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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/media/2024/01/19/sports-illustrated-layoffs-staff/72283560007/ Pressing F To Represent
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Classic Inside the NBA is the best sports-related media, just hours of Shaq and Charles Barkley calling each other fat and stupid and never coming to a resolution about which one is the fattest and stupidest of them all the time Kenny knocked Shaq down into a christmas tree and he fell in slow motion still makes me lol
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They'll still do the swimsuit issue though, right?
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I just got a subscription. What happens next? Thanks I'll hang up and listen.
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Jan 19, 2024 23:28
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where tf am i going to get my sports illustrations now???
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Jan 19, 2024 23:29
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My football phone will be worth a fortune!
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LBeing posted:https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/media/2024/01/19/sports-illustrated-layoffs-staff/72283560007/ Technically they're not dead, but assuming the marketing license they lost prevents them from actually covering anything they might as well be.
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I'm not joking, I just got my first issue like a week ago.
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Not surprised. I haven't seen SI publish hardly anything in forever and was just wondering when this was gonna happen.
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One time I found a soda bottle cap that said I'd won a free sports illustrated subscription but I never turned it in Welp that's my sports illustrated story
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I saved the issue when Tiger won the Masters back in 2018. It's in one of the guest bedrooms right now.
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Smugworth posted:One time I found a bottle cap that said I'd won a free sports illustrated subscription but I never turned it in Tangentially related this reminds me of going into the store and going down the soda aisle looking under the cap for a "winner" back when you could get a free soda if you brought the cap in. I'd just open it and get 2 sodas.
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I. M. Gei posted:Not surprised. I haven't seen SI publish hardly anything in forever and was just wondering when this was gonna happen. Yeah seriously. They’re a hollow shell of their heyday in the 80s/90s
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Why would I read a magazine about sports when I can watch ESPN 24/7 I like when they show the top plays but I also like the top bad plays too they are good for a laugh but sometimes I feel bad for the player who goofed up
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Internetjack posted:They'll still do the swimsuit issue though, right? No, they went woke and are broke
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Vim Fuego posted:No, they went woke and are broke
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Hey Playboy executives here's your window to start publishing physical magazines again, get yourself some sports reporters and fill this vacancy, then guys everywhere can claim they really are reading the articles Gotta admit I haven't seen a SI mag anywhere in years, so I thought they had actually gone all digital, no idea they were tanking this badly
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numberoneposter posted:they should have just done the equal opportunity thing and had one greased up twink for every bikini babe 
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Nyan Bread posted:Driftingmoose The reregs will play while the mods are away.
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Now it will just be swimsuit issues every week.
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Oh, no, where I get my AI generated content now? Oh yeah, the rest of the Internet! e: thanks for Elle Macpherson tho' Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jan 20, 2024 |
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Should've been Sports Illustrious, they'd still be in business. 
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Good.
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Another bastion of American culture laid to waste by nefarious millennials.
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I think I started subscribing to them in 6th grade. We had a magazine drive at school and if you got like 10 or something subscriptions you’d get a box of 48 caramel apple pops. Not like real ones, it was just apple flavored candy with caramel. Another year it was orange cream, and the last year it was a 5 pound bag of gummy worms. Anyway I think I stayed subscribed for twelve years or so, Rick Reilly and Steve Rushin always had great articles to read. Plus every year I’d get either a fleece throw blanket or a hoodie. I can’t say I’m sad to see them go because I haven’t paid any attention to them in like a decade but maybe kid me would be sad
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Come subscribe to my new magazine, "Jorts Illustrated"
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Morts Illustrated 
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Grey Cat posted:Morts Illustrated Jorts illustrated 
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redshirt posted:I just got a subscription. What happens next? How do you like your football phone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzsGLe9YuwE
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Sprouts Chill Debated
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EorayMel posted:Jorts illustrated I think you mean
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Jortsrenter
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So sad to hear that sports are over
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Bonzo posted:How do you like your football phone? Pretty cool. Push button dialing AND a mute button.
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quote:"We can't make Sports immediately interesting"
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They're closing down because AI chased off all the illustrators :'(
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