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Hey, you guys wanna download some music off the internet illegally?
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 09:36 |
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The cops hosed me
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ACAB , right guys? All cops are bad
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Definitely NOT gonna beat my wife tonight after a tough day on the job.
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etching the outline of another dog on the side of my cruiser
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she fell down the stairs
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Hey honey you seen my piece? *bang* Oh god Junior no!
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You all saw it? Right? They were coming at me with a chainsaw!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAG8p5oMq9E from the "Have you checked your butthole?" guy
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NOT oink oink
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The Loin King posted:The cops hosed me How much did you have to pay?
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Let's have a group session on how we love to commit crimes. You start
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*turns my baseball cap backwards* Hello my fellow homies! Would you like to buy some rocks? Or perhaps some yayoo or kangaroo or bing? These are all street terms for cocaine! If you want to buy some, please state your intent loudly and clearly
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i love doing cocaine i will show you i am not an undercover cop by volunteering to do this cocaine in front of you without being prompted. sneeeeeiiiiiifffff
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Moving the hidden microphone closer to my dick as it's getting sucked by some guy in a bathroom stall "that's evidence, baby"
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I don't have anything on you, please fight me so I get my pension. ![]()
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Greetings. I am new to the area and I have a keen interest in unshot blacks. If you could kindly let me know where it is that the unshot blacks like to congregate I would muchly appreciate the assistance.
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Where do I file a complaint about my gun having a safety? How am I supposed to defend myself when an unarmed innocent comes up to me to ask the time of day?
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Hey is that fentanyl? *tries very hard not to die immediately*
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*has a thorough understanding of law and right from wrong, and does not act on personal political viewpoints or hatred towards individuals*
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Hey fellas, does anybody know where to “score” some crystal methamphetamine?
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Sleep is the mindkiller, sleep is simulated death. ![]() (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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hello, particular individuals! nice "vehicle"! anybody need uh repeated restraining by me? anybody need to be repeatedly restrained until the individual's head became detached from the individual's body? does anyone want to be in a me-involved incident? i'll say "sir" and "ma'am" so you know i'm being respectful the whole time!
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You can't really blame cops for shooting so many blacks, it's hard to see them at night so it's easy for them to get accidentally shot. On overcast days, too. What do you mean "racist", are you one if those woke idiots?
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Ooooh what a cute puppy!
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Sorry, my gun went off. e: Ooops, did it again. This keeps happening.
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Oh hey how you doing. Sorry I pulled you over, I thought you were some other guy with the same type of car. My bad, have a good day.
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Waitress, check please. I would like to pay for this meal like a normal civilian, which I am. How much does a normal civilian meal cost? $1?
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Extra spit on my burger please, it's my birthday
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hello i am an enthusiast of gravity knives, switchblades, and daggers and i enjoy possessing them without any explainable lawful purpose. i also enjoy carrying pocket knives while having unlawful intent. do you also enjoy these things?
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I can't be a cop, see? A cop wouldn't pull his dick out, they ruled that was entrapment.
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Broo this character's logo is a skull, that fucken rules! Gonna put it on all my gear and consume this media without any critical thought whatsoever hell yeah
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Freeze dirt bags! Reach for the sky! You're all under a.. curse.![]()
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*holding flashlight, shining it directly in your eyes*
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Hey follow my finger. Don't move your head. I'm blind now thanks alot rear end in a top hat.
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You ever shoot a dog? Heh... yeah me neither.
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Could a cop shred this hard?
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oh, my badge and uniform? nah don't worry about that, i needed some clothes and borrowed them from a guy. now are we doing this drug deal or not?
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Don't mind me, just getting all my ingredients together for that cake I'm definitely making. Just gonna arrange them all on this table and pose behind it for a photo like normal bakers do. Oh hey, I got some change left over from buying this at the supermarket, I'll put that on the table too for totally normal reasons.
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# ? Dec 2, 2023 09:36 |
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Please post loudly and clearly into my lapel
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