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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
When Clark Griswald called his cohost a stupid bitch.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Mike meyers was an Asian

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Chis Kattan being gay

Dead Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020
Those two guys who are Here *clap* To Pump You Up!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Fred Armisen in black face as the POTUS

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4asQ1-vUugA

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Those two guys who are Here *clap* To Pump You Up!

Itís Pump *clap* You Up, you dweeb, you classless buffoon.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Also the Lovers in the hot tub, probably in the running for most unfunny skit

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I always liked Theodoric Barber of York.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Hidden camera commercials

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
You like-a the juice?

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Dana Carvey in a turtle suit watching 9/11 happening live on television

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Super Colon-Blow was ok

Dead Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Itís Pump *clap* You Up, you dweeb, you classless buffoon.

My brother and I loved that skit, we would stuff pillows into our shirts to get real pumped.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Charles Bukowski posted:

You like-a the juice?

:cawg:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Makin copies

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BaconCopter posted:

Dana Carvey in a turtle suit watching 9/11 happening live on television

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
I think I'm the only one who loved "The Sarcastic Clapping Family of South Hampton" but that's ok.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
I am not a strong swimmer.

https://vimeo.com/353695716

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.
I had a VHS tape of the Best of SNL but only from the Eddie Murphy/Martin Short years. I watched that thing a ton.

60 minutes sketch, synchronized swimming, Kill my Landlord, it was great.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
Hello Iím doctor Stephen Poop

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Guerilla warfare is so inhumane!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4 :nws: audio.

World's Most Evil Invention.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.
60 Minutes sketch. It's also got Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_5jZ3DbwoM

Zeluth
May 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
You look Marvelous, Eddie Murphy.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




love when they lampoon current events, which they do often, donít know how they come up with this stuff

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
my name is dieter watch me dance

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
im just a caveman, your gizmos confound and frighten me, but what i do know...

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
we're two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for away mission Sir.
WAYNE'S WORLD! ITS PARTY TIME!!!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 27 days!
Broken glass is good for the kids this christmas.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'd say about 48% of all women I've delivered here have had a penis and testicles.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The Chevy Chase-Richard Pryor sketch only Chevy 100% agrees with all the racist terms he uses.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

He looka like a man! Look what I can do!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Absolutely everyone breaking in this Debbie Downer sketch. I watch this a couple of times a year because I never don't laugh hard IRL when I do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfE93xON8jk

edit: I'm Horatio Sanz wiping away my tears with a Mickey Waffle.

neato burrito fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Oct 2, 2023

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Caaaaaandygram.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger

schweaty balls

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Atlas Hugged posted:

I always liked Theodoric Barber of York.

ya that one is funny

i was always partial to what the hell is that, too

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Judging from the responses most of y'all are half a century old

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Khanstant posted:

Judging from the responses most of y'all are half a century old

I'm five

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8

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Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


The Adam Driver oil man sketch is a modern-ish classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HD2xG92-0

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