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redshirt posted:Tangentially, how about those lazy folks who park in the fire lane right in front of the exit? Am I right? I've seen firefighters gently caress someone's car up to get a hose through before, it's pretty funny
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Archonex posted:Go drink some milk You when you see Agent Sebastian:
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:20 |
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Defenders of the Cart Narc Victims
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:21 |
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Me when I see Agent Sebastian:
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:26 |
I own a small cart manufacturer and the demand for bespoke shopping carts is really low since COVID. We have a new model better suited for today's mass consumer but Big Cart has industry on lock. So I've been going into parking lots and leaving a few carts in them to get slotted into the rotation. Sooner or later they're going to need new carts and with mine already in the mix, I'll be the natural place to go for more.
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# ? Oct 21, 2023 23:56 |
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SatansOnion posted:forcing retail workers to deal with your toilet-clogging opioid-induced bowel rocks: haha, funy joak tbui
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 01:24 |
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Khanstant posted:I own a small cart manufacturer and the demand for bespoke shopping carts is really low since COVID. We have a new model better suited for today's mass consumer but Big Cart has industry on lock. So I've been going into parking lots and leaving a few carts in them to get slotted into the rotation. Sooner or later they're going to need new carts and with mine already in the mix, I'll be the natural place to go for more. Be careful!!
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 02:23 |
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pencilhands posted:tbui This is the kind of posting you learn at Wizard Master University
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 02:25 |
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Could mods just give pencilhands and wizard master the exact same account info so that they'd be indistinguishable from one another from a front end user's perspective? I think it would streamline things around here.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 05:33 |
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name them Pencil Master and Wizard Hands
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 05:50 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:name them Pencil Master and Wizard Hands
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 05:51 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:name them Pencil Master and Wizard Hands
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 05:52 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:name them Pencil Master and Wizard Hands
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:01 |
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Or name one Pencilmaster the Wizardhands and the other Wizardpencil the Handmaster and don't tell anyone which is which
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:05 |
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Lt. Cock posted:Could mods just give pencilhands and wizard master the exact same account info so that they'd be indistinguishable from one another from a front end user's perspective? I think it would streamline things around here. pencilhands got a poster banned in this thread, hes the indisputable top dog
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:10 |
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Pekinduck posted:pencilhands got a poster banned in this thread, hes the indisputable top dog He gets an award for Forums Posting Valor While Under Duress of Friendly Fire
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:13 |
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Retail rules. I'll bring them inside after my smoko break.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:21 |
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Treecko posted:Retail rules. Retail worker power: the cops will assume you're the only sane person in the parking lot. Tell the cops the cart karen made a credible death threat. Tell the cops the guy in the tactical vest made a credible death threat.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 06:38 |
I've never gotten any retail job I applied for because I always fail the personality test when it asks about cart narcketeering.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 07:20 |
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Remember that cart zombie wall in 28 Days Later? That guy's got some explaining to do.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 13:15 |
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huh posted:You when you see Agent Sebastian: "Get away from me, b'gawk"? Also I've updated my stance after watching him bully the handicapped lady. Invisible disabilities are a thing, gently caress that dude.
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 13:58 |
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In which to summon cart narcs final boss
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 14:59 |
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Deputy Claire on the case
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 18:07 |
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Treecko posted:Retail rules. nice
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 19:31 |
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temple posted:Deputy Claire on the case
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 19:43 |
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GBS hates women. Edit: I'm not posting any more pro-Cart Narc comments though, after reading about his bad attitude to the homeless and the possibly genuinely disabled. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Oct 22, 2023 |
# ? Oct 22, 2023 20:06 |
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Archonex posted:The weak should consume the cart narc to take his powers and outfit I'm way stronger than this cart narc idiot and I already SAID I was going to kill and eat him, like 8 pages ago just be patient already jeez
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 20:48 |
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as much as you're trying to impress whoever that is, this isn't the selfies thread
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 22:14 |
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gotta admit i did not expect the cart narc to look like that, this is roughly how i pictured him:
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# ? Oct 22, 2023 23:44 |
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call me Hazybones cuz Im on smoko gonna watch the traffic roll in and slam this 4-loko then after that I'll scoop the carts into a horde slam a straight T-Bone right into your Ford parking lot Superstar (based on a true story)
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 00:07 |
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I pictured him to look like a dorkier, scrawnier version of the TF2 Scout.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 01:06 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm way stronger than this cart narc idiot and I already SAID I was going to kill and eat him, like 8 pages ago just be patient already jeez Alas, the rule of dibs foils my plans once again
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 01:10 |
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Archonex posted:I mentioned it before but loving with people's cars with magnets is a no go. All someone has to do is say that he scratched the paint job and whoops that's vandalism get hosed cart weirdo. The police, your insurance, and any lawyers will (assuming competence) take that just as seriously as if someone walked by your car and deliberately keyed it. That it's on camera means this guy would be hosed. Which makes me wonder if he ever hasn't uploaded video to help get away with that sort of gently caress up given the sheer number of videos he has doing this. Lazybones spotted, other lazybones have tried this and lol at proving damages. This dude made dr phil really angry so he's good.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 03:25 |
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MAGNETS WILL DAMAGE THE PAINT AND THE INTERNALS!
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 03:30 |
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BigBadSteve posted:GBS hates women. Lazybonesitis isn’t a real disability.
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 04:01 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:I pictured him to look like a dorkier, scrawnier version of the TF2 Scout. Remarkably similar to what I pictured, I didn't even realize I was thinking of the tf2 scout until you said it. I think it's the voice?
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 06:25 |
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great big cardboard tube posted:Remarkably similar to what I pictured, I didn't even realize I was thinking of the tf2 scout until you said it. I think it's the voice? i was also thinking of the scout but like in cargo shorts and polo shirt
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# ? Oct 23, 2023 06:43 |