I wants to have sex with Will Stancil

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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Laugh and cry

*kai ryssdal voice* coming up. we will do the numbers

# ? Dec 12, 2023 17:53

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# ? May 1, 2024 21:32

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Just finished having sex with Will Stancil. He said I was wonderful.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:41

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Oh he says that about every kinda fuckin

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:44

Best Friends: Nov 4, 2011

not recommended. dudes spent five months telling me the sex we had was actually good and I�m too dumb to realize it

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:48

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

So I'm guessing something funny happened with the other thread?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 18:49

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

what if his name was Will Penis

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:26

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

will stewiecil

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:32

SuperKlaus: Oct 20, 2005; Fun Shoe

Animal-Mother posted:

So I'm guessing something funny happened with the other thread?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 19:49

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006; Can't post for 4 hours!

welcome will pencil

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:07

PoontifexMacksimus: Feb 14, 2012

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:42

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Weka posted:

Just finished having sex with Will Stancil. He said I was wonderful.

how was he tho?

# ? Dec 12, 2023 20:43

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Test

# ? Dec 12, 2023 21:46

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

sadly will stencil has rejected my courtship �.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 21:52

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

will stancil is smooth and nippleless like a ken doll

# ? Dec 12, 2023 22:11

speng31b: May 8, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

will stancil is smooth and nippleless like a ken doll

wrong. will stancil is replete with nipple according to my sources

# ? Dec 12, 2023 22:19

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

speng31b posted:

wrong. will stancil is replete with nipple according to my sources

more nipples than a cat but fewer than a hog is what i heard

# ? Dec 12, 2023 22:28

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Skwisgaar: Tokis, you wants to have sex with Will Stancils

# ? Dec 12, 2023 22:38

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

will stancil kicked my rear end and called me a slur. and i said thank you for you service

# ? Dec 12, 2023 23:22

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

In this house, we say, Will, Stancil.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 23:43

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Al! posted:

more nipples than a cat but fewer than a hog is what i heard

also, not distributed like you'd think!

# ? Dec 12, 2023 23:47

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

will stencil? yeah, i WILL STENCIL a chalk outline around your sleeping body after i drain those balls so hard you pass out, sir

# ? Dec 13, 2023 00:27

guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Weka posted:

Just finished having sex with Will Stancil. He said I was wonderful.

your reputation preceded you, weka.

more importantly, how was will?

# ? Dec 13, 2023 00:30

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

guidoanselmi posted:

your reputation preceded you, weka.

more importantly, how was will?

Eat This Glob posted:

how was he tho?

Much like the American economy.

# ? Dec 13, 2023 03:54

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
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Stance and Fance Manor of Will Repute

mods gimme a sixer for loving this up the first go round I deserve it

Gunshow Poophole has issued a correction as of 04:55 on Dec 13, 2023

# ? Dec 13, 2023 04:18

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

# ? Dec 13, 2023 05:46

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

Will Stancil is paradol ex confirmed

# ? Dec 13, 2023 08:08

Telluric Whistler: Sep 14, 2008

ex post facho posted:

Will Stancil is paradol ex confirmed

Chris Benoit derangement syndrome

# ? Dec 13, 2023 09:21

erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

i say swears online posted:

*looking at flaccid penis*

will: wow it's getting so hard

goldmine

# ? Dec 13, 2023 09:35

PoundSand: Jul 30, 2021; Also proficient with kites

Weka posted:

Much like the American economy.

good for him, bad for everyone else experiencing it?

# ? Dec 13, 2023 14:43

Orbis Tertius: Feb 13, 2007

ex post facho posted:

Will Stancil is paradol ex confirmed

Will Stancil creator of �baquack obamailure�, the greatest portmanteau of all time.

# ? Dec 13, 2023 18:47

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

i say swears online posted:

*looking at flaccid penis*

will: wow it's getting so hard

this is such a good joke tho lol

# ? Jan 5, 2024 15:31

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

i say swears online posted:

*looking at flaccid penis*

will: wow it's getting so hard

# ? Jan 5, 2024 15:58

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Lol

-Hoot

# ? Jan 5, 2024 16:06

speng31b: May 8, 2010

Weka posted:

Just finished having sex with Will Stancil. He said I was wonderful.

yeah sure

# ? Jan 5, 2024 16:17

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

# ? Feb 4, 2024 04:31

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Who hittin they wilussy

# ? Feb 4, 2024 04:39

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