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here you go kids
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Oct 31, 2023 16:56
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I give out mysterious red envelopes with a wax seal that contain either cash or an ancient curse.
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Oct 31, 2023 16:57
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Here you go OP
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Oct 31, 2023 17:10
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Oct 31, 2023 17:34
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*turns off porch light
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Oct 31, 2023 17:37
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https://youtube.com/shorts/3RzWQPJ8_WA?si=TlQuKuDFeQYe-dap
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Oct 31, 2023 17:43
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*gets shot through the door by scared 80 year old man*
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Pennywise the Frown posted:*gets shot through the door by scared 80 year old man* agh im going to squat on crazy batshit gun mans roof!!! i hope he has children in the home while i squat barefoot onto his badly done roof and push out me colon snakes. his wife is probably cozy in her snuggly fleece wizard looking robe and the man is drinking a beer. they are not expecting something so bizarre as a child like me to be making GBS threads above them. ahaha im a gradeschool kid who is drinking gin out of a gatorade bottle and now im shot in the stomach by a stupid as gently caress person from the worst state in the country. aaaagh im gutshot and me turds are pouring out silly putty like from the birdshot that riddle me full of deathholes. hail satan death to america i was in band and i was learning clare de lune on the oboe and my mother loved me but now im dead because of guns and idiots.
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Oct 31, 2023 17:44
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Nice try "this is the Zodiac" I'm not opening the door up!!!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:*gets shot through the door by scared 80 year old man* Trick: avoided. Treat: retained.
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Oct 31, 2023 17:47
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every time im in the street i hear *yawk yawk yawk*
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EorayMel posted:agh im going to squat on crazy batshit gun mans roof!!! i hope he has children in the home while i squat barefoot onto his badly done roof and push out me colon snakes. his wife is probably cozy in her snuggly fleece wizard looking robe and the man is drinking a beer. they are not expecting something so bizarre as a child like me to be making GBS threads above them. ahaha im a gradeschool kid who is drinking gin out of a gatorade bottle and now im shot in the stomach by a stupid as gently caress person from the worst state in the country. aaaagh im gutshot and me turds are pouring out silly putty like from the birdshot that riddle me full of deathholes. hail satan death to america i was in band and i was learning clare de lune on the oboe and my mother loved me but now im dead because of guns and idiots. You ok there buddy?
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Oct 31, 2023 18:07
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Here ya go, kid. Just take one
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Oct 31, 2023 18:12
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You ok there buddy? ilovebeersooomuch posted:Here ya go, kid. Just take one Now I am 
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Oct 31, 2023 18:20
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I didnt even get any fentanyl candy this year 
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Oct 31, 2023 18:30
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Here ya go, kid. Just take one No one was watching. I took them all, gently caress you.
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Oct 31, 2023 18:41
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Pennywise the Frown posted:You ok there buddy? it's worth noting that this thread contains seth's old name - his secret name
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Oct 31, 2023 18:57
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I wish I had kids knocking on my door looking for sweets. I just get my neighbours coming asking where they can get weed or cheap tobacco. Or if I can go to the bar to get them vodka because they've been barred. Town turned into a real shithole in the five years I was away but that's everywhere in the UK now. There, that's my happy little treat for GBS, Happy Halloween!
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Oct 31, 2023 19:11
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If you know a mod’s True Name they can’t probe you
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:If you know a mod’s True Name they can’t probe you It's basically the Mister Mxyzptlk method
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Oct 31, 2023 19:31
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Valko posted:I wish I had kids knocking on my door looking for sweets. I just get my neighbours coming asking where they can get weed or cheap tobacco. Or if I can go to the bar to get them vodka because they've been barred. Town turned into a real shithole in the five years I was away but that's everywhere in the UK now. Have you tried just leaving one of these on your porch with a few glugs of vodka poured in? 
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Oct 31, 2023 19:32
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Konar posted:here you go kids I like these so thanks. Got any weed filled snickers or whatever the scare candy is too?
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Oct 31, 2023 19:33
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finally i can get rid of all this fentanyl i have lying around
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both 
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Oct 31, 2023 19:51
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Have you tried just leaving one of these on your porch with a few glugs of vodka poured in? I could leave that outside my door, empty, and find something more dangerous and addictive than vodka in it in the morning. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 31, 2023 21:25
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Valko posted:I could leave that outside my door, empty, and find something more dangerous and addictive than vodka in it in the morning. trick granted
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Oct 31, 2023 21:31
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mfao
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Oct 31, 2023 21:37
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valko comes back with an epically long post and picture of bloody face and hands after Halloween, lamenting his smashed up jack o lantern that he had to do battle with rowdy youths to defend, warning about the dangers of substance abuse
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Oct 31, 2023 21:40
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This is posting about Halloween drugs. And this is your brain on posting about Halloween drugs.
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Oct 31, 2023 21:42
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Here have some sharp metal and free drugs
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Oct 31, 2023 21:48
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trick!
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Oct 31, 2023 21:51
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We are known as the "potato house". Every year I grow a crapload of purple potatoes and sweet potatoes, so on Halloween we have bowls of candy and potatoes, and give them the option to choose. POTATO
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Oct 31, 2023 22:11
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Jailbrekr posted:We are known as the "potato house". Every year I grow a crapload of purple potatoes and sweet potatoes, so on Halloween we have bowls of candy and potatoes, and give them the option to choose. How many potatoes have you found thrown at your house afterwards? To be clear, I'd take the potatoes.
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Oct 31, 2023 22:17
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giving out kazoos so every parent in the neighborhood hates me
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Valko posted:I could leave that outside my door, empty, and find something more dangerous and addictive than vodka in it in the morning. Lol
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drat I forgot how funny this was
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I never noticed that the other kid snagged the falling candy into their bag (or at least tried to).  Who says trickle down economics doesn't work?
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