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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Donnie's very own Doug Stamper was a creeper:

https://twitter.com/SollenbergerRC/status/1753255371697803534

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1753394078169899440?t=A-2wGksGwWnS0HCQ45UGKQ&s=19

At least they hadn't brought out any ketchup yet.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Carl didn't get to see Gronk's Kick of Destiny II. :(

Crab Dad posted:

I had to look it up.
C U Next Tuesday

loving schoolboy poo poo. What a turd.

He probably came up with the idea and looked around at his minions for validation. "That's really good, isn't it? I'm so clever. :smugdon:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

House GOP is apparently going to hold a vote on standalone funding for Israel and I have absolutely no idea how that vote count is going to go. There aren't really moral solutions for any of this stuff, so I'll look for the comedy:

https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1754521692771405909?t=Le5fKoRxtjjepbW-t7xH4g&s=19

I tried to decipher what they were saying but couldn't hear anything past the WOOOOOOWooooowuuuuuuu of the megaphone.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

A bit odd that this took so long, but a clear 3-0 per curiam decision that Donnie ain't immune to poo poo. Opinion pending and we'll see what goofy poo poo the HW Bush judge got up to.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1754884046633513036?t=fv0YTKTti4ioIzO30GUZKQ&s=19

To make up for lost time, the appeals court is expediting it back to the trial court per CNN unless the Supreme Court wants to get involved. Trump's lawyers also don't like their chances if it's elevated.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mr. Nice! posted:

In other Trump news, justice Engoron just sent a letter to lawyers in the case re: a NY times article that he is negotiating a plea deal which would include him pleading guilty to lying to Engoron.

The defense attorneys have until five pm tomorrow to cover their own asses about how much they knew about what and when.



Is this for Trump or Weisselberg?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pine Cone Jones posted:

https://www.military.com/daily-news...e-base.html?amp

2 Fort Myer Soldiers Arrested and Charged with Stealing LGBTQ+ Pride Flags from House Beside Base

So what kind of punishment for their dumbassery are they rewarded with if the military goes after them?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

My Spirit Otter posted:

ive never understood lining up around the block for fast food. the point of fast food is that youre feeling lazy and dont want to spend all that time and energy cooking a good meal when you can pop out for 5 minutes and grab an ok one.

no fast food is good enough to line up around the block for, imo

This is every god drat Chick-Fil-A I've ever been to.

There's a traveling CFA in my area which has been to my hometown twice. There's been a massive foot traffic line both times.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

goatsestretchgoals posted:

If the average time at the window was 90 seconds (seems ambitious unless everyone was getting a free chicken sandwich and nothing else), the 100th person in line would spend 2.5 hours for a free ~$3 sandwich. Minus fuel cost. Minus the mental cost of spending 2.5 hours in a fast food line.

Also that assumes the 100th person showed up the moment they opened. They’ve probably been there all night so even bigger lol.

There was a Piada that opened across 675 from WPAFB about 10 years ago, which offered free food for a year to the first 20 customers or whatever.

People camped out overnight in the Walmart parking lot with a line of storms with the threat of up to 70 mph winds rapidly approaching.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

Supreme Court: GUNS GUNS GUNS! All gun policies must be struck down if they don't agree with historical beliefs of the founders

Hawaii Supreme Court: wait, *whose* founders?

https://twitter.com/TheReloadSite/status/1755447118326636996?t=FQcxh91mmzBjJYUhmsS5xA&s=19

Underappreciated part of this argument:
https://twitter.com/Ziggys_Duck/status/1755459521802031588

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1756139438415982660?t=hKTkpdn-G9RLkU0FtyVJ4w&s=19

We need more pissed off, disenchanted members of the GOP spillin' beans like this, methinks.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1756790100237656390?t=Zx-AiJkdYlzIYOU4zP6TGQ&s=19

I would come in with a pithy remark about thoughts and prayers, but this was just before the Spanish language service, so I'm bothered again.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Maybe it's Trump posting whitewashed stories from Newsweek on fake Twitter:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1757765895365988842?t=ABlxKiOrZSZh2E2Y72MYqw&s=19

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Somebody better check for radio antennas in Cuba.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/kisstheblade_/status/1757869583719924152

Oh I DEFINITELY did not have this one on my
Bingo card. :stare:

Wow, way to find your way back into the spotlight for all the wrong reasons. Again.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Russia says Alexei Navalny died after taking a walk.

People tend to do that when they take a walk out a window.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1758496383051481115?t=006pteHBLi78AHuyC1IU9A&s=19

Kevin knew what was up.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1758583598800572803?t=CUu_DYHnccpKTrs60wP7oA&s=19

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

lightpole posted:

According to his own sworn testimony he has $400 million, liquid, cash.

Not anymore. :getin:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

It gets better!

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1758591050976043040?t=4zaWlLaPD2wFqCFhpUZkRw&s=19

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1758615361501503868?t=3YBiXxYIBBUp_q0gTt-QCw&s=19

This may be the most below the belt they've gone and I'm loving here for it.

