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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I read the bass pro shops catalogue today oh boy

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the rear end of your mom (I'd love to screwww youuuuur mooooooom)

I think those are the original lyrics actually

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I still have this train catalog that came with the train set my dad got me the year I was born (which I set up around my tree this Christmas and it still, but barely, runs)

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

we were a jcpenney house. never remembered getting the sears catalog but we'd flip through the big jcpenney giftbook every christmas.

Jelly posted:

I still have this train catalog that came with the train set my dad got me the year I was born (which I set up around my tree this Christmas and it still, but barely, runs)



this is dope

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

PSA for all model train / diorama loving goons. There are a ton of videos on youtube of people building scenes, models, and such and explaining how they do it.

Like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR8X5tlnQKI

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

oh yeah the old model train and wargaming scenery catalogues were loving legendary. my buddies dad was also into that poo poo and had stacks of them filled with the most glorious dioramas. i do that stuff myself now and i'd kill to have some of those old mags to flip thru

Sears had a diorama that was the dig site of the Ark from Indiana Jones, everything was like HO scale, it was amazing. I had that page dogeared as hell but it never arrived under the tree. Maybe I'll try to track it down as an adult

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

AcidCat posted:

What was that catalog that had a bunch of joke gifts and the most random poo poo imaginable? Those were fun.

Archie McPhee! I ordered a ton of stuff from that catalog.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
We used to have ads for a hardware store chain here that used cartoon dogs as mascots and they'd end ads with "dogalog out now" cause they were dogs instead of cats lol

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Some weird sex toy catalog came to our mailbox when I was a kid and I looked through it for a bit and threw it behind some plywood in our garage and never saw it again

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

dinahmoe posted:

Archie McPhee! I ordered a ton of stuff from that catalog.

Looks like they still do a catalog... I just ordered one lol

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I wish cell phones and hemorrhoids were never invented, so I could just sit on the toilet all day and flip though Things You Never Knew Existed catalog :smith:

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
I miss muck ups like the man on page 602.

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

can't forget the ACME Catalog

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I wish cell phones and hemorrhoids were never invented, so I could just sit on the toilet all day and flip though Things You Never Knew Existed catalog :smith:

They seem to have gone out of business

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

RavenousScoot posted:

can't forget the ACME Catalog



lmao this owns

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Wendigee posted:

They seem to have gone out of business

Then I should just invent a Time Machine and head back to 1998.

jimmy mnemonic
Jan 9, 2007

Fun Shoe
In the 80s and 90s somehow Crutchfield started sending me their catalogs. Teenage me used to look through them and imagine what killer car stereo systems I could put together.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
We used to get these catalogs that sold all kinds of things. I can't remember who made them - maybe Montgomery Ward? It was probably several other companies as well. I loved going through them and looking for dollhouse stuff. :3:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
For some reason, one day it was like everyone in our town got some sexy clothing catalog in the mail. Like a Victoria's Secret or Fredericks of Hollywood-type thing. It wasn't just us. Over the next day or two at school the chatter from everyone is about this catalog showing up in their mailboxes, too.

Like some mutant version of woods porn or something.

Also, QVC used to have a catalog they'd mail out, for when just watching the channel 24/7 wasn't enough, and you wanted to peruse the selection of merch for more than 10 minutes per item.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

JediTalentAgent posted:

Fredericks of Hollywood

Hell yeah. I don't know why these came to our house but they were pure gold in those pre-internet days.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The Internet Archive is a nice resource for browsing old catalogs.

Here's a smattering of the Computer Shopper catalogs I mentioned in an earlier post:
https://archive.org/details/computer-shopper-february-1988/
https://archive.org/details/computer-shopper-september-1994/
https://archive.org/details/computer-shopper-2000-07

Also here's some IKEA catalogs written in I think Swedish:
https://archive.org/details/catalog_Ikea-1986/
https://archive.org/details/catalog_Ikea-2000

And here's an American staple, the Sears catalog, this was the hoilday wishbook from 1985:
https://archive.org/details/1985-sears-christmas-wishbook-catalog/

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
One of the low level pranks me and my friends used to pull was getting the mail-in information request forms from magazines. Some of them numbered the ads, and you would fill out the card, and circle the number of the product you were interested in. This way, you could request catalogs from multiple companies on a single card. You'd fill out the card with your victim's information, circle a bunch of numbers at random and mail it in, If you did this from four or five magazines, you could insure that your target started getting two to three hundred catalogs per month. When you are 12 years old, this is the height of humorous subterfuge.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Genesplicer posted:

One of the low level pranks me and my friends used to pull was getting the mail-in information request forms from magazines. Some of them numbered the ads, and you would fill out the card, and circle the number of the product you were interested in. This way, you could request catalogs from multiple companies on a single card. You'd fill out the card with your victim's information, circle a bunch of numbers at random and mail it in, If you did this from four or five magazines, you could insure that your target started getting two to three hundred catalogs per month. When you are 12 years old, this is the height of humorous subterfuge.

