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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I want to talk about Otis's back story and how Grazer was robbed last year. Also the stream dorks saved a hiker a few weeks ago and that's pretty neat.

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maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

Fat Bears are on Grindr, op

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
We should create a more welcoming fat bear environment, lure them here. Salmon and picnic baskets should work.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
https://explore.org/meet-the-bears

I think Otis has the backstory to win, but will the voters agree?

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

I just turn off my monitor.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
Nice honeypot thread, OP, you got me. 🍯🐻

Now where's the honey? I was told there was a whole pot of it here! :byobear:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005






















Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




none of those bears are even remotely fat

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Bad Purchase posted:

none of those bears are even remotely fat

wtf ok please show me what a fat bear looks like then.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

flubber nuts posted:

wtf ok please show me what a fat bear looks like then.

Turn your monitor off.

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

Bearorb

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

If you make out the shape of the bearís head and limbs, itís not fat enough

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Turn your monitor off.

no you do that ok because the thread is the fat bear thread and there were no fat bears. ive brought the fat bears and now everyones mad at me?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003




Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
All sympathy to Otis but he is just not that fat

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005



I want to pet the chonky bears.

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
Otis is getting up there in age, but I love his fishing technique. :buddy:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
if you gaze for long into an chonky bear, the chunky bear gazes also into you.

Than it eats you. Than you become the chonky bear.

Well part of the chonky part anyway.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

dr_rat posted:

if you gaze for long into an chonky bear, the chunky bear gazes also into you.

Than it eats you. Than you become the chonky bear.

Well part of the chonky part anyway.

I could beat any of those fat bears... by running away.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

BigBadSteve posted:

I could beat any of those fat bears... by running away.

Not with all the bear gazing you'll be doing!

Their gaze back is very hypnotic.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

I forgot to factor in that I'm too plump to run far. So I guess I would be fat bear food.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Sorry op we don't make threads about YOUR MOM haha gottem

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Dixville posted:

Sorry op we don't make threads about YOUR MOM haha gottem

Lol that this loser doesn't know about all the thread about OP's mom!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Grazer was robbed :colbert:

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Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Guerilla warfare is so inhumane!

BigBadSteve posted:

I forgot to factor in that I'm too plump to run far. So I guess I would be fat bear food.

You don't have to outrun the bear, just your hiking partner.

A gentleman from Prague and a gentleman from Warsaw were out hunting one day. They happened upon a mama bear and a papa bear. The bears ambushed and each ate one of the Europeans. When the Park Rangers caught the bears and opened them up, they discovered the Polish gentleman in the female bear. The Rangers then knew that the Czech was in the mail.

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