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I want to talk about Otis's back story and how Grazer was robbed last year. Also the stream dorks saved a hiker a few weeks ago and that's pretty neat.
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Fat Bears are on Grindr, op
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Oct 5, 2023 02:22
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We should create a more welcoming fat bear environment, lure them here. Salmon and picnic baskets should work.
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Oct 5, 2023 02:25
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https://explore.org/meet-the-bears I think Otis has the backstory to win, but will the voters agree?
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Oct 5, 2023 02:26
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I just turn off my monitor.
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Oct 5, 2023 03:09
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Nice honeypot thread, OP, you got me. 🍯🐻 Now where's the honey? I was told there was a whole pot of it here! 
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Oct 5, 2023 03:39
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none of those bears are even remotely fat
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Bad Purchase posted:none of those bears are even remotely fat wtf ok please show me what a fat bear looks like then.
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Oct 5, 2023 04:10
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flubber nuts posted:wtf ok please show me what a fat bear looks like then. Turn your monitor off.
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Bearorb
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Oct 5, 2023 04:34
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If you make out the shape of the bear’s head and limbs, it’s not fat enough
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Oct 5, 2023 04:45
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Turn your monitor off. no you do that ok because the thread is the fat bear thread and there were no fat bears. ive brought the fat bears and now everyones mad at me?
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Oct 5, 2023 05:29
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All sympathy to Otis but he is just not that fat
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Oct 5, 2023 05:39
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I want to pet the chonky bears.
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Oct 5, 2023 07:21
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Otis is getting up there in age, but I love his fishing technique. 
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Oct 5, 2023 07:37
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if you gaze for long into an chonky bear, the chunky bear gazes also into you. Than it eats you. Than you become the chonky bear. Well part of the chonky part anyway.
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Oct 5, 2023 09:45
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dr_rat posted:if you gaze for long into an chonky bear, the chunky bear gazes also into you. I could beat any of those fat bears... by running away.
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BigBadSteve posted:I could beat any of those fat bears... by running away. Not with all the bear gazing you'll be doing! Their gaze back is very hypnotic.
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Oct 5, 2023 09:51
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I forgot to factor in that I'm too plump to run far. So I guess I would be fat bear food.
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Oct 5, 2023 10:09
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Sorry op we don't make threads about YOUR MOM haha gottem
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Oct 5, 2023 10:32
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Dixville posted:Sorry op we don't make threads about YOUR MOM haha gottem Lol that this loser doesn't know about all the thread about OP's mom!!!
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Grazer was robbed 
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BigBadSteve posted:I forgot to factor in that I'm too plump to run far. So I guess I would be fat bear food. You don't have to outrun the bear, just your hiking partner. A gentleman from Prague and a gentleman from Warsaw were out hunting one day. They happened upon a mama bear and a papa bear. The bears ambushed and each ate one of the Europeans. When the Park Rangers caught the bears and opened them up, they discovered the Polish gentleman in the female bear. The Rangers then knew that the Czech was in the mail.
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