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Due to the sudden departure of the previous thread leader (wherever you are, please know that we believe everyone is innocent until proven guilty!), we need to elect a new one. Now we all know each other pretty well here in the functional, drama-free environment that is GBS, so I think we'll keep it simple. Post one reason you'd be a good thread leader. You may also, if you wish, post one reason somebody else who is in the running would NOT make a good thread leader. Once we've got a good solid handful of volunteers we can move on to debate and discu..*puts hand over mic and turns to listen to someone whispering frantically in his ear* Ok we won't be moving on to debate and discussion, but I think we could argue and talk about who the best candidate is. I'd make a good thread leader because as the OP of this thread, if I don't win I will simply close it. I'll take my ball and go home. Also, whoever the second person to enter the running is, I think they'd make a terrible leader because second place isn't really all that impressive if you think about it. Good luck to all!
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i will let people do whatever they want as long as it's cool and/or funny
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Sep 25, 2023 18:52
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Power should only be given to those who don’t want it so it should be given to me
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Sep 25, 2023 18:58
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Tough on anime. Tough on the causes of anime.
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Sep 25, 2023 18:59
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placeholder. and bookmarked.
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Sep 25, 2023 19:03
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Elect me leader and I will reanimate the lifeless corpse of Osama bin Laden.
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Sep 25, 2023 19:06
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I prefer to tell the person in charge what I think they're doing wrong, with my feet up at my desk, and reading a reprint of TMNT #1.
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Sep 25, 2023 19:38
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flubber nuts posted:Elect me leader and I will reanimate the lifeless corpse of Osama bin Laden. Flubber nuts has made this promise every ejection and has never delivered
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Sep 25, 2023 19:44
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Now I won't say if elected leader I won't not embark on a theatrical reign of pointless cruelty and bloody handed malice against you all. But I'm not, not saying that either, unless I am. Or not. So I guess the real question is, do you all feel lucky?
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Sep 25, 2023 20:29
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When I am elected, there’ll be free BBQ for everyone, even the losers and haters.
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Sep 25, 2023 20:33
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whoever leads my balls to their mouth most attentively gets my vote for leader i’ve been using the balls test for over two decades and it has never failed
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Sep 25, 2023 20:34
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i could be leader emeritus
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Sep 25, 2023 20:35
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a vote for me is a vote for farts
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Sep 25, 2023 20:37
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This thread needs an enema! ok bye!
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Sep 25, 2023 20:37
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I promise *not* to read your posts!
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Sep 25, 2023 21:24
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Vote for me and I'll let you wear basketball shorts and hoodies. Oh and hotdog talk anytime anywhere.
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Sep 25, 2023 21:25
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I will lead this thread into an era of prosperity not seen since mid-Epique
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Sep 25, 2023 21:26
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I'm posting in this thread just this once so if you elect me as thread leader I may have no idea and I certainly won't do anything about it.
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Sep 25, 2023 21:55
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Icochet posted:Tough on anime. Tough on the causes of anime. Hello
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Sep 25, 2023 21:55
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I hate threads and I hate leading
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Sep 25, 2023 21:56
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Mozi posted:i could be leader emeritus you have my vote and full support who would you like me to shoot a black powder cannon towards first? note: we're talking SUPER LEGAL black powder cannons, the kind that go off here all the time and the state police say "lol. lmbo".
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Sep 25, 2023 21:57
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oh as leader emeritus i have no real decisionmaking power, i can just continue to wear my leadership robes and get discounts
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Sep 25, 2023 22:02
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If elected, I will not lead.
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Sep 25, 2023 22:12
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Not much of a leader but if any prospective leader needs an evil vizier type I'm happy to stroke my goatee and cackle in the shadows while doling out dubious advice. fe: to other people of course! I would only give my most brilliant and helpful advice to you, my leader. (cackling)
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Sep 25, 2023 22:18
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If I’m not picked as leader I will post my cock and balls and hairy rear end in a top hat in this thread and none of you will ever be able to remove that from your minds
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Sep 25, 2023 22:46
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I happen to have irrefutable evidence that all other candidates are nazis/commies or migrant aliens from the Sudan. The evidence is so explosive that I cannot in clear conscience share it with anybody. It’s that bad.
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Sep 25, 2023 23:00
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Buce posted:I hate threads and I hate leading threads are fail and so are posts. imo.
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Sep 25, 2023 23:11
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I don’t want to be the leader, but I’m down to be like a trusted advisor or something. Not a “right-hand-man” or anything like that. That actually sounds like a lot of work. More like a kind of guy whose just always chilling in the background who everyone knows. And then whenever important discussions are happening I can chime in with something profound from a smoky corner every now and then. Something like that would be perfect for me.
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Sep 25, 2023 23:14
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GetDunked posted:Not much of a leader but if any prospective leader needs an evil vizier type I'm happy to stroke my goatee and cackle in the shadows while doling out dubious advice. I'm announcing my campaign to be the evil vizier's comic relief sidekick. If elected, I will be voiced by
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Sep 26, 2023 04:30
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If you vote for me I can't promise you good times. I won't lie, things will be hard, it will be a struggle, not many of you will make it, but those of you who live through the tough times a head, under my leader ship you will grow, and for ever after you will be thankful for all the pain, suffering, and death knowing this thread made you all -other than all the dead people- better people, living a better life. Thank you.
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Sep 26, 2023 08:04
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If elected fearless leader I will fly a plane into the twin towers.
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Sep 26, 2023 08:28
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flubber nuts posted:If elected fearless leader I will fly a plane into the twin towers. Another promise flubber nuts can’t keep
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Sep 26, 2023 08:32
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I can respect that. If your leader isn't willing to aim for the stars and lie for you do they really care enough to be a leader?
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Sep 26, 2023 09:20
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I wouldn't just be the greatest leader this thread has ever seen. I would be the greatest god any of you pathetic nobodies has grovelled before. All these other posters talking about elections and promises. Here's my promise: Any who dare meet my gaze will not enter into the afterlife.
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Sep 26, 2023 09:25
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This thread needs an enema! This is exactly what I hear in my head every time I see the thread title.
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Sep 26, 2023 11:55
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If I’m elected you guys are gonna see some cool poo poo. Wild stuff, stuff you ain’t never seen before and won’t soon forget. Mind-blowingly awesome events that I can’t specify right now but they’ll definitely happen if, and only if, I’m elected leader of this fine thread.
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Sep 26, 2023 12:06
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I’ll make the cafeteria serve ice cream for lunch every day and I’ll ban homework.
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Sep 26, 2023 12:08
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I’ll make the cafeteria serve homework for lunch every day and I’ll ban ice cream. You'll thank me when the posters of all the other threads die of ice cream poisoning.
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Sep 26, 2023 12:13
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i will lead this thread to its closure
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dang some stiff competition since I posted this.hot cocoa on the couch posted:i will lead this thread to its closure I'm glad we have similar agendas, gives me some hope that things will work out even if I'm not chosen
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