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blight rhino posted:That's ~Just Grandma Things~ Lol that’s really sweet  ~just Grandpa Things~ *Dies of rear end cancer*
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Spends all day on the porch listening to intercepted phonecalls with a receiver set, complains that the government is part of a conspiracy to spy on people.
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Oct 31, 2023 09:04
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Oct 31, 2023 09:15
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Fartington Butts posted:Wheat germ and fish oil pills Folks of any age can benefit from these things, friend.
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Oct 31, 2023 10:43
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Screaming out the N word every time a black person is on the tv. Not letting my mother have any Protestant friends (not Belfast during the Troubles, 1970s Lowell, MA) hosed up by Korean War, pulls strings with buddies on draft board to keep sons out of Vietnam Loses legs to diabetes because he won’t give up beers and fried clams Dies one day before my first birthday, this setting a pall over it forever
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Oct 31, 2023 10:57
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Still driving. Car has a new mark every time you see it. Has a cute story about how he bribed his way to a full license. JGT
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Oct 31, 2023 11:12
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Tearing up trash into the smallest possible pieces, in order to fit as much trash as possible in a trash bag.
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Oct 31, 2023 12:02
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Getting angry about mixed-race couples in commercials
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Killingyouguy! posted:yelling
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Oct 31, 2023 12:30
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telling my parents they'll never babysit making my family stay home on christmas because I was sick a week ago telling a cousin that I shouldn't be living with my gf before marriage neglecting all like 11 grandkids to give all attention to the firstborn boy my grandparents sucked poo poo and I'm glad they're dead
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Oct 31, 2023 12:48
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Be waited on hand and foot by your mother and then your wife and live 85 years without ever learning to look after yourself. When your wife is in hospital, pester your daughter every day with questions like "how often should I change underwear"
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Oct 31, 2023 12:50
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blight rhino posted:where's our home grown grandpas? I know we have to have more than a few. Tbh that's what I was expecting when I clicked this thread, because my grandpa has been dead since before I was born so I can't properly contribute blight rhino posted:That's ~Just Grandma Things~  I remember going over to my grandma's place hoping that she'd give me a $20 this time, because she gave me anywhere between $1 and $20 but it was impossible to know in advancegit apologist posted:working outside all day and coming in reeking of underarm sweat and thereby creating pleasant connotations of that smell for the rest of my life (that was the other granddad) When I went off to college & went to my first few parties, I remember thinking "why does it smell like my great-grandfather in here?  " and it definitely took me longer than it should have to put together that I literally never saw him without a beer whenever I visited him & my great-grandmother
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Oct 31, 2023 13:50
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YeahTubaMike posted:
Your grandmother understood gambling psychology and wanted to foster an addiction to visiting grandma 
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Oct 31, 2023 14:01
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blight rhino posted:Grandma, when have we ever shook hands? It was like a bad drug handoff. Fuckin hell, that's a blast from the past
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Killingyouguy! posted:Your grandmother understood gambling psychology and wanted to foster an addiction to visiting grandma Lol
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Oct 31, 2023 14:04
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Killingyouguy! posted:Your grandmother understood gambling psychology and wanted to foster an addiction to visiting grandma Having pets and a super cool son who had a shitload of video games and letting me drink soda & WHOLE milk (my mom only ever had skim) wasn't enough bribery for her liking
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Oct 31, 2023 14:06
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Getting angry about mixed-race couples in commercials Nick DiPaulo Things
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Oct 31, 2023 14:56
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Grandpa loved to drink, so for one of his birthdays Dad got him this giant oversized bottle of Seagrams 7, his goto drink. He finished it in short order, but I'll always remember him cursing while trying to pour this giant bottle without spilling. My family kept the empty bottle for a long time to keep change in. I wonder where it is now....
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Oct 31, 2023 15:36
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Weird prejudice against Italian food ~Just Grandpa Things~
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dying to no fanfare
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