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Who is actually buying into this? We need to double sales, better just shuffle a few words around in an email and call it a day. The entire premise is absurd. It's not even a real product, it's just Microsoft Word spell check except you're paying extra for having to use a seperate app to spell check poo poo I guess? Why can't we go back to ads being for real poo poo like Capri Sun or OTC pharmaceuticals that got you hosed up if you took too much of it?
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And the jingles? What happened to the jingles? They were so effective. To this day when I need lube only one things pops into my head "Lube Mobile".
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i use an adblocker op, i have no idea what you're talking about
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tldr op you should see if theres something to help you condense that into something id bother reading
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Why do they all have to end in -ly
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Vrbo makes no sense to me. Why give your service a name that has no indication of what it is if you're trying to compete with Airbnb? e: going to start another competing service called "Shitmotel"
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Me grammar good like
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Leroy Dennui posted:Vrbo makes no sense to me. Why give your service a name that has no indication of what it is if you're trying to compete with Airbnb? The first time I saw a vrbo ad I thought it was for some weekend retreat commune/cult recruiting thing, I'm not sure who does their ads but they should ask devry for a refund on that marketing degree they got.
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vrbo sounds like something you’d catch from a bad oyster
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buglord posted:Why do they all have to end in -ly
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it’s just the acronym for vacation rental by owner ![]()
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Bad Purchase posted:
Ftfy, no charge.
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Chief McHeath posted:tl;dr: Ftfy.
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Saalkin posted:Me grammar good like This goon gets it (mindful misgrammaring for humorous purposes only). Edit: The OP's grammar was also commendable; the only mistake being the misspelling of 'separate'. I can well believe that this person does not need the services of Grammarly (however the OP's nick should be capitalized). BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Sep 26, 2023 |
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Pussarly
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they make a big thing about how they help you to get the right tone across in your emails or whatever. they should do one where the user actually wants to tell the recipient to gently caress off but without actually saying gently caress off, and grammarly helps them do that
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BigBadSteve posted:Ftfy. Ftfyly. Don't forget the -ly suffix so that everyone knows it's an insufferable app that's trying to sell your data to god knows who.
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"You guys almost done with that post? I've got another I thread I need commenting on." "Yeah, I've just finished sentence two and just have to tighten up the language a little bit."
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Yes, that's bitch language they're speaking. And no, these children aren't bitch, they're American.
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iCarly
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"Would you like to wager on a gentleman making love to an alligator? The Money Plane."
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 07:52 |
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buglord posted:Why do they all have to end in -ly it's an ad, they have to use adverbs
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