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....Tomorrow. EST. I am going to send a virus to your phone and you are going to hear things, strange things from your phone. This is how you will know it's me. And upon hearing this it will be too late to do anything, I have gleamed your phone's cube. Send money, bitcoin, or dogecoin or a VHS copy of the hit 1996 film of "All Dogs Go to Heaven 2" to my patreon, peacock account, or your preferred crypto service. If you do not send me this I am going to steal photos from your phone and post them somewhere unannounced online. This is your only warning. I prefer small bills in $20's and specifically VHS. Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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*furiously fills phones storage with endless poorly lit pictures of my flaccid penis*
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Oct 3, 2023 17:21
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I'm going to hack your mom at 2:20 PM and by hack I mean have hot sex with
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Oct 3, 2023 17:24
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:I'm going to hack your mom at 2:20 PM and by hack I mean have hot sex with I'm loving ANgRY You're done. You're out. Get out of this loving thread. Your phone is zotted tomorrow you just had to open your loving mouth
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Oct 3, 2023 17:33
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I got one of those blackmail emails telling me a hacker recorded me jerking off on my webcam and to send them bitcoin or else my jack session pictures would be sent to my friends and family. The email included an ancient password I had once used as "proof". Long story short, everyone now knows I have a micropenis.
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Oct 3, 2023 17:35
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sounds good to me pal, hack away!
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Oct 3, 2023 17:51
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Can you at least stop sending me these phishing text messages on signal where you pretend to be an asian girl
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Oct 3, 2023 17:53
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I'm sending the Gayify signal soon
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Oct 3, 2023 17:54
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Ew gross, don't hack up things onto my phone, OP.
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Oct 3, 2023 17:56
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While you're there OP can you swipe right on all of my tinder and grinder matches? my fingers hurt.
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Oct 3, 2023 17:58
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5G ZOMBIES!!!!
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Oct 3, 2023 17:59
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I'm loving ANgRY Yeah I'll be doing that too 
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Oct 3, 2023 17:59
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ill send over my social security, home address, and card numbers if it makes it easier. ive also got some stuff going on at https://www.fidelity.com idk if you can use that but i have it.
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Oct 3, 2023 18:11
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Hack my phone if you must but can pry my ADGtH2 VHS tape from my cold dead gay hands!! 
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Oct 3, 2023 18:13
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Joke's on you, I'm gonna fill my phone with crypto viruses and counter-infect you!
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Oct 3, 2023 18:18
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Can you at least stop sending me these phishing text messages on signal where you pretend to be an asian girl Fine but I will not stop pretending to be an asian girl 
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Oct 3, 2023 18:18
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My Nokia is unhackable, unbreakable, unmistakable
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Oct 3, 2023 18:21
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mister president once again it a system test not hacking, please calm down and stop harassing the goons and please stop trying to sic Commander on that pink haired one when you think no one is looking, that's not very nice and he doesn't need a further taste for blood, troll or no
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Oct 3, 2023 18:35
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Joke’s on you pal, having my phone hacked is my fetish
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Oct 3, 2023 18:37
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Please don't hack me, I'll cum
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Oct 3, 2023 18:46
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Alright I've had enough. You're laughing now but you'll see. 2:20 EST tomorrow. YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!
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Oct 3, 2023 19:33
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Still not seeing a huge amount of cash in my patreon this is your last chance you -WILL- REGRET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nelson Mandingo posted:ITS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So am I 
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Oct 4, 2023 14:24
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Cmon bro, I asked you nicely to stop
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Oct 4, 2023 14:25
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I can't wait to finally have something to do
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Oct 4, 2023 14:30
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If you were a real hacker you would be able to tell me my IP, OP
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Oct 4, 2023 14:30
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Leaving my phone’s hackhole wide open for you op
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Oct 4, 2023 14:33
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Anyone die yet
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Oct 4, 2023 18:19
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I decided to go a couple minutes early. I loving warned you. But you just had to laugh. Now I have all your data. If you want it back then send me the entire Land Before Time series on VHS or $90 to my Paypal account.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:19
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loving loud gently caress you OP what do you think you're doing exactly
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Oct 4, 2023 18:20
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the_end_of_the_world.mov "bout that time, eh lads?"
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Oct 4, 2023 18:20
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I've been hacked!!!!!
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Oct 4, 2023 18:20
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Not sure why but my phone exploded and now I love Joe Biden, homosexuality, and vaccines. Hail Hunter, Hail Bud Light, Hail Taylor Swift
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Oct 4, 2023 18:22
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Hey what the gently caress man, you gave me one message but the person next to me got like three of them in different languages, give me the Spanish phone virus too
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Oct 4, 2023 18:28
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redshirt posted:I've been hacked!!!!! you too? at 11:20 am on the dot I received a Presidential Alert. it made the emergency alert noises and everything. From these facts I can only conclude that: -the President of the United States has hacked everyone's phone itt, and -the OP either is, or knows, President Joe Biden
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Oct 4, 2023 18:28
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Nice job op *smokes cigarette*
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Oct 4, 2023 18:29
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Are you Americans zombie drag queens now or what
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Oct 4, 2023 18:29
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*shrieeeeeeeeeeeeeek*
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SatansOnion posted:you too? at 11:20 am on the dot I received a Presidential Alert. it made the emergency alert noises and everything. From these facts I can only conclude that:  I'm Hunter Biden.
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Metaline posted:Are you Americans zombie drag queens now or what Always were
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