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Filling the entire sink basin with water just to wash your hands ~Just Grandpa Things~
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Wearing the worlds most high waisted pants ~Just Grandpa Things~
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Oct 31, 2023 01:28
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Styptic pencils and BC Powder
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Oct 31, 2023 01:31
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Hat with a snap on the front
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Oct 31, 2023 01:32
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pressed pants with the seam up the front ~just grandpa things~
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Oct 31, 2023 01:39
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Ripping the foulest rear end allllll the time and your asscrack is constantly hanging out of your pants enough to practically see your rear end in a top hat. That was my grandpa anyways.
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Oct 31, 2023 01:41
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Poking people with my cane, and pointing around with it ~Just Grandpa Things~
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Oct 31, 2023 01:42
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Black licorice and Necco wafers
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Oct 31, 2023 01:42
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got no teeth
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Oct 31, 2023 01:42
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having sex with grandma constantly
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Oct 31, 2023 01:43
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Drinking his 5th martini after playing racquet ball all day. (Grandson realizing that his gramps is probably in better shape than him) ~Just Grandpa Things~
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Oct 31, 2023 01:43
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where's our home grown grandpas? I know we have to have more than a few. I want facts from the source.
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Oct 31, 2023 01:45
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yelling incomprehensibly at Hockey Night in Canada ~just grandpa things~
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Oct 31, 2023 01:46
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Laughing out loud when your grandkids repeat the racial slurs you are always peppering into your stories ~just grandpa things~
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Oct 31, 2023 01:49
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Pops two Blue Chews before the ice cream social at the retirement center
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Oct 31, 2023 01:50
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Slips you money at the end of the visit
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Oct 31, 2023 01:53
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Is racist
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Oct 31, 2023 01:57
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maybeadracula posted:Slips you money at the end of the visit That's ~Just Grandma Things~ in my family. And she'd always try to be so discreet. So badly. lol. RIP, love you. Grandma, when have we ever shook hands? It was like a bad drug handoff. Or just trying to shove money in my pocket. Bless her heart. She was a good lady. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Oct 31, 2023 |
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Oct 31, 2023 02:00
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a grandfatherly neighbor gave me fresh peppermint to chew on whenever i talked to him when I was like 4-5. i didn't like it at all, but i learned to humor him because I liked spending time with him and didn't want to disappoint. his name was Herb
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Oct 31, 2023 02:01
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Has serially cheated on his wife throughout their marriage.
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Oct 31, 2023 02:01
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Scammed out of $3000 for driveway resurfacing 
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Oct 31, 2023 02:02
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Grimacing at two men holding hands Watching MASH but agreeing with Major Burns Being surprised at all the "heavy girls" on TV these days My grandpas sucked lmao
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Oct 31, 2023 02:06
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Leaving the public men’s room stall covered in poo poo like a bomb went off in the toilet ~Just Grandpa Things~
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Oct 31, 2023 02:07
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~Dead~
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Oct 31, 2023 02:07
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Can play cribbage like a motherfuck.
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Oct 31, 2023 02:09
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Cribbage is greatPunkinhead posted:
Your grandpa was a ferret face
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Oct 31, 2023 02:09
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Having a little party with the fellas
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Oct 31, 2023 02:09
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Has a box of Nazi trophies from WWII that the family only finds after you died 👀
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Oct 31, 2023 02:11
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Balls teabagging the bowl whilst sitting on the john
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Oct 31, 2023 02:14
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Now you see that thats an AMERICAN car! Detroit steel! they dont MAKE EM like they used too!
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Oct 31, 2023 02:15
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Not blaming it on the boogie.
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Oct 31, 2023 02:22
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Crushes your hand every time you see him, telling you a real man shakes harder.
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Oct 31, 2023 02:25
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My name for my gramps was bobo. His name was John idk either
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Oct 31, 2023 06:18
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Newspapers
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Oct 31, 2023 06:28
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not being alive
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Oct 31, 2023 06:28
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Wheat germ and fish oil pills
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Oct 31, 2023 06:40
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Reclined in an armchair 80% of the time, watching the news reports Grumpy 80% of the time
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Oct 31, 2023 07:08
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grandad gay, so what ~Just Grandpa Things~
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Oct 31, 2023 07:21
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getting real worked up and visibility irritated about any music made after 1945
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working outside all day and coming in reeking of underarm sweat and thereby creating pleasant connotations of that smell for the rest of my life (that was the other granddad)
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