Some guy did that because he had a DIY junk mail briquetting machine, and used the junk mail to heat his home.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I want lists of catalogs I can order for toilet reading. Archie McGee still exists I got that one.

What else has dumb stuff to look at and is free or nearly so?

My mom loves to feed birds and squirrels and has a collection of cat garden gnomes so of course I got her a squirrel feeder where the squirrel sticks its head up inside and it looks like a squirrel garden gnome while it's snacking.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Some guy did that because he had a DIY junk mail briquetting machine, and used the junk mail to heat his home.

This owns


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZjgEjqnGWk

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Amazon, Wal Mart, and Target all send toy catalogs to my house around Christmas. My kids love digging through them.

I get giant ULINE catalogs mailed to me at work that are 2 inches thick and I just have to throw them away. Otherwise I will start browsing and then 20 minutes later I realize I have been looking at cubicles and desks that I really don't care about

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ULINE catalogs are awesome when you're bored and already in a factory/warehouse environment

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

shyduck posted:

The Internet Archive is a nice resource for browsing old catalogs.

Here's a smattering of the Computer Shopper catalogs I mentioned in an earlier post:
https://archive.org/details/computer-shopper-february-1988/
https://archive.org/details/computer-shopper-september-1994/
https://archive.org/details/computer-shopper-2000-07

Also here's some IKEA catalogs written in I think Swedish:
https://archive.org/details/catalog_Ikea-1986/
https://archive.org/details/catalog_Ikea-2000

And here's an American staple, the Sears catalog, this was the hoilday wishbook from 1985:
https://archive.org/details/1985-sears-christmas-wishbook-catalog/

I'm glad someone else pointed this out. Just google Internet Archive *store name* catalogue (Because IA's search is pretty slow).
1988 Australian electronics https://archive.org/details/dick-smith-electronics-catalogue-1987-1988

#whoa
$4,595 in 1988 is worth $12,484.01 today

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

MrQwerty posted:

ULINE catalogs are awesome when you're bored and already in a factory/warehouse environment

You could use the Grainger catalog to murder a coworker.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Years ago when colleges used to have catalogs was a good time. A firmly printed list of classes and requirements you could flip back and forth through.

I think the last time I saw an actual professionally put together, prestige-grade college catalog from anywhere was probably 15 years ago, but that was from an art school. But even community colleges used to have really nice ones.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Szyznyk posted:

You could use the Grainger catalog to murder a coworker.

its wild to me that mcmaster still sends out their catalogues every year that are like 4000 pages given how robust their site is

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Poohs Packin posted:

Oriental Trader - tons of novelties and plastic crap you could order by the gross.

I think it was Oriental Trading Company and I believe they’re still around.

Also I’m 12 years old circling all the Nikes I want in Eastbay knowing I will get none.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

MrQwerty posted:

ULINE catalogs are awesome when you're bored and already in a factory/warehouse environment

bro if we spend $200 more we can get the free cooler

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Museum catalogs are drat fine.
Or niche catalogs like meteorites for sale.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Chief McHeath posted:

bro if we spend $200 more we can get the free cooler

So can I have one of the DHL toy trucks or what, you got fuckin 10 of them

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

Chief McHeath posted:

I think it was Oriental Trading Company and I believe they’re still around.

Also I’m 12 years old circling all the Nikes I want in Eastbay knowing I will get none.

oh hell yeah eastbay was sick

i did the same thing. had a shox phase as a kid and also wore t-macs and iversons

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I used to love getting a fresh rear end issue of CCS

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The only catalogs I read come from Pueblo Colorado

https://youtu.be/gVCcaf1nM00?si=KZW7IKWNGiraTd9w

https://youtu.be/SAxeISMPdJo?si=pT4ljkNP_f1VyHuc

https://youtu.be/Har5e4qGxxc?si=tK5mQEVJ6hlFbRsj

https://youtu.be/-mb-zZQL9bs?si=CsS0n8JzRemGLCdW

https://youtu.be/XG03zlQiWt8?si=EogwUQrMa1xv3nMi

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003



Anybody in the market for some Phantom IIs?

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