MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

euphronius posted:

My friends

yes hi!!!!!!

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

seven runs? even the phillies bullpen can't possibly blow that lead..... right?

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

in the fish, anybody got some sauce?

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

RIP Florida Men

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i need the franzke call

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Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

God drat

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Walked: Apr 14, 2003

i live about 45min from philadelphia

fireworks going bananas all over around here lmao

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Byron stodt

Hero

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Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

bawfuls posted:

I saw that fanduel commercial on mute and it looks like an add for gambling addiction help. Degenerate gamblers focused on their bets while the rest of the world passes them by at high speed.

Yeah the sports gambling ads are wild. Gambling is becoming way too normalized imo, I have coworkers who have bookies in Vegas and it's not even legal here yet.

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Walked: Apr 14, 2003

wow we're really about to get 4 sweeps in the wild card

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

Byron stodt

Hero

he's better than a certain other phillies second baseman, don't @ me

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SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

bawfuls posted:

I saw that fanduel commercial on mute and it looks like an add for gambling addiction help. Degenerate gamblers focused on their bets while the rest of the world passes them by at high speed.

Sneering down at options for people dealing with addiction issues is always a great look.

You're a legit piece of poo poo.

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Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

bawfuls posted:

seven runs? even the phillies bullpen can't possibly blow that lead..... right?

look,

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Toaster Beef posted:

look,

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

triple sulk posted:

he's better than a certain other phillies second baseman, don't @ me

Tommy herr was a stud how dare you

# ? Oct 5, 2023 02:57

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

The Miami Marlins are dogshit garbage

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MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

If you get swept in the WC you should be banned from the playoffs for a year

# ? Oct 5, 2023 02:58

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Walked posted:

i live about 45min from philadelphia

fireworks going bananas all over around here lmao

its a terrible night to be a car, storefront, or lightpole in the city of philadelphia

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

They're drinking battery acid in Philly tonight!

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Marlins Man would have been a ritual sacrifice in Philly tonight

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Tatsuta Age posted:

its a terrible night to be a car, storefront, or lightpole in the city of philadelphia

Come on, give us credit, we're not such parvenus that we riot over a mere wild card

any more

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Human: Jun 9, 2004; REAL HUMAN. SAFE TO APPROACH.

Popete posted:

They're drinking battery acid in Philly tonight!

I know i am

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Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

triple sulk posted:

he's better than a certain other phillies second baseman, don't @ me

In this house, Mickey Morandini is a hero, END OF STORY

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

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InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

i need the franzke call

They're doing the Harry Kalas thing, you get Tom McCarthy

https://twitter.com/_piccone/status/1709749621587685883#m

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Jesus Christ

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Yikes

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Love tmac

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

They're doing the Harry Kalas thing, you get Tom McCarthy

https://twitter.com/_piccone/status/1709749621587685883#m

it's just not the same

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Sneering down at options for people dealing with addiction issues is always a great look.

You're a legit piece of poo poo.

hello weirdo, gratz on completely missing the point of my post!

The advertisement in question was for Fanduel, a gambling website/app. It was encouraging sports fans to gamble more more more! My post was noticing how this advertisement that is ostensibly supposed to make people want to gamble, looked sad and more like a dire warning about gambling addiction.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

euphronius posted:

Love tmac

i like tmac too, don't get me wrong. franzke is just really, really good on the radio

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InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Red posted:

In this house, Mickey Morandini is a hero, END OF STORY

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Woo nice catch

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

ROJAS

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Nothing Donaldson could do there lol

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Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

One more out Nola

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Wow, great recovery.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:06

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

That sure is one way to make an out.

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rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

Really nothing going right for the Brewers here, even dropped liners

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

End it on a Yelich fly out

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