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When you hear about a shooting you ask if it was targeted or mass
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The only vacation you take is making GBS threads during your break
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Sep 30, 2023 23:38
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you were born in the best country on earth, with a destiny to lead the free world
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Sep 30, 2023 23:39
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N. Senada posted:When you hear about a shooting you ask if it was targeted or mass where did it happen?
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Sep 30, 2023 23:39
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You think welfare is what you say when someone asks how you’re doing
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Sep 30, 2023 23:39
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It is "You know you're an American IF" OP
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Sep 30, 2023 23:40
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your an, you're in, and urine sound the same
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Sep 30, 2023 23:41
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N. Senada posted:You think welfare is what you say when someone asks how you’re doing what the gently caress are you talking about? what the fukis wrong with you? gently caress you
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Sep 30, 2023 23:42
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EorayMel posted:It is "You know you're an American IF" OP The American education system has failed the OP.
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Sep 30, 2023 23:42
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what about my an American IF?
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Sep 30, 2023 23:42
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The foods you eat have traveled more than you have your entire life.
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Sep 30, 2023 23:43
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Sophy Wackles posted:The American education system has failed the OP. yeah, I know
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Sep 30, 2023 23:44
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I. M. Gei posted:what about my an American IF? Its cool that you think you take care of us
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Sep 30, 2023 23:46
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You think healthcare is a privilege
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Sep 30, 2023 23:46
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Your a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and you're butt smells, and you like to kiss you're own butt.
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Sep 30, 2023 23:46
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You spend more time in your car than with your loved ones
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Sep 30, 2023 23:47
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Statues are important
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Sep 30, 2023 23:52
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You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 30, 2023 23:55
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flubber nuts posted:You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat. but I ain't got a win
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Sep 30, 2023 23:57
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flubber nuts posted:You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat. Best go get u some ivermectin
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Sep 30, 2023 23:58
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flubber nuts posted:You know you're american if you have an untreated pin worm infestation inside of your rear end in a top hat. Where else would you keep it?
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MrQwerty posted:Best go get u some ivermectin I'm on a daily dose brother. I use the pin worm safe version though because while I do lean politcally right (camps for my political adversaries) I do believe housing is a basic right.
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Oct 1, 2023 00:02
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I clean my guns every single day. I ate a cheeseburger in the shower.
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Oct 1, 2023 00:11
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Your morbidly obese and keep chugging sweet tea or sodas cause your addicted. EDIT: Not me though, I just have a dad bod.
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Oct 1, 2023 00:45
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My truck gets 3 MPG
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Oct 1, 2023 00:45
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you own more guns than books
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Oct 1, 2023 00:47
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You can't receive medical attention.
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Oct 1, 2023 00:53
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Grey Cat posted:You can't receive medical attention. Aspirin and waiting in the lobby costs 27K
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Oct 1, 2023 00:54
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redshirt posted:Aspirin and waiting in the lobby costs 27K I was charged $300 just for looking at the hospital as I drove past.
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Oct 1, 2023 00:55
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You respond “I’m fine” or “I’ve been busy” when someone asks how you’re doing
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Oct 1, 2023 01:02
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You love freedom
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Oct 1, 2023 01:05
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You're not sure what it is, but you've got it and others presumably don't
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Oct 1, 2023 01:05
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redshirt posted:My truck gets 3 MPG You should change a filter or something. Even my SUX 6000 still gets 6mpg on highway.
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Oct 1, 2023 01:15
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N. Senada posted:The foods you eat have traveled more than you have your entire life. You exercise less than the animals that you eat.
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Oct 1, 2023 01:21
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Someone mentions 'da troops' and you jizz yourself/spontaneously orgasm
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Oct 1, 2023 01:22
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You love the flag so much you desecrate it constantly by turning it into underwear and skulls
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Oct 1, 2023 01:29
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you talk louder when you encounter someone who doesn't speak english, thinking it might help something somehow
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Oct 1, 2023 01:31
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Oct 1, 2023 01:32
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you talk louder thinking it might help something somehow
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Oct 1, 2023 01:32
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You're constantly putting your arm around people's shoulders and saying "Hey listen here buddy, let me tell you something."
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