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I have a hit list of fried foods to eat. Then spinny rides to take, ideally edging along the fine line of fun and hurling. Fried dough, deep fried Twinkies, huge ice cream.....
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I'm going to the petting zoo and feeding the goats till they barf.
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Oct 3, 2023 00:24
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Smells like livestock and I'm very dusty, time to eat butter
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Oct 3, 2023 00:28
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if i go on the rides i will barf i accept that I will not go on the rides and engorge myself on even more fried foods instead
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Oct 3, 2023 00:28
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I’m gonna start a new pandemic
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Oct 3, 2023 00:29
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i'm gonna pet a cow 
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Oct 3, 2023 00:31
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Gonna check out the Oxen pull, as I do every year.
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Oct 3, 2023 00:35
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gently caress them rides usually it's just the tilt a whirl and the one where you get dropped from a height. Just stuff me with food and put me with the animals where I belong. Bonus points if there's baby chicks.
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Oct 3, 2023 00:36
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I'm going to the big E and putting the Finnish pancake lady's kids through college.
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Oct 3, 2023 00:37
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Only seven tickets to walk through the fun house trailer and none of the moving mechanical parts are working
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Oct 3, 2023 00:37
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One single child in zombieface paint riding the lovely little dragon Rollercoaster by himself.
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Oct 3, 2023 00:39
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Dixville posted:gently caress them rides usually it's just the tilt a whirl and the one where you get dropped from a height. Just stuff me with food and put me with the animals where I belong. Bonus points if there's baby chicks. Every fair I've ever been to has baby chicks. In a big bubble enclosure so everyone can look but not touch. There better be baby chicks.
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Oct 3, 2023 00:44
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I'm going to a STATE fair on Saturday. Jealous much? 
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Oct 3, 2023 01:01
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I gotta crap
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Oct 3, 2023 01:05
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That's a pretty good lookin' cow, I'll take that one. Whad'ya mean I have to bid for it?
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Oct 3, 2023 01:15
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Edward Mass posted:I'm going to a STATE fair on Saturday. Jealous much? the midwest sucks OP
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Oct 3, 2023 01:16
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I’m cheering for the Mercury Topaz wagon over the Chevy Celebrity sedan in the demo derby.
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Oct 3, 2023 01:18
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Chinatown posted:the midwest sucks OP gently caress you our 4h club can beat up your 4h club 
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Oct 3, 2023 01:21
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I'm going to the big E and putting the Finnish pancake lady's kids through college. Oh poo poo I haven't been to the BigE in over a decade. Want to get some clam cakes and Del's lemonade then watch the circus
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Oct 3, 2023 01:22
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*Chugs 32OZ of Sasparilla Time for The Zipper!
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Oct 3, 2023 01:23
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All I can hear is Night Ranger and Kid Rock
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Oct 3, 2023 01:23
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The Zipper
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Oct 3, 2023 01:25
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I'm pissed, we had this at ours, it was called the gravitron. I got to ride it for 2 years then it disappeared and never came back to another fair. What gives, pnw?
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Oct 3, 2023 01:27
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Grey Cat posted:I'm pissed, we had this at ours, it was called the gravitron. I got to ride it for 2 years then it disappeared and never came back to another fair. What gives, pnw?
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Oct 3, 2023 01:35
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Grey Cat posted:I'm pissed, we had this at ours, it was called the gravitron. I got to ride it for 2 years then it disappeared and never came back to another fair. What gives, pnw? yeah gravitron is the true name. The True Name.
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Oct 3, 2023 01:36
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gonna get me some deepfried coca cola and a deepfried twix bar and an elephant ear and some funnel cake and some corn dogs and a coronary bypass and
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Oct 3, 2023 01:40
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redshirt posted:The guy who runs the Gravitron has to sit inside it, in the middle. When I exited the ride I asked him if he got dizzy and he said "all day". Yeah I always found that weird but its probably so people don't do insane stuff inside while its moving. (I would be one of those people)
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Oct 3, 2023 01:42
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Buce posted:yeah gravitron is the true name. The True Name. Colloquially known as The Vomitron for what happens after a couple fried doughs and a poorly tapped draft beer drank through a fun straw.
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Oct 3, 2023 01:48
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Look at me! am Zeluth swaggering around. I have one thing to say! So, long and thank you for the fish.
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Oct 3, 2023 01:49
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Watching the antique hit-and-miss engines go POP SNORT whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh POP SNORT whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh
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Oct 3, 2023 01:50
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Just remember that if you get lost, we'll all just meet-up at the big Ferris wheel. No, not the double Ferris wheel. I said the BIG Ferris wheel. Yeah, the one that couples use to do hand stuff on each other.
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Oct 3, 2023 01:51
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Buce posted:I’m gonna start a new pandemic i have thousands of lone star ticks if you want to collab. pm me.
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Oct 3, 2023 02:15
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*Checks out the prize winning cocks
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Oct 3, 2023 02:49
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Been saving up all year to bet on pig racing. 
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Oct 3, 2023 02:52
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The strong centrifugal force of the starship made me have an explosive funnel cake and corn dog shart
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Oct 3, 2023 02:52
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Chinatown posted:Yeah I always found that weird but its probably so people don't do insane stuff inside while its moving. (I would be one of those people) When I was a kid, every ride on it had at least 2 or 3 drunk guys attempting stupid poo poo. It was awesome.
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Oct 3, 2023 02:53
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redshirt posted:The Zipper I saw one of the carriages fall off the zipper, it was disturbing. The crazy chickens and goats with massive testicles are cool thou
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Oct 3, 2023 03:23
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what’s the prize for eating the most corndogs without chewing?
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Buce posted:what’s the prize for eating the most corndogs without chewing? Throat Goat of the year award.
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