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If Pol Pot or whatever bad person holds the door open for you, you say "thank you." Then you take out a gun and shoot him before he can kill any more people, but you say "thank you." Or at least if you see Pol Pot holding the door open for someone else and they say "thank you" don't go up to that person and be all like, "You don't have to say that, that is a bad person. In fact you shouldn't have even let him hold the door open for you, you're just making him look good," all while Pol Pot is scurrying off and plotting to commit more genocide. Thank you god bless!
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actually i can tell him to gently caress off
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Sep 23, 2023 21:48
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If PolPot sucked my dick I would say “thank you sir good job sir” and if someone walked by and told me not to do that I would suck their dick until they thanked me and apologized
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Sep 23, 2023 21:50
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handing it to hitler for inspiring all those ww2 movies and computer games
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Sep 23, 2023 21:50
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Handing it to OP for this thread
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Sep 23, 2023 21:51
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um, exsqueeze me?!
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Sep 23, 2023 21:53
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You gotta hand it to short people… No really, they can’t reach
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Sep 23, 2023 21:53
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i'll be the first to hand it to god, for destroying most of the earth in the great flood. missed a few folks but better luck next time!
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Sep 23, 2023 21:57
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You got to hand it to Pol pot he sure knew how to sell rice
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Sep 23, 2023 21:58
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you do not, in fact, gotta hand it to anyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIhFU8JG_j0
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Sep 23, 2023 22:01
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The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. 
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Sep 23, 2023 22:01
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And if someone else walked by to yell at the guy apologizing to me then both of us would suck that guys dick until he thanked both of us and apologized
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Sep 23, 2023 22:01
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. "There's nothing worse than going to the post office and waiting in line."
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Sep 23, 2023 22:03
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Lt. Cock posted:And if someone else walked by to yell at the guy apologizing to me then both of us would suck that guys dick until he thanked both of us and apologized Two mouths on one dick is pretty awesome I'd definitely thank you both and apologize if it was me
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Sep 23, 2023 22:10
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I don't even know what Pol Pot looks like!
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Sep 23, 2023 22:14
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redshirt posted:I don't even know what Pol Pot looks like! Like a pile of ash burned on garbage. Literally.
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Sep 23, 2023 22:16
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If we didn't have Pol Pot we wouldn't have that one Dead Kennedys song and it would be just like that one movie yesterday where only I remember them and I get famous. And do you really want that on your conscience?
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Sep 23, 2023 22:19
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Pol Pot was the end result of the Domino Theory, in that after the US left Vietnam, one of the first things the Communist Vietnamese did was invade a fellow Communist nation and depose the leader.
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Sep 23, 2023 22:20
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. 
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Sep 23, 2023 22:20
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whomever*
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Sep 23, 2023 22:21
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Devils Affricate posted:whomever* I gotta hand it to you for being right.
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Sep 23, 2023 22:22
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suspect the op does not find it a struggle to get a seat on the bus to themselves
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Sep 23, 2023 22:23
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If some hypothetical fourth guy showed up to yell and me and PolPot and the guy who helped me suck the other guys dick and the guy whose dick we sucked then that’s when I would have to get really serious and have all of us suck that guys dick until he thanked us and apologized
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Sep 23, 2023 22:25
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Lt. Cock posted:If some hypothetical fourth guy showed up to yell and me and PolPot and the guy who helped me suck the other guys dick and the guy whose dick we sucked then that’s when I would have to get really serious and have all of us suck that guys dick until he thanked us and apologized Do you suck on nipples too or just the dick? I mean I know you're Lt. Cock and all but hey can't hurt to ask!
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Sep 23, 2023 22:27
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men don't have nipples, so i guess that answers your question
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Sep 23, 2023 22:28
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Don’t make this weird OP I’m problem solving
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Sep 23, 2023 22:32
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Just trying to help! Like what if they don't have a dick you know what I mean?
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Sep 23, 2023 22:40
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Mods please change title to "itt we gotta hand it to op"
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Sep 23, 2023 22:43
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Smugworth posted:Mods please change title to "itt we gotta hand it to op"
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Sep 23, 2023 22:48
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if I had three wishes at least two of them would be wishing @dril out of existence
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Sep 23, 2023 22:57
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not because he isn't funny but because it's easier than trying to get rid of the rest of you
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Sep 23, 2023 22:59
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Lt. Cock posted:If PolPot sucked my dick I would say “thank you sir good job sir” and if someone walked by and told me not to do that I would suck their dick until they thanked me and apologized the cycle of violence rages on
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Sep 23, 2023 23:00
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Brace yourself, my dear
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Sep 23, 2023 23:08
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. Now now it's not a competition
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Sep 23, 2023 23:55
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Grey Cat posted:Like a pile of ash burned on garbage. Seems unlikely to hold the door open for me.
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Sep 23, 2023 23:58
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I would say "why don't you learn how to use a door you loving idiot" and then I'd kick him in the nuts and double his rear end over so he could just act like a doorstop and not even have to think about it. 
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OP I would shut the door on you and then point and laugh if it was a glass door because I'd feel silly doing that if you couldn't see me pointing and laughing at you
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Sep 24, 2023 00:14
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P sure pol pot's dead op, so if he opened the door for you you've got some bigger problems
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Sep 25, 2023 09:23
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i shall hand it to whomsoever i goddamn well please
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We're told that you don't have to hand it to Al Qaeda. But I gotta hand it to them, they goaded my country into absolutely wasting 20 years, trillions of dollars, and millions of lives with nothing to show for it.
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