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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
If Pol Pot or whatever bad person holds the door open for you, you say "thank you." Then you take out a gun and shoot him before he can kill any more people, but you say "thank you."

Or at least if you see Pol Pot holding the door open for someone else and they say "thank you" don't go up to that person and be all like, "You don't have to say that, that is a bad person. In fact you shouldn't have even let him hold the door open for you, you're just making him look good," all while Pol Pot is scurrying off and plotting to commit more genocide.

Thank you god bless!

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
actually i can tell him to gently caress off

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
If PolPot sucked my dick I would say ďthank you sir good job sirĒ and if someone walked by and told me not to do that I would suck their dick until they thanked me and apologized

Dead Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020
handing it to hitler for inspiring all those ww2 movies and computer games

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

Handing it to OP for this thread

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

um, exsqueeze me?!

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
You gotta hand it to short peopleÖ

No really, they canít reach

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'll be the first to hand it to god, for destroying most of the earth in the great flood. missed a few folks but better luck next time!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes
You got to hand it to Pol pot he sure knew how to sell rice

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




you do not, in fact, gotta hand it to anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIhFU8JG_j0

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. :hai:

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
And if someone else walked by to yell at the guy apologizing to me then both of us would suck that guys dick until he thanked both of us and apologized

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Likely Doing stuff and things


Funky See Funky Do posted:

The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. :hai:

"There's nothing worse than going to the post office and waiting in line."

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Lt. Cock posted:

And if someone else walked by to yell at the guy apologizing to me then both of us would suck that guys dick until he thanked both of us and apologized

Two mouths on one dick is pretty awesome I'd definitely thank you both and apologize if it was me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.
I don't even know what Pol Pot looks like!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Likely Doing stuff and things


redshirt posted:

I don't even know what Pol Pot looks like!

Like a pile of ash burned on garbage.

Literally.

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
If we didn't have Pol Pot we wouldn't have that one Dead Kennedys song and it would be just like that one movie yesterday where only I remember them and I get famous. And do you really want that on your conscience?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Pol Pot was the end result of the Domino Theory, in that after the US left Vietnam, one of the first things the Communist Vietnamese did was invade a fellow Communist nation and depose the leader.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



Funky See Funky Do posted:

The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. :hai:
:decorum:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
whomever*

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Likely Doing stuff and things



I gotta hand it to you for being right.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

suspect the op does not find it a struggle to get a seat on the bus to themselves

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
If some hypothetical fourth guy showed up to yell and me and PolPot and the guy who helped me suck the other guys dick and the guy whose dick we sucked then thatís when I would have to get really serious and have all of us suck that guys dick until he thanked us and apologized

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Lt. Cock posted:

If some hypothetical fourth guy showed up to yell and me and PolPot and the guy who helped me suck the other guys dick and the guy whose dick we sucked then thatís when I would have to get really serious and have all of us suck that guys dick until he thanked us and apologized

Do you suck on nipples too or just the dick? I mean I know you're Lt. Cock and all but hey can't hurt to ask!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

men don't have nipples, so i guess that answers your question

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Donít make this weird OP Iím problem solving

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Just trying to help! Like what if they don't have a dick you know what I mean?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mods please change title to "itt we gotta hand it to op"

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Smugworth posted:

Mods please change title to "itt we gotta hand it to op"

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



if I had three wishes at least two of them would be wishing @dril out of existence

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



not because he isn't funny but because it's easier than trying to get rid of the rest of you

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Lt. Cock posted:

If PolPot sucked my dick I would say “thank you sir good job sir” and if someone walked by and told me not to do that I would suck their dick until they thanked me and apologized

the cycle of violence rages on

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Brace yourself, my dear

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The only thing worse than genocide is bad manners. :hai:

Now now it's not a competition

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.

Grey Cat posted:

Like a pile of ash burned on garbage.

Literally.

Seems unlikely to hold the door open for me.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 11 years!)

I would say "why don't you learn how to use a door you loving idiot" and then I'd kick him in the nuts and double his rear end over so he could just act like a doorstop and not even have to think about it. :dukedog:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
OP I would shut the door on you and then point and laugh if it was a glass door because I'd feel silly doing that if you couldn't see me pointing and laughing at you

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

P sure pol pot's dead op, so if he opened the door for you you've got some bigger problems

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i shall hand it to whomsoever i goddamn well please

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



We're told that you don't have to hand it to Al Qaeda.

But I gotta hand it to them, they goaded my country into absolutely wasting 20 years, trillions of dollars, and millions of lives with nothing to show for it.

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