ASAPI posted:

As long as this PAC sends me on business trips to wherever I want, whenever I want, sign me up!

For some reason, I'm now picturing Ray Person in Generation Kill talking about going to Thailand.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

ASAPI posted:

I was thinking more Vegas or New Orleans, less creepy sex tourism.

I figured as much. Maybe it's my subconscious telling me to watch GK again.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

what in the hell was he thinking doing this in Philadelphia

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1758971150309191806?t=lJGfzwxeebEmck8tTu6X5g&s=19

Biden campaign's statement: “Donald Trump showing up to hawk bootleg Off-Whites is the closest he’ll get to any Air Force Ones ever again for the rest of his life”

:iceburn:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Coasterphreak posted:

Yeah, becoming a pilot is hilariously expensive unless you go the military route, and even then you have to do different FAA carts to fly commercial jets.

There are also exemptions for military pilots, allowing them to get hired with only 750 hours, but who actually gets out with only 750 hours?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Speaking of LGBTQ+ rights:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1759902757601914989?t=TaktafvqEs35rPj6HNwBLA&s=19

FAFO.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/NormEisen/status/1760050747171901512?t=sSxqwivH4gLGKZ5rPr1Uaw&s=19

Please, do it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1760861377520902617?t=uAP7AdzDQATP1miG_okUvg&s=19

I'm sure this will go exactly as he wants it to.

Did I read correctly earlier this week that, if the chudge decides to delay the Florida trial, it could cause DC to take its place on the calendar?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/acnewsitics/status/1761134403260961227?t=obRG0m9anBFk4Y6o1V_g1w&s=19

$87k interest per DAY.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CommieGIR posted:

He can't - that's the trick - he really can't. He has to appeal to do so, and the courts already have monitors in place for this. The court is basically gonna just liquidate his assets if he tries to delay without an appeal.

And he has to pony up that money to the court on the hope that they somehow win the appeal, right? In other words, he's placing a bet that somehow they'll reverse it and, if not, "thank you for paying us the money we wanted anyway".

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1761214656687865928?t=0eDBZ1xHTb965-TmHE211w&s=19

"I'm bigly progressive!"

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Witness, if you will, the Shameless dropping trou on thousands of MoH recipients and yet people saying "please sir, I'd like some more!".

.https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1761482149134254382?t=HgRfHdyp3Gy-ykiXuE2avA&s=19

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Who asked for the debt clock to be modified to the Trump debt clock?

https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1761468012442358047

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

I can never listen to him talk because my brain always thinks he's violating the concept of linear time.

Like when people generally talk, there's a start and a finish, a relatively straight line with some deviation and asides. Donnie talks in squiggles, loops, and circles. I can't take in the words and form a coherent thought out of them. So every time I try and go back to the beginning of the sentence, I get lost and go back to before he even started talking and I've violated spacetime in my head.

It feels like it's stream of consciousness. Whatever he has pop up in his mind, he talks about.

It's a very, very public version of somebody sitting at the nursing home listening to Grandpa ramble about nothing for 40 minutes, except the audience hangs off every word.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1762205407009772031?t=bp4ofgCxEyIMGI8-ZdO_MQ&s=19

I don't know, maybe you should just pay your loving money if you're that rich instead of endlessly throwing a bitch fit?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

All I have to add to Michigan chat is there was an Arab-American woman who looked to be in her twenties interviewed on ABC last night and was asked that, if it came down to it, if she would vote for Trump over Biden over Gaza/Israel and her response was something to the effect of short-term inconvenience for long-term gain.

I...can't see the man who's long championed an Arab/Muslim ban being the person you'd want to bang the drum for here long-term.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

Supreme Court just came very close to knocking out the J6 case from coming to trial before the election:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1762962505704321355

This is basically a stall tactic by the Supreme Court at this point, right?

Are any of the potentially damning trials still a candidate to be heard anytime soon, or have they somehow swatted all of them down for now? I've lost track.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

In happier news, the White House might be the only property he owns by November.:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1762904022212550924?t=oIs28IsC7FFqU1JBqn1LxQ&s=19


quote:

In his filing, Trump says that he needs an emergency stay because he doesn’t have the cash and would have to sell some of his properties to raise it.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Feb 28, 2024

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

ASAPI posted:

Can someone explain what will happen to Trump now that they effectively have him caught lying under oath about his finances?

I assume nothing, because the upper class follows different rules/laws/consequences than us serfs.

I mean, he could still conceivably get four years from New York for the Daniels thing.

Seems about as likely as Biden sending a cruise missile into Mar-a-Lago if the SC upholds immunity, though.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/itsJeffTiedrich/status/1762918100742058387?t=ZuYNV8nV2mpsKrER3x_Tsw&s=19

:laffo:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1763339697068347460?t=Iw3Oqv0I3qaJ9vSGxC0sPQ&s=19

Chudge is to hear more about this tomorrow.

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