It is never addressed or explained.
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Sep 16, 2023 04:59
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Biblically Accurate Muppet “Be not afraid, YIP YIP YIP YIP UH HUH UH HUH”
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Sep 16, 2023 05:04
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Grossco, the Capitalizer
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Doobie Monster. Lazy good for nothing piece of poo poo who won’t get a loving job and stinks up the neighborhood with his devil lettuce. Takes massive bong rips but has no throat so it’s all wasted. Eventually overdoses and becomes psychotic and has his dick fall off before dropping dead in a Very Special Episode.
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Amyl, Oscar the Grouch's heard but never seen sex slave. He lives in the basement /sex dungeon of Oscar's garbage can.
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Taranteno-alopagus He has Susan’s foot in his mouth the whole episode.
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MackAddie posted:Amyl, Oscar the Grouch's heard but never seen sex slave. He lives in the basement /sex dungeon of Oscar's garbage can. That's why he's in the can all the time, he's guarding his sex dungeon portal. 
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Hellmo. Cute muppet similar to Elmo, except that he tears innocent unsuspecting people to shreds and sucks the souls from their dying bodies.
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A Muppet named Marigold, part caterpillar part human (like ms piggy) but with arms and expressive real hands (like Fozzie). She is very much into nature and jazz. Her puppet would be described by cucker tarlson as sexy. She initially seems to enter into random scenes and distract other Muppets who forget their lines, while she looks closely at the various plants and animals in every sketch. Soon entire sketches are void of any Muppets who can reliably deliver lines. They're seen looking around the set and flubbing jokes even when Marigold hasn't clocked in. The show starts breaking down, mic packs are visible, and commercials start airing somehow. Three weeks later the reboot is canceled and the production staff are investigated. Grover and Elmo were found to be working for the North Korean state as burnable scapegoats. Marigold was found as an asset placed by Putin to disrupt CTW and PBS as a last bastion attempt to interfere with the elections. The Muppets forgot their lines because they had been drinking tea laced with a dissolved lead salt and not because of her derriere. The season, while cut short, was finished with copious cgi, talented voice acting, and becomes much beloved by fans and sells well in North Africa and China.
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