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Helm, plot a course to Epstein 3, warp factor 5. There's a settlement there I've been meaning to check out.
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We're getting a lot of ex Space Army equipment now that the war with the clankers has ended. Those food-cube protesters are hosed once I work out how to drive a Z-38 Laser Walker.
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God drat it, why is there never any parking at the space donuts store. It's in the drat void of deep space! There's literally not a god drat loving thing for four light years from here, HOW THE gently caress ARE THEY OUT OF PARKING! 
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dr_rat posted:God drat it, why is there never any parking at the space donuts store. It's in the drat void of deep space! There's literally not a god drat loving thing for four light years from here, HOW THE gently caress ARE THEY OUT OF PARKING! What do you expect us to do? Spacewalk from 500 yards away? With a helmet? They outta put in primo docking spots just for us Space Cops I guess the space medics can use em too, but they better get in and get out and not sit there taking up my spot.
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There's a reason why all the space docks in Space New York have a space fire hydrant on every corner, it's so the space emergency vehicles got somewhere to park when they run into the Space 7-11.
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Have we been federalized into Space ICE, yet?
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Space Cops aren't Space ICE. Space ICE are Space Cops.
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Coming this fall to CBS.. Chicago: Space ICE
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AlternateNu posted:Space Cops aren't Space ICE. Space ICE are Space Cops. Then why are Space ICE getting paid more than us?!
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Marsupial Ape posted:Then why are Space ICE getting paid more than us?! They cover the entire globe, that's 24 time zones worth of OT per day, minimum. Factor in interdimensional rifts and time shifts and it's a license to print money.
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Dispatch, i got a 317.4, probing without a license *incomprehensible xenos noise* Yea yea, its not like those are hard to get. Give that guy his pants back and see you in court on the 17th.
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In Space Kentucky, the Space Cops hangout out at the Space Sureway out on the Space Highway to hit on the teenage Space Girl cashiers. Write what you know, right?
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