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"Hey, I know English can be a confusing language, so we've included these handy pronunciation guides so you can speak with confidence! All you need to do is learn a completely different language with a moon alphabet!" "See that word there, you don't pronounce it like that other one that looks just like it. It's actually got a long 'A' sound, and that 'C' is silent, so you pronounce it 'dʒ' ã̴̭̚ɪ̸̜̰̋ə̵̫̈r̶͉̻̀͘ ̸̜̀͠/̸͓̦́̊ ̸̱̲̀θ̷̡͑̍ aʊər'" Grow up.
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Linguists, op
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MrQwerty posted:Linguists, op i think they also come up with that crap like "buffalo buffalo buffalo" and say "look at our amazing sentence" I hate them
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Oct 2, 2023 20:36
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it's "chowdah." say it right!
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Konar posted:i think they also come up with that crap like "buffalo buffalo buffalo" and say "look at our amazing sentence" They've got some growing up to do
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MrQwerty posted:Linguists, op holy poo poo dont post that word the entire forum will be overrun with them, buncha " well actually" mfers
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Different pronunciations are so dumb in the first place. I come from a language where everything is pronounced exactly how it's written. Bing bong problem solved.
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great thread those phonics pronunciations are worthless and english should get with the times and adjust spelling to match expectations
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GolfHole posted:great thread
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Nowher posted:Different pronunciations are so dumb in the first place. ouais, même
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It was all written by two snooty British guys from My Fair Lady.
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I. M. Gei posted:It was all written by two snooty British guys from My Fair Lady. I'm going to punch them in their tummies and clunk their heads together
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Oct 2, 2023 21:08
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I wrote them op. You might say I’m a cunning linguist 
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Oct 2, 2023 21:14
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aɪ θɪŋk wi ʃʊd ʤʌst swɪʧ ˈaʊər ˈraɪtɪŋ ˈsɪstəm tu ðə fəˈnɛtɪk ˈælfəˌbɛt.
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Anybody remember that thread where someone had an old book with weird pronunciations? They was pretty funny I enjoyed that thread.
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Their fierce deity feigned receiving piercing diets
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Stop doing linguistics Schwa is not a letter “Yes I would like ə in the dictionary please” — statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged They have played us for absolute fools
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I. M. Gei posted:It was all written by two snooty British guys from My Fair Lady. Oh sorry that was Singing in the Rain.
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a shameful noob who doesn’t know ipa pronunciation. shameful indeed.
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy, sleeping dogs.
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How else would you know if it's rhotic or non-rhotic.
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https://forvo.com/word/cr%C3%A8me_fra%C3%AEche/
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MrQwerty posted:Linguists, op i fuckin love Italian food
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Thats actually pretty funny, I never thought about how useless they are. Like if you're some kind of word wizard who can decipher them you can probably pronounce the word already.
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It'd be more useful if they ever taught you in school what the little marks mean
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I’ll take one voiceless alveolar lateral fricative please
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*seinfeld voice* the pronunciation guides, they're just bad. and don't get me started on ikea instructions. Use your words, people! *pause for laughter* How am i supposed to decipher this nonsense? I just wanna put a bed together so i can gently caress my underage girlfriend in it! *scattered chuckles* I'm 38 years old! She's seventeen! *raucous audience laughter*
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It's the only way to convey pronunciation unambiguously via text, OP. And it works with all languages/accents!Buce posted:I’ll take one voiceless alveolar lateral fricative please Ah yes, the Slavoj Zizek consonant
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*cough* Your Mother.
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ju fuːl. ju ˈɪn.sə.lənt ˈkaʊɚd.
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clammy posted:*seinfeld voice* the pronunciation guides, they're just bad. and don't get me started on ikea instructions. Use your words, people! *pause for laughter* How am i supposed to decipher this nonsense? I just wanna put a bed together so i can gently caress my underage girlfriend in it! *scattered chuckles* I'm 38 years old! She's seventeen! *raucous audience laughter* A pronunciation, divided against itself, cannot stand!
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this is the kind of topic I would make
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pencilhands posted:this is the kind of topic I would make Not really
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Devils Affricate posted:Not really Okay.
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Pencilhands you've been here at least 20 mins and havent made any threads are you feeling ok?
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Dixville posted:Pencilhands you've been here at least 20 mins and havent made any threads are you feeling ok? Not really, I’m deeply depressed thank you though
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pencilhands posted:Not really, I’m deeply depressed thank you though Aw drat bro I'm sorry. I was just giving you a hard time I like your random threads.
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Dixville posted:Aw drat bro I'm sorry. I was just giving you a hard time I like your random threads. ty
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Dixville posted:Anybody remember that thread where someone had an old book with weird pronunciations? They was pretty funny I enjoyed that thread.  https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3996470
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