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Escape From Noise

-Mark Wahlberg awakens one day to find a high voltage shock collar welded to neck that goes off whenever he acts like a tough guy from Boston.

-An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant?

-Star Wars vs. Star Trek



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
A movie with a CGI character that is an amalgamation of every actor who ever lived.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Escape From Noise posted:

-An alternate reality where Pitbull still exists but he's a tax accountant?

"My goal is to help you save as many dales as I can."

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Thrash metal opera

baka of lathspell


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Thrash metal opera

flash (from the warriors) metal opera


join dork order
sig by ??? (<3 u)

SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
A movie about John wick, set in zootopia

google THIS

Buttchocks posted:

A movie with a CGI character that is an amalgamation of every actor who ever lived.

A movie where the entire cast are hyper-realistic CGI replicas of recently deceased actors a la the new Star Wars films

All of the sets and backdrops are still live action though

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
nicholas cage jacks off in a closet but the film is only a shot of the closed door


Dumb Sex-Parrot
british secret agent drama but the communists are the good guys






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
family raises dog (dog dies)


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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The entire movie is split-screened. Diagonally.

ToastGhost

20% cooler
A movie that ends with the line: "The killer... is SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE!!!"

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
An all male version of ghostbusters 2016

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Fredrik1 posted:

An all male version of ghostbusters 2016

lol





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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Looks like by bad movie idea already exists https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109904/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3_tt_5_nm_2_q_girth%2520

A movie where everyone looks directly at the camera even though the script isn't breaking the 4th wall.

Escape From Noise

The Terminator reboot where Arnold plays a pest control specialist sent back in time.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

RavenousScoot

ToastGhost posted:

A movie that ends with the line: "The killer... is SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE!!!"

at the premier

"the deranged mind that brought you this feature IS ALSO IN ATTENDANCE!!"

*runs through the aisles cackling and disappears behind some seats in the top back corner*


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Escape From Noise

A movie where there is a rule specifying, in great detail, that a dog, in fact, cannot play basketball.



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Trash Ops

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

life of a dj but they only get booked for funerals

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Trash Ops posted:

life of a dj but they only get booked for funerals

Two Urn Tables and a Microphone

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Escape From Noise

Clifford's Big Red Hog



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours





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Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

hard cut to black after every scene. No wait, gunshot cut to black after every scene, and the last shot is an alarm clock cut to black. So artistic!

Sounds better than several movies I've seen tbh



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Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

the goatse image but in imax for 3 hours

Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Farmer Crack-Ass

this is me posting irl
starring fred armisen,

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:

Escape From Noise posted:

Start zoomed in and slooooooooooowly pan out as Also sprach Zarathustra plays.

I would watch it

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
jackass 5


Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
a zombie movie without zombie kittens and puppies

RavenousScoot

posthumous cgi Peewee reboot that's also a spinoff centered on Jambi the Genie


THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
SeaGoatSupreme
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
A movie involving Sinbad and a genie

But Sinbad is the kid that finds the lamp, and Shaq is the genie

Gaylor Moon

Gender? I hardly know'er
Goatse: The reckoning

frump truck

hello... again!

A movie where you are the reel of film and they shove you into the projector

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Instead of a silent movie, a movie with all the sounds.

RavenousScoot

a movie where the foley guy exists in-universe for the entire runtime


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Happy Hippo

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

homeward bound but with ejaculation

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Happy Hippo posted:

homeward bound but with ejaculation

lol

google THIS

Less appealing movies inspired by Disney park attractions

It's a Small World

The Tiki Room

The Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover

Splash Mountain

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
A feature-length Imax movie inspired by Drew Carey's Sounds Dangerous! attraction

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riptidejim

Have a good night!
Found footage movie taken by dinosaurs if they didn't all die and made cameras instead and THEN the meteors come and then humans find the footage years later and its the movie



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