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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
I feel like I could just pick up a pair right now and just loving dominate like some ninjas or some poo poo. I'd look like a total badass too like with a cutoff shirt and mad cool Oakleys and I'd say poo poo like "What's wrong??? Chuck got your tounge!" then when I said that I'd like hit someone in the toungue with ,my loving nuncheuck. Like, at this point I can't see any downsidess to being a nunchuck guy. Maybe with a leather vest that's like, you know, studded and maybe has my cool gang name written across the back. My gang name is Chuck. Also, that is my regular name. It was meant to be .

Don't ask me any questions.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Have fun hitting your knee, face, and pinching your bits in some chain, op.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007

Witchfinder General

You would immediately hit yourself in your genitals and then poo poo your pants

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!
You people don't know poo poo about nunchehucks.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

you guys dont already own nunchucks? lmbao

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I had to do 3 katas as a kid using nunchucks, so sorry, but I'm an expert.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
lol I got in a fight with a kid who came at me with nunchuks.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Grey Cat posted:

I had to do 3 katas as a kid using nunchucks, so sorry, but I'm an expert.

I once cried and slapped another kid in the face over and over again. It was p fierce.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
90% of learning to nun chuck is that sweet move where you swing them over your shoulder and grab the other end under your arm. iykyk

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Literally A Person posted:

You people don't know poo poo about nunchehucks.

We do know a lot about you and thats what informs our predictions

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The stupidest turtle uses them. Not an insult, just a fact.

Strong evidence that it is the easiest weapon.

Now a stick on the other hand, the weapon of a genius.

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFu8zc1zAM

Can you kick this guy’s rear end?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

N. Senada posted:

The stupidest turtle uses them. Not an insult, just a fact.

Strong evidence that it is the easiest weapon.

Now a stick on the other hand, the weapon of a genius.

Real nunchuk talk: If you are one of those awesome nunchuk folks, doing all those awesome moves, I'm sure you might be able to gently caress someone up with you awesome nunchuk moves.

Like some drunken fratboys.

Otherwise, they are pointless. Just punch and block bro.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

Showboating. He wouldn't stand a chance. I'm here to kick rear end not loving show off.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
As for fighting against a nunchuk expert, simply raise your arms around your head and crouch down into Tiger Pose and attack directly.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The great enemy of the nunchucks is three rocks thrown at once

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

OP practices nun chucks in the food lion parking lot.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
My brother owned a pair when I was a kid

We both hurt ourselves repeatedly with them

It was awesome


I also had a butterfly knife that was a comb

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

maybeadracula posted:

My brother owned a pair when I was a kid

We both hurt ourselves repeatedly with them

It was awesome


I also had a butterfly knife that was a comb

Switchblade comb was the superior fake weapon/comb

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

redshirt posted:

Switchblade comb was the superior fake weapon/comb

I had that too but learning to do the cool hand flip with the butterfly comb was way more fun than just pushing a button like a grown-up at work

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

maybeadracula posted:

I had that too but learning to do the cool hand flip with the butterfly comb was way more fun than just pushing a button like a grown-up at work

Hmm, you make a good point...

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If you're kicking their rear end while attempting to use num-chuks. You're likely doing something incredibly wrong.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
That video of the guy swinging them all around like crazy but then he hits himself in the nards it pretty funny

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons

Twin Katana (Leonardo) > Twin Sai (Raphael) > Bō Staff (Donatello) > Nunchaku (Michelangelo)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 19 hours!

mannerup posted:

nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons

Twin Katana (Leonardo) > Twin Sai (Raphael) > Bō Staff (Donatello) > Nunchaku (Michelangelo)

That's nerd poo poo. THIS IS REAL LIFE.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
nevermind changed my mind nunchucks are cool now, buying a pair tomorrow

quote:

Are nunchakus illegal in California? No. Nunchucks are legal now that Penal Code 22010 PC was repealed in 2020. Under the old law, it was illegal in California to make, import, sell, give away or even to possess nunchakus.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
What’s the worst that could happen? If you gently caress up, you can always make a movie about it.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1368855/

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I'm going to take a guess and say that lightsaber nunchucks have shown up in some EU Star Wars poo poo.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


There is a reason when we practiced with them in tae kwon do, we used foam covered ones because god drat it's easy to clobber yourself with them. they're a wildly impractical weapon. Give me a sword or a quarterstaff any day. Heck, i'd take a tree branch over nunchuks.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mannerup posted:

nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons

Twin Katana (Leonardo) > Twin Sai (Raphael) > Bō Staff (Donatello) > Nunchaku (Michelangelo)

do you know you dont stab with sai? isnt that loving lame

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

mannerup posted:

nunchucks suck, and are the lowest tier of TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) weapons

Twin Katana (Leonardo) > Twin Sai (Raphael) > Bō Staff (Donatello) > Nunchaku (Michelangelo)

Oh, you know about nunchuckers from TMNT? That's cute.

Get back to us when you rented and watched every video that even looked like there might be a ninja in.

Have you even seen America Ninja 4?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

A chucklefuck with nunchuks, I'd like to see that.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

pro tip: you can throw numchucks at other people so that you don't hit yourself in the dick with them

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i dont know if they are good for throwing it's just less likelty to hurt you that way

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

How much nun could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nun?


None, Chuck

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

pro tip: you can throw numchucks at other people so that you don't hit yourself in the dick with them

Seems like a bad pro tip. Now they have the num-chuks and they might know how to use them.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Seems like a bad pro tip. Now they have the num-chuks and they might know how to use them.

they also might hit themselves in the dick, a calculated gamble

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The weebs start running when I crack out my Chinese war sword.

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

Vakal posted:

I'm going to take a guess and say that lightsaber nunchucks have shown up in some EU Star Wars poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQC29joihwU&t=8s

Valko fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Nov 29, 2023

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Valko
Sep 17, 2015

Nunchucks are no match for my Jamie Oliver Knuckle Duster.

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