What kind of snoring is best ?

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

I do enjoy a good honk shoo honk shoo

But am also a big fan of honk meemeemeeemeee

How about y’all?

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:29

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# ? Sep 24, 2023 04:18

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000

Distant

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:33

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

Mine.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:37

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAa-394U4zc

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:38

Wilkins Micawber: Jan 27, 2005; as we leave this existence
looking for another; Fallen Rib

----~Soft kitty rumbles~----8<---

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:47

Overdog: Jul 12, 2023

HHHWWWWHEEEEEEEE, BRRRBBBBBRRRRRRRBBBRRRR, *snort*

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:47

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

I like in the cartoons when they have a thought bubble with a log getting sawed

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:49

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... wee^{wee^{wee^{wee^wee}}} ... SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... wee^{wee^{wee^{wee^wee}}}

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:52

Horace Kinch: Aug 15, 2007; ROCKET JOCKEY OWNS

Stichelin it is, thank you!

none

# ? Sep 18, 2023 22:59

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Apparently I snore like a motherfucker, but I'd never know cuz I'm asleep.

I also throw hands when I dream.

If you don't like it get out of my bed :argh:

Treecko fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Sep 18, 2023

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:06

Monstaland: Sep 23, 2003

The last one, just before death occurs

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:14

Ez8: Aug 5, 2004

The kind your mom does on my chest after we knock boots, op.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:17

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

Wilkins Micawber posted:

----~Soft kitty rumbles~----8<---

Oh, god. I forgot the kitty rumbles.
Pet snoring is pretty delightful all around.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:27

Pladdicus: Aug 13, 2010; "Sometimes life is too uncertain to have regrets."

a little cat wheezing

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:29

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

Pladdicus posted:

a little cat wheezing

That "Snhh-gh-gh-GH!" followed by a long sigh and toe stretches.

# ? Sep 18, 2023 23:32

Cannon_Fodder: Jul 17, 2007; "Hey, where did Steve go?"
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Straight piped snoring, where you breathe in through your mouth then out your rear end and the sheets puff up just a little, OP.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 00:06

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

ARMBAR A COP posted:

I do enjoy a good honk shoo honk shoo

But am also a big fan of honk meemeemeeemeee

How about y’all?

I'm not sure either of these really even exist, so are we talking about movie/cartoon snores or actual?

I had a friend growing up who wouldn't snore, he'd just breathe really verbally and loudly. He'd be like, *deep breath*, "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

# ? Sep 19, 2023 00:08

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89GuSVcFkMQ&t=71s

# ? Sep 19, 2023 00:08

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... wee^{wee^{wee^{wee^wee}}} ... SNRRRRRRRRTTTTTT.... wee^{wee^{wee^{wee^wee}}}

if you say this isnt your favorite snore youre in denial.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 00:36

The Hello Machine: Jul 19, 2021; I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 02:02

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

nnnnnnngh nnnnnnnnnnngh isn't bad.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 03:11

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

The dog's snoring because its :3:

instead of :mad:

He loving loud though, I can hear him through a couple of walls

# ? Sep 19, 2023 03:16

JustCallMeDC: Aug 12, 2023; *Kazoo Noises*

NONE

My dad has really bad snoring and everyone struggles to sleep whenever we go on a vacation.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 03:18

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Horace Kinch posted:

none

this is the correct answer.

ALmost everytime I've snored, I end up waking myself up.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 03:48

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

*WHEEEEEEEE* -minutes of silence- *SSHHHCHHOORRRPGAHPGAGAGAHPEEEEEEH*

# ? Sep 19, 2023 03:58

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

covidstomper58 posted:

*WHEEEEEEEE* -minutes of silence- *SSHHHCHHOORRRPGAHPGAGAGAHPEEEEEEH*

This is good

# ? Sep 19, 2023 04:02

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Likely doing stuff and things

I don't snore.
But every night before bed I pretend to fall asleep instantly and go "honk shoo honk shoo"

Sometimes I mix it up and do a "shmimimimimimimi"

# ? Sep 19, 2023 04:03

maybealabia: Sep 9, 2022

Snokk Kee Quack Quack

# ? Sep 19, 2023 04:05

almost1337: Jun 14, 2013; The male likpatons turn around the nucleus formed of female boobons and neutral bolsterons

The kind which no longer exists because the snore-er got a CPAP.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 05:30

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Grey Cat posted:

I don't snore.
But every night before bed I pretend to fall asleep instantly and go "honk shoo honk shoo"

Sometimes I mix it up and do a "shmimimimimimimi"

honk shoo abaolutely a classic.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 05:32

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

https://youtu.be/yY4yTlR1ksQ?si=Q92k0RYwAFMxO4Cb

# ? Sep 19, 2023 06:39

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Honk shoo for sure

# ? Sep 19, 2023 06:39

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

https://youtu.be/dNr7nXvntO8?si=d_RES_jvwcu-1yMP

# ? Sep 19, 2023 06:42

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

get a cpap op

# ? Sep 19, 2023 07:28

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

almost1337 posted:

The kind which no longer exists because the snore-er got a CPAP.

git apologist posted:

get a cpap op

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:26

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

I'm about positive that all the favorite snores noted in this thread are from Sesame Street.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:27

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

people really out here having outrageously ripping snores, gasping for air in their sleep, and interrupting breatjing constantly pretending they don't need a cpap and its normal to be tired from poo poo sleep all the time. same energy as boomers pretending they dont need glasses and squint their way thru everything in life. smdh

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:28

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

I'm a side/front sleeper by default and I don't snore in those positions but when I sleep on my back I snore.

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:32

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

i don’t snore because I’m a very healthy person aside from crippling brain problems

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:43

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# ? Sep 24, 2023 04:18

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Also I’m not fat so I don’t get the fat snores

# ? Sep 19, 2023 18:43

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