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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Semien up with the bases loaded and two outs is like the best batter for this scenario for Houston

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Should get a run for hitting the roof

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Did that hit the roof?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Should get a run for hitting the roof

it hit in foul territory, I think if it hits in fair territory it's in play

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Omfg

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
that's great Verlander finds a way out of jams but maybe he should consider not getting into them

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

verlander was at like 15 pitches with 2 outs

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




So

loving

Lucky.

Beyond fortunate it was only one run

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Semien does not get anything done right now

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
booooooooooooo

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Thank loving god

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Lucky to get out of that mess.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

Semien does not get anything done right now

Missing the hanging slider and fastball back to back was brutal.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

maffew buildings posted:

that's great Verlander finds a way out of jams but maybe he should consider not getting into them

Just giving everyone a good show, he's still got this. :mildpanic:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

maffew buildings posted:

that's great Verlander finds a way out of jams but maybe he should consider not getting into them

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Oh man, you loser Semien

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Try not to panic too hard, Astros fans. Evan Carter has that effect on people.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Need double digit runs this inning to stand a chance

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I know Abreu wants to see some pitches but man you gotta swing at that middle middle curveball

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Intruder posted:

I know Abreu wants to see some pitches but man you gotta swing at that middle middle curveball

well what do I know? really nice AB there

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Why has Tucker been such loving poo poo this postseason :negative:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Gg Rangers, see you tomorrow

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Lot of warning track shots

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Yeah it's gonna be Rangers 1 after today.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Feel free to run the count up, Rangers. I'd prefer it

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Garver if you are going to loving swing, swing. I don't know what this half assed thing is but it's dogshit

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Verlander not getting any Ks is going to cook this game

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
A clean inning!

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

...! posted:

A clean inning!

It was an odd numbered inning.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Shinjobi posted:

Feel free to run the count up, Rangers. I'd prefer it

The Astros are already hosed, no need for the Rangers to run up the score or the pitch count

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

I'd suggest the "drink every time John Smoltz says something wrong" drinking game but I don't want to kill anyone

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol way to walk Maldonado

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Woof

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
He's not taking the first pitch

*takes first pitch*

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Man are we really to the point where 94 is derisively referred to as “not lighting up the radar gun”

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Haha, this could end poorly

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Maldonaslow

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Some guy in the stands going as Jeff Lunhow for Halloween

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Phew that was terrifying

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Shinjobi posted:

Haha, this could end poorly

It did :(

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