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In only a few hours the government is going to trigger the mRNA vaccine with 5G waves and turn all vaxxxxed people into zombies. So how are you preparing for being a zombie? I’m making sure to be wearing a coat, boots, and other warm clothes when the signal comes. Winter is coming and I don’t want my zombie body to be cold. Also a helmet. Zombies are notoriously vulnerable in the head. I don’t have a bullet-proof helmet but I do have a motorcycle helmet that should protect against baseball bats and stabbing weapons.
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Oct 4, 2023 13:42
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Puts on my "The Zombies" T-shirt and cranks "Zombie" by The Cranberrys on repeat
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Oct 4, 2023 13:46
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Full suit of armor. Not only will I be safe from headshots, I'll also freak out all the unvaxxed survivors by making them think I'm a medieval guy back for revenge.
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Oct 4, 2023 13:51
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Nothing. Just gonna wing it, see what happens.
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Oct 4, 2023 13:58
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Epic 2010-rear end thread
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Oct 4, 2023 13:59
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don't be rude 
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Oct 4, 2023 15:02
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A Fancy Hat posted:Full suit of armor. Not only will I be safe from headshots, I'll also freak out all the unvaxxed survivors by making them think I'm a medieval guy back for revenge. Nice. With a reduction to slashing damage you’ll be well positioned to defeat any 4-man teams of survivors that aren’t also packing blunt weapons. The Bramble fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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Oct 4, 2023 15:06
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Remember to unlock your doors. You don’t want to be that zombie who’s trapped in his apartment for the first year of the outbreak.
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Oct 4, 2023 15:12
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The Management posted:Remember to unlock your doors. You don’t want to be that zombie who’s trapped in his apartment for the first year of the outbreak. Best just to go outside so you can be assured of being a free range zombie.
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Oct 4, 2023 15:17
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Invite some folks you don’t like that much over and have them turn their phones off so you’ve got some fresh brains to eat. The Change is hungry work and it’ll be nice to start your new unlife on a full stomach.
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Oct 4, 2023 15:19
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Oct 4, 2023 15:26
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I personally will be wearing a shirt and shoes, but no pants or underwear. My hope is that the unvaxxed survivors will be so disturbed and distracted by the sight of my zombified junk that I’ll have a good chance of devouring a few of them. Gotta stay fed!
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Oct 4, 2023 15:48
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I think I have a pretty solid game plan derived from the SNL skit, "Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies." written up by zombie expert and expert Zombie, Conan O'brien. 
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Oct 4, 2023 16:41
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Probably the best prep you can do is mental prep. The extreme culture shock when it sets in that your old life is over, and this new one isn't nearly as charming or as temporary as media depicts, will be enough to drive anyone to suicidal thoughts. Society is dead. Maybe dead for good. No more doordash, new tech, new drugs, new shows, new anything. My advice is to try preparing yourself for a lifetime of loneliness and abject misery. Anyone new you meet is destined to betray you for table scraps, and any moments of life affirming humanity are a pipe dream that will get you killed trying to chase. Alternatively, you can prepare to get yourself to get bitten first thing and walk amongst the planets new idiot overlords for as long as the virus keeps your corpse propped up. Experience the ecstasy if your ego death.
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Oct 4, 2023 17:06
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sure okay posted:Probably the best prep you can do is mental prep. The extreme culture shock when it sets in that your old life is over, and this new one isn't nearly as charming or as temporary as media depicts, will be enough to drive anyone to suicidal thoughts. Just skip to 37:10 https://archive.org/details/saturday-night-live-s-15-e-08-robert-wagner-linda-ronstadt-aaron-neville
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Oct 4, 2023 17:17
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I’d like to organize a flash zombie mob outside of some prominent anti-vaxxer’s house.
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Oct 4, 2023 17:56
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I'm gonna see if white people brain's taste different than black brains.
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Oct 4, 2023 17:58
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I'm gonna get my nipples out and eat an overcoat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo
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Oct 4, 2023 18:06
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I...can....feel myself.......changing
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Oct 4, 2023 18:20
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Gonna put on a silly costume so the Player Character gets +5 style points when they do a backflip and slice me down the middle.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:20
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redshirt posted:I...can....feel myself.......changing Getting to urge for fightin' with tanks and bombs and bombs and guns?
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Oct 4, 2023 18:23
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honestly, if the zombie poo poo happened and it was like a real horror walking dead type poo poo where its not just contained pretty quick. id probably just steal enough meds from the pharmacy to survive for a while and then just hunker down in my house and wait for the end.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:23
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EAT A BRAIN MORANS
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Oct 4, 2023 18:25
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I'm trying so hard to not be a racist zombie out here.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:28
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redshirt posted:I...can....feel myself.......changing I suddenly have the urge to pay $8 a month for X.com blue.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:30
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I'm still here I think because I was coincidentally on the toilet, passing the biggest poo poo of my LIFE that I managed to expel the Marburg virus the moment the vaccine signal was triggered. Now I have another problem....clogged toilet.... Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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Oct 4, 2023 18:31
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a zombie apocalypse can't stand up to the climate apocalypse. zombies are even less capable of coping with extreme heat, storms, fires, and flooding than humans.
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Oct 4, 2023 18:44
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Biden! 
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Oct 4, 2023 19:25
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Haha I threw a brick at a zombie
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Oct 4, 2023 19:35
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Upon reflection it may have been a guy driving a pickup truck, who can say?
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Oct 4, 2023 19:36
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need to stock up on baja blast and doritos for sure probably find all the (good) CoD games and hole up with a gas generator to keep the lights on and keep beating the campaigns until this whole thing blows over
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Oct 4, 2023 19:47
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Pre-poo poo my pants so my odor makes zombies think I already died
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Oct 4, 2023 19:58
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I have some big plans for the zombie apocalypse. I'm going to put on a bullet proof helmet and some kind of neck armour and become a really level zombie, worth more points. I should get some body armour and put sharp metal spikes all over it!
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Oct 4, 2023 20:00
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How come zombies don't eat each other?
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Oct 4, 2023 20:02
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Gonna put on a silly costume so the Player Character gets +5 style points when they do a backflip and slice me down the middle. I was gonna do this, but because I want to be a named zombie in the credits. Maybe Ranger Zombie. Or Circus Zombie.
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Oct 4, 2023 20:29
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:How come zombies don't eat each other? Because that'd be against the teachings of the bible.
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Oct 4, 2023 20:37
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hoarding a case of analog pornography just in case OP
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Oct 4, 2023 20:39
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i take kratom daily as one of its less known effects is that it wards of zombies. my wife is still considering leaving me over my drug use though.
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Oct 4, 2023 20:41
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Triikan posted:Because that'd be against the teachings of the bible. Or it's simply a "team" thing in the same way how vampires don't drink each other's blood.
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Oct 4, 2023 20:48
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i will live behind a waterfall and they’ll never hear me
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