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ITT: we are people who are clearly just wired a bit different ,but not quite worryingly enough to really call the police or alert to an authority Hey people I'm an old guy who really wants to tell you a story or give you life advice over there is person who is having a moment and is audibly praying and making the cross as they walk around, and for the music , would you believe it we managed to get person who plays harmonica in public and is actually pretty good at it and just letting you know I think person digging a hole in high vis spiked the punch Soooo, lets mingle introduce yourselves....
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Pssst. Want to talk about Morrowind? No? I will tell you about Morrowind.
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Sep 20, 2023 13:55
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my legs and arms are reversed
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Sep 20, 2023 14:01
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People who have parties in public are sick what if my children sees that poo poo? How will I explain it to them? My children are loving morons
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Sep 20, 2023 14:03
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Mingling with the woman wearing earbuds shouting her way through a deeply personal conversation. I do agree that Mark is a FUCKER and that the gel is not working at all 
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Sep 20, 2023 14:06
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I'm the guy that's been carrying a doomsdag sign for like decades now but as time goes on becomes less smug and confident because I used to be special for knowing it was the end days, but now that it's increasingly obvious to everyone it's just not fun anymore.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:08
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I'll be posted up in the middle of a doorway for no discernable reason. No thoughts, head empty, fat rear end blocking your way.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:14
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I am in the corner with your pet, leave us alone.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:15
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I'm the person deeply confused and frightened about some aspect of life that everybody else finds normal, and covering this by insisting that the things that scare me are against the law. because, you know, I think it's bad so clearly the authorities would agree! Anyway, passenger trains are NOT allowed to go that fast. They're definitely breaking the law, zooming through town like that. They never went that fast when I was younger. It's dangerous! Someone's going to get hurt!
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Sep 20, 2023 14:19
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Chief McHeath posted:my legs and arms are reversed as in you have legs where your arms should be and arms where your leg should be, or as in you have a left hand where a right hand should be?
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Sep 20, 2023 14:22
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the guy who posted in the op actually does ride a unicycle irl and this is his way of letting the forums know
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Sep 20, 2023 14:23
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Do you have a place I can park my dog's stroller? You know, the baby stroller I carry my tiny dog in.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:24
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Icochet posted:Pssst. Want to talk about Morrowind? No? I will tell you about Morrowind. N'wah!
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Sep 20, 2023 14:24
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Hammerite posted:as in you have legs where your arms should be and arms where your leg should be, or as in you have a left hand where a right hand should be? I thought they bent backwards.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:24
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It's my turn to choose and, instead of a song, I have picked a military history podcast
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Sep 20, 2023 14:29
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A Fancy Hat posted:Do you have a place I can park my dog's stroller? You know, the baby stroller I carry my tiny dog in. I saw one of those front baby packs with a dog in it yesterday at a park lol
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Sep 20, 2023 14:31
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If anyone wants to hang out, I will be drinking mustard in the back yard.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:32
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I'm just gonna stand here and drink from a bottle of milk, and it's clearly not for macros. Glug, glug, glug.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:34
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I'm showing up with a man and a woman on a leash, no don't talk to them.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:37
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I'm wearing an anime tshirt
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Sep 20, 2023 14:41
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Smugworth posted:I'm wearing an anime tshirt dont sign ur posts
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Sep 20, 2023 14:42
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Just going to sit down next to you guys having a meal and start clipping my fingernails
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Sep 20, 2023 14:48
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I hope you don't mind if I have an awkward conversation with my partner on speaker phone right here.
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Sep 20, 2023 14:48
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I'm not wearing shoes and I slowly peel something off the bottom of my foot, examine it, and then eat it in full view of others
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Sep 20, 2023 14:51
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I ask if you think we're still going to get student loan forgiveness
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Sep 20, 2023 14:51
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*keeps losing on purpose in strip-solitaire*
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Sep 20, 2023 14:58
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*discretely points my phone towards everyone's feet* Hmm? No I'm not taking pictures. No. I'm looking at Tik Tok or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's okay. *continues pointing phone towards feet*
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Sep 20, 2023 14:59
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I just ate half of the six foot party sub.
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Sep 20, 2023 15:00
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I'm crawling around on the floor looking for spiders so I can talk to them
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Sep 20, 2023 15:02
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I'm digging a whole in the grass, there could be dino bones! Or maybe some buggies.
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Sep 20, 2023 15:10
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I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO THIS IS ALL A RUSE TO SEE WHAT'S IN MY TRUNK
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Sep 20, 2023 15:12
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TODAY IS THE TOMORROW YOU WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY! I shout at all the houseplants, eager to make new friends. The cat who lives here rides my shoulder; they are my sidekick, and soon we will go on adventures through the cabinets together, seeking treasure!
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Sep 20, 2023 15:14
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I'm chasing geese around. I'm also 45.
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Sep 20, 2023 15:34
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I’m in your fridge dipping my fingers into all the condiments and sucking them off my fingers one by one.
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Sep 20, 2023 15:39
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Hi there! Sure is nice and sunny today. Have you heard of the church of latter day saints?
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Sep 20, 2023 15:41
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I'm an ironic slob. This wifebeater came pre-stained!
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Sep 20, 2023 15:53
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The wife and I are happy that you invited us and we’re both glad to get out of the house for the night. Isn’t that right, honey? *whips out dilapidated ventriloquist dummy from behind back* *in high raspy voice* That’s right, dearie. I brought potato salad!
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Sep 20, 2023 16:01
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You Are A Elf posted:The wife and I are happy that you invited us and we’re both glad to get out of the house for the night. Isn’t that right, honey? 
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Sep 20, 2023 17:35
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Any of you ever heard of a little website called Something Awful? You could say I’m pretty popular over there 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Any of you ever heard of a little website called Something Awful? You could say I’m pretty popular over there Oh yeah that place is great I post a lot in CSPAM and ADTRW
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