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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Dbacks are such a 2002 Angels rear end team

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Sorry Phillies goons, the vibes were there, just not the hits.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Canned Sunshine posted:

Lol get hosed Phillies!
that wasn't insincere

your dudes showed up, ours didn't, it's a deserved win

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

YeahTubaMike posted:

So, Carroll or Sewald for MVP?

Uh it's Ketel Marte and it's not even close

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

CapnAndy posted:

gartz snek fans, your team wasn't better

but they were the ones who actually felt like playing baseball, and that counts more

Lol

simble
May 11, 2004

Marte mvp for sure

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Ah yes I forgot that people don’t matter if they don’t live on a coast, you’re right

Let them bathe in their ignorance it’s funnier that way

Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
Well at least the Astros lost

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I've been rooting for the Phillies the entire playoffs, but I will still have a hearty lol if they blow it at home twice.

lol

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Someone cut to that decibel meter!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Aw dunk

Sorry fellow Philly goons

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Gorman Thomas posted:

Dbacks are such a 2002 Angels rear end team

The original meme team

waffy
Oct 31, 2010
Wasn’t Carroll actually lovely for like the whole serious prior to this game

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Grem posted:

Uh it's Ketel Marte and it's not even close

It’s going to be Carroll for reasons

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Bip Roberts posted:

Pennsylvania is landlocked

New Jersey isn’t!

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

Go dbacks

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

yea ok posted:

Loser city loses again. Lol.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.
Bye bye Philly lmao

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I predicted Texas/Arizona back in March. You'll have to just take my word for it

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Homeybeef posted:

Well at least the Astros lost

At least they poo poo the bed and got it over with early

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Bregor posted:

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Baseball is bullshit but none of the other WC teams can currently string 3 good games together at all


Famous last words
Friend let me tell you about Corbin Carroll and the Arizona Diamondbacks :ohdear::ohdear::ohdear:

lol called it

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
Congrats Arizona.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I predicted Texas/Arizona back in March. You'll have to just take my word for it

:eyepop:

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


the worst part is triple sulk is gonna wake up tomorrow and look at their phone first thing and get the bad news. just awful stuff to wake up to

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I predicted Texas/Arizona back in March. You'll have to just take my word for it

Yeah well I predicted it in February

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Welp, time to watch my dogshit garbage hockey team

This World Series is gonna loving suck

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Yeah well I predicted it in February

Yeah well mine goes to another school and you don't know her

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Rest in Phillies, Phillies.

Arizona/Texas. What a World Series. What is that, 20 years since Arizona's last title and NEVER for the Rangers?

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Tatsuta Age posted:

the worst part is triple sulk is gonna wake up tomorrow and look at their phone first thing and get the bad news. just awful stuff to wake up to

lol

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Grem posted:

Uh it's Ketel Marte and it's not even close

Marte loving destroyed the Phillies and they kept throwing baseballs to him for some reason

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

MJeff posted:

Rest in Phillies, Phillies.

Arizona/Texas. What a World Series. What is that, 20 years since Arizona's last title and NEVER for the Rangers?

Correct

Also lmao at the Padres who spent a quarter bil to miss the playoffs, meanwhile the scrappy annoying Dbacks win a pennant

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010
Suck It, Rob Manfred

congratulations to the Rangers and Diamondbacks

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Poque posted:

I kinda think Alek Thomas

Grem posted:

Uh it's Ketel Marte and it's not even close

euphronius posted:

It’s going to be Carroll for reasons

Tbh I was being kind of facetious after the announcers speculated about it :v:

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

I'll say it again, topper lost us that series

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The nice thing about being a transplant to this city is that I can enjoy the ups of its pro sports teams while its down pass around me and through me like the frickin Litany Against Fear

Phils are better than my Tigers at least

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Comments section on The Athletic is gonna be hilarious, some of those dudes were smug as gently caress even after yesterday

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life

Red posted:

Marte loving destroyed the Phillies and they kept throwing baseballs to him for some reason

Over and over. Like not even a thought to walk him.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

MJeff posted:

Rest in Phillies, Phillies.

Arizona/Texas. What a World Series. What is that, 20 years since Arizona's last title and NEVER for the Rangers?

Yup. 2001 for Arizona when everyone was rooting for the Yankees because of 9/11. And the only two times Texas got to the World Series they lost (2010, 2011 loving David Freese)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


after reading about how the diamondbacks wouldn't be able to handle the Passionate Philly Sports Asylum, it is extremely funny that they went out like this in a silent mausoleum

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Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



...! posted:

Welp, time to watch my dogshit garbage hockey team

This World Series is gonna loving suck

I can hear Manfred saying that already while his advertisers cancel in droves. Congrats SNEKs, crush the Rangers!